199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!

199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!
Do you want the jokes that your family desperately wants to hide from you?

The quick one-liners which will earn you the respect of dads everywhere?

Every day millions of dads encounter situations which they wish they just had that quick come back line or joke but missed the moment.

We all know that frustrated feeling and how long it sticks with us.

Are you one of them?

You see, most dads make that small mistake when they really don’t have to.

These jokes and one-liners come easier than you think.

And using them to timely perfection is just a few lines away.

In 199 Terrible Good Dad Jokes you’ll discover:

The quick one-liners which are as easy as slicing through butter.
The deadly groan-inducing jokes which will have your kids moaning “daaad”!!
The worst offensive jokes which will shock even the most heartless people.
Hilarious jokes and puns even your kids will laugh at.
How to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment
And much, much more! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Moran Cartoons Vol.1 Sleeping Dogs

Moran Cartoons Vol.1 Sleeping Dogs

This hilarious compilation of quirky, offbeat funny cartoons cleverly twists small observations into some gloriously humorous scenarios. This comic book is a collection of beautifully drawn funny cartoon moments compiled into one exceedingly good read; one which will make you pause to think, as well as laugh. It’s a book you will not regret owning. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: 199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!

Free: 199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!
Do you want the jokes that your family desperately wants to hide from you?
The quick one-liners which will earn you the respect of dads everywhere?

Every day millions of dads encounter situations which they wish they just had that quick come back line or joke but missed the moment.
We all know that frustrated feeling and how long it sticks with us.
Are you one of them?
You see, most dads make that small mistake when they really don’t have to.
Those jokes and one-liners come easier than you think.
And using them to timely perfection is just a few lines away.

In 199 Terrible Good Dad Jokes you’ll discover:
• The quick one-liners which are as easy to use as slicing through butter.
• The deadly groan-inducing jokes which will have your kids moaning “daaad”!!
• The worst offensive jokes which will shock even the most heartless people.
• Hilarious jokes and puns even your kids will laugh at.
• How to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment

And much, much more! Free on Kindle.

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The Teleporter

The Teleporter
Just when you thought there were enough super hero stories in this world, we made another one…
Kurt Wiseman is your average mid-twenties slouch with a serial thirst for alcohol, that is until destiny calls upon him to stumble where no man has clumsily stumbled before. He accidentally acquires a super power like no other. The ability to teleport!

Not all heroes in this world are the same and with great power comes the possibility to go viral!

Kurt Wiseman is the Teleporter! $2.75 on Kindle.

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Free: Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies

Free: Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies

Chapter 1. A California girl named Barb met her prince of a guy. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love and got married.

Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle in England and they lived happily ever after. THE END**

**Luckily, 35+ years of living happened between Chapters 1 and 2, giving Barb plenty of material for this collection (in no particular chronological order) from her newspaper columns, articles, blog posts, and that time she killed Mom.

And that’s before Chapter 3 even starts. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Fiona the Buzzword Basset Hound Goes to Corporate America – 50 Shades of Boring

Free: Fiona the Buzzword Basset Hound Goes to Corporate America – 50 Shades of Boring
Fiona is a fun-loving Basset Hound who was sniffing around the backyard one day when she accidentally fell down a gopher hole. Suddenly, she found herself trapped in a very bizarre and strange place called “Corporate America.”

Let’s wish Fiona luck as she explores this new world by navigating through a maze of buzzwords, corporate jargon and unrealistic expectations. As seen through the eyes of a dog, this short book is filled with funny pictures and phrases illustrating the absurdity of working in a corporation. It is sure to make employees everywhere laugh out loud.

The majority of the proceeds will be donated to Tri-State Basset Hound Rescue, an all-volunteer, non-profit corporation dedicated to finding forever homes for homeless Basset Hounds. Free on Kindle.


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Sometimes I’m So Smart I Almost Feel Like a Real Person

Sometimes I’m So Smart I Almost Feel Like a Real Person
Severe introvert by day, hapless dating guru by night, Harold starts a Youtube channel to workshop strategies for seducing Emma. But when Leopold mis-applies all of Harold’s advice, he suddenly finds himself hugely successful with the ladies, Emma included. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Boner the Barbarian Online XIII: A LitRPG Satire

Boner the Barbarian Online XIII: A LitRPG Satire
Mark Chu was the number one fan of the BONER the Barbarian ONLINE game. The best RPG game of the millennium. Or of the year 2057 anyway.

But something nasty happened along the way to playing Version XIII. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Escape from Samsara

Escape from Samsara
A fatal mistake catapults Barry Harris into the adventure of a lifetime. With talking hedges, samurai ghosts, meddling psychotherapists, and an inexplicably non-linear time pattern conspiring against him, Barry must do battle to save his hide, unleash the ninja within, and rescue his father from an ancient army, a dark sorcerer and a raging inferno. $0.99 on Kindle.

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An Actual Conversation Between God and Satan

An Actual Conversation Between God and Satan
Have you ever read a book about God and Satan actually having a conversation? Wouldn’t you like to know how they communicate? Do they debate, argue, fuss, or even fight? Do they say they love or hate each other? What do they say about us humans and how do they both empower, complain, punish or react to the sins we commit on earth? How does God reward us when we obey his word? Does the devil reward his demon followers? Who punishes us, is it God or the devil? Why does God allow evil in our lives? I will answer these questions and much more. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Three Minutes of Eternity

Free: Three Minutes of Eternity
The Israeli Head of Press and a vocal star travel to Azerbaijan, a Muslim country near Iran, to represent their country in Eurovision. Along with romance, glamour and alcohol binging are 15 special agents to guard them from being killed at any time! Free on Kindle.

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Escape From Samsara

Escape From Samsara
Barry’s been patient, but after twenty-seven years of trimming hedges for people he hates, he’s had enough. All he wants to do is to find his missing father and to discover his inner ninja. But life’s not done with throwing him curveballs.

A fatal mistake catapults Barry into the adventure of a lifetime. With talking hedges, samurai ghosts, meddling psychotherapists, and an inexplicably non-linear time pattern conspiring against him, Barry must do battle to save his hide, unleash the ninja within, and rescue his father from an ancient army, a dark sorcerer and a raging inferno. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Classroom Chronicles

Free: Classroom Chronicles

Parents, have you ever wondered what really goes on when we drop our kids off at school and they walk through those double doors? Well, in Classroom Chronicles, nine-year-old author and public school attendee, Amirah Johnson, has the scoop! Parents will be blown away by the crazy stories and questionable situations these elementary children take part in. Are you ready? Free on Kindle.

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Free: Flushed: A Funny Short Story

Free: Flushed: A Funny Short Story

In this hilarious short read, the President faces his biggest challenge yet: A clogged toilet. What’s the man to do? Leave the bathroom and say nothing on the matter? Or, take matters into his own hands? Free on Kindle.

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Moran Cartoons Vol.1 Sleeping Dogs

Moran Cartoons Vol.1 Sleeping Dogs

 

This hilarious compilation of quirky, offbeat funny cartoons cleverly twists small observations into some gloriously humorous scenarios. This comic book is a collection of beautifully drawn funny cartoon moments compiled into one exceedingly good read; one which will make you pause to think, as well as laugh. It’s a book you will not regret owning. $2.99 on Kindle.

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The Perils of Gainful Employment

The Perils of Gainful Employment

‘The Perils of Gainful Employment’ is a book of humor. It takes the reader through a romp of situations and incidents that are hilarious. Covering my time at high school, all the jobs I had and the madcap events while on holidays. But these events did not come from imagination, no, rather they are all factual, with no embellishments needed. The book includes great illustrations as well. $8.99 on Kindle.
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My Uncle Jack’s Off

My Uncle Jack’s Off

“My Uncle Jack’s Off” is the perfect holiday gift! Make sure to get this hilarious and twisted double-entendre tale as told by the great Bo Nehr. They’ll love the side-splitting story, hidden pictures, and one man’s epic climax to fun! $0.99 on Kindle.
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God is Cool, Another Twist in the Winding Path to Enlightenment

God is Cool, Another Twist in the Winding Path to Enlightenment

This book will make you smile, laugh and lighten-up your day.

God is Cool will makes me laugh every time you open it and proves that spiritual insight and great humor are inseparable.” – Adyashanti

“This is a great book! God is Cool and that is good for Global Warming!” – Swami Beyondanama. $2.99 on Kindle.

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