Welcome to Beverly Hills University – uncontestably the most prestigious college in the world. It’s known for producing the most elite, successful men and women alive. As an undergrad, you get to live on a world-class campus with a pool and hot tub in every dorm—all while learning your way to a lifetime of affluence and accolades. Sounds great, right?

Of course if you plan to graduate, you’d sure as hell better prove yourself worthy (as if paying $120K a year isn’t enough). And as we all know, classes and grades ultimately have little to do with it.

In a pressure-cooker quest to come out on top, a few of our friends are about to find out that spring break isn’t all it’s cracked out to be. Those you’ll meet include:

Malcolm Taylor — a socially awkward do-gooder with Asperger’s Syndrome.
Sophie Sanders — a preppy and beguiling overachiever.
Sebastian White — a hypersensitive girly-man stoner.
Jacob Lancaster — a self-absorbed jock who got in on a football scholarship.

So how, exactly, are their disparate paths related? And how do they escalate from typical college nuisances to life-threatening misadventures, exposing these unsuspecting students to things so disturbing they didn’t even know they existed? That’s up to you to figure out. But here’s a hint: the title explains it all.

Reality Bytes is unlike any novel you’ve ever read, or ever will again. Equipped with something to offend everyone, it takes you on a stomach-churning roller coaster that will entertain, amuse, and disgust you all at once. So grab your book (or Kindle), and prepare for an experience you’ll never forget. $0.99 on Kindle.