MIKE BARON DELIVERS RIOTOUS, CRUDE, AND ALWAYS UNPREDICTABLE STORIES IN THE FLORIDA MAN SERIES A SALUTE TO BLUE COLLAR REDNECKS WHO KEEP THIS COUNTRY RUNNING.

In Florida Man, Gary Duba’s having a bad day. Theres a snake in his toilet, a rabid raccoon in the yard, and his girl Krystals in jail for getting naked at a Waffle House and licking the manager. Garys a redneck living in a trailer by the swamp, but he’s got dreams big dreams. With his best friend, Floyd, Gary sets out to sell his prized Barry Bonds rookie card to raise the five hundred needed for bail. Too bad things always find a way of getting out of hand.

Following his newfound fame for apprehending Plastic Surgeon to the Stars and serial killer Dr. Vanderlay Mukerjee in Hogzilla, Gary moves back into the five-million-dollar mansion he bought with his lottery winnings. What was formerly Turpentine Acres is now Kensington Gardens, an upscale community that frowns upon Gary’s lawn ornaments and Confederate flag. But when a thousand-pound feral hog begins savaging Kensington Gardens, the HOA calls on Gary to deal with the monster. Little does he know hell be contending with wild hippos, a swimming pool full of iguanas, a robot buffalo with alien multiple personality disorder, and his girl Krystal’s upcoming wrestling match, too.

During Catfish Calling, Gary and Krystal drag Prince Larry and Princess Regan through the mud, and a snapping turtle latches on to the princes manhood, causing a debate to break out on whether or not to release the video. Will it help or hurt the Royal Ducats? As Gary brawls with a man in a bunny suit at Wacky World, Venezuelans use his property for drug deals and the legendary Dadaist Claude Balls stuns the world with his creations.

In this uproarious and unpredictable ride through the Florida Man series, Mike Baron celebrates the resilience and wild adventures of those who never fail to keep life hilariously chaotic. Grab your copy today!

Mike Baron has crafted a comic masterpiece of a novel. Unforgettable, colorful cast, Sustained comedy gold on every page. Chuck Dixon, author of the Levon Cade series

Florida Man: The Complete and Unabridged Series includes Florida Man, Hogzilla, and Catfish Calling. $0.99 on Kindle.

Jane has it all youth, beauty, intelligence, and wealth but misses true love. Then she meets Bill, a poor but proud young man who reads online articles most of the day.

Despite her initial doubts, Jane slowly falls in love with Bill and soon they can’t wait to see each other after work. But when Bill begins to suspect that Jane’s millions are dirty, the young couple is caught in a web of inquisitive questions, evasive answers, and financial secrets. Will their love be strong enough to survive this unexpected challenge? $0.99 on Kindle.

A blizzard, a one-bedroom cottage, and one irresistible andarrogant man = A Recipe for Disaster!

Maddox Whitley is the most arrogant man Ive met. He thinks the world revolves around him and everyone else must do his bidding. Hes determined to buy my fathers business, and hes using dirty tactics to get it.
But the Adventure Park is my familys lifes work, and Im defending it no matter what. Even if I have to go toe to toe with Maddox and his infuriatingly sexy swagger. I challenge him every way I know, but then he switches strategies.

Yes, the nerve of the man! He starts flirting with me! Id like to tell you it didnt workbut it does.

Then a blizzard traps us in my tiny cottage, and I see a different side to this business mogul. After I stupidly hurt myself, Maddox surprises me by taking care of me. You learn a lot about someone when youre trapped in a one-bedroom cottage.
The only problem? I only have one teeny, tiny bed and the blizzard showing no signs of stopping

Maddox Whitley’s story can be read as standalone.
enemies to lovers
only one bed
steamy hot scenes $3.99 on Kindle.

She thinks he’s arrogant, he believes she’s unprofessional–but their first impressions couldn’t be more wrong.

Alayna Sullivan is one of the hardest workers at the corporate office of Rolland Myers. Every boss shes ever had praised her for her exemplary work ethic. But that all changes when she meets her new supervisor, Jasper Garrison, on his first day at the office. Her casual attire lands her in hot water, earning her a reprimand for violating the company’s dress code.

When Jasper Garrison moves to Los Angeles to take on the role of supervisor, hes intent on proving himself. He believes Alayna has received more favoritism than she deserves, and he decides to rectify the situation.

As tensions simmer between them, the vice president of the company sends Alayna and Jasper to a team-building conference. Forced into close proximity, they grow to admire each other, and their feelings begin to change. They must navigate the fine line between professionalism and the desire for a relationship they can never have.

Will they give in to their feelings or will they let fear dictate their actions?

*This is a contemporary Christian story with strong Biblical themes and Bible references. $0.99 on Kindle.

Larriane arrived in the panhandle of Florida with hope, a new job, and a new identity. Alone in the world, she was welcomed by the Clere’s Restaurant clan. Like the winds from the hurricane that came barreling down on her sanctuary, she should’ve known she couldn’t run away from her past. All Clere’s Restaurant stories are stand-alone. Grab your copy today. Free on Kindle.

Identical Twin sisters, Lilah and Laylah Larceny take off for Norway to trick the Norwegian police into arresting them so they can retire for free in a posh Norwegian prison. Things don’t turn out quite the way they expected though and there are a lot of twists and turns to keep the reader entertained. $1.99 on Kindle.

When Rory O’Flynn unexpectedly inherits a ten-acre property in Ireland, he has no idea what awaits in unearthing the deadly secrets of his ancestors’ long-buried past. A fast-moving historical epic of love, lust, ambition, and revenge served cold… Free on Kindle.

This heartfelt follow-up to Sexual Awakening follows its ambitious diarist to the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign, where her hopes and dreams for the future are further tested by a string of social hiccups.

Cassie Economos has rules. If a new boyfriend can’t wait two months to have sex with her, he’s not the guy for her. If he refuses to wear a condom, he’s not the guy for her. And if dating him would mean maintaining a long-distance relationship, he’s… well, you get the picture.

She’s got her life planned out, and she knows better than to try to make things work with someone who can’t agree on the basics, like where to live and whether to have kids. But Cassie isn’t perfect, and the more disappointing situationships she finds herself in, the more she wonders if there’s even such a thing as a “Mr. Right.”

But Cassie doesn’t have time to worry too much about that. Her four years at U of I are passing quickly, which means it’s time for her to chart her final course: toward Chicago, the city of her dreams.

Readers are in for a rollicking ride through college life in the ’90s here, as Cassie and her friends wade through continental relationship shifts.
Free on Kindle.