Free: Return to Casa Grande

Free: Return to Casa Grande
A washed-up 80s soap star is thrust back into the spotlight after an accidental appearance on a hit reality show.

Blaze Hazelwood is a former “household name” actor searching for relevance in an entertainment environment that is remarkably different from what it was in his heyday.

Blaze was the breakout star of Casa Grande, a 1980s primetime soap beloved by millions. Twenty-five years after the show’s finale, the rest of the cast is struggling to get by but Blaze manages to stay busy doing voiceover work as well as participating in marketing focus groups taking on different personas to continually “build his chops.” Blaze loathes reality TV; for he truly believes that it represents everything wrong with the entertainment industry – and quite possibly the world – today.

Harvard educated Allison Hart, meanwhile, has a hit on her hands with Bling it on Featuring T-Bang – a “celebreality” show crafted around Hollywood “bad-boy” Thaddeus Stevens. The show’s popularity doubled the sales of a sponsor’s product and she has been approached to repeat its success for a product line geared towards women in an age group who still romance over Blaze Hazelwood and Casa Grande.

When Blaze unknowingly appears on an episode of Bling it On, the US goes with Blaze Fever – an affliction that many suffered in the 80s. This puts Blaze, Allison, and the former cast of Casa Grande on a collision course filled with hilarity, over the top revelations, and twists and turns that can only be true in a story featuring aging soap opera stars. Free on Kindle.

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Skylights

Skylights
When Alex Drummond stepped out his front door on the evening of his anniversary, January 26, 1996, he never imagined it would be 12 long years before he would see his family again. But under a dark and stormy London sky, Alex falls victim to a series of events that irreparably change his life’s path forever. His memory gone, he struggles through the night, searching for answers while his family searches for him.

12 years later, when the door to his past is violently blown open and his memories come flooding back, Alex must fight to come to terms with his unexpected new life as he toils to discover what is left of his old one. To Alex, it’s still 1996. What has become of his family? Who are these people who know him as Jack? A new wife, a new daughter, his amnesia now reversed, Alex must put the pieces of the puzzle back together while he still has time to do so. $2.99 on Kindle.

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The Chronicles of Cannon, Vol. 1

The Chronicles of Cannon, Vol. 1
A Shaman, a witch, a shetland pony. An Indian maid, a Mexican gardener, a pot-bellied pig. A German shepherd, a hollowed-out tree, a Nazi grandfather. A soufflé, a sausage, a scone. An alcoholic, gypsy-loving, hamster-warmongering father; an alcoholic, drug-addled, long-suffering mother; a gay yet fiercely homophobic brother; and finally, an absolute terrible slut of a sister.

And a phallic-shaped vegetable garden.

The first memoir from Lord Keith Cannon, second heir to the seat of Cannon Towers and the Title Baron of Ducklington. An important work detailing Lord Keith’s unique upbringing in one of the nation’s most over-privileged and inanely bizarre aristocratic families.

Enough to make us realize why the elite 1% are always so ludicrously mental. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Lessons From a Life Champion: Sometimes Even Winners Make Duty

Lessons From a Life Champion: Sometimes Even Winners Make Duty

This is the greatest self-help book since the Bible. It is the remarkable true story of how one man overcame everything from recreational drug use to a pooping addiction to finally learn what it means to be happy. The powerful message in this book will inspire you to live a better life. Just ask my 3rd cousin from Jersey. He didn’t read the book and he is still using heroin. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Tramps, Thieves and IT

Tramps, Thieves and IT
The events take place in the United States. Arrogant smuggler Alan and a shy homeless guy called George are the main characters of the book.

At some point, Lady Luck decided that she had paid too much attention to ungrateful Alan, and completely neglected George for no reason. “It looks like now is the high time to correct this injustice,” she thought once. Being very vigorous and determined, Lady Luck put the idea into action immediately. Which meant seismic changes in the lives of both main characters. And one of them didn’t like those changes at all…

So what happened to Alan and George? Well, the answer is in the book. As a bonus, you will also find out what happened to Hitler in hell and what the Devil and the English Queen have in common. See price on Kindle.

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Free: Tramps, Thieves and IT

Free: Tramps, Thieves and IT
The events take place in the United States. Arrogant smuggler Alan and a shy homeless guy called George are the main characters of the book.

At some point, Lady Luck decided that she had paid too much attention to ungrateful Alan, and completely neglected George for no reason. “It looks like now is the high time to correct this injustice,” she thought once. Being very vigorous and determined, Lady Luck put the idea into action immediately. Which meant seismic changes in the lives of both main characters. And one of them didn’t like those changes at all…

So what happened to Alan and George? Well, the answer is in the book. As a bonus, you will also find out what happened to Hitler in hell and what the Devil and the English Queen have in common. Free on Kindle.

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The Game: It’s All Fantasy. Really.

The Game: It’s All Fantasy. Really.
Religion and fantasy sports collide in this over-the-top, crude satire that focuses on Danny’s alcohol-fueled obsession with the Game, an annual contest hosted by the Game Masters. Danny will do anything to be Chosen (with a capital C), but there’s the rub: even if he is Chosen, he won’t know it until the Game is over. He also doesn’t have any way of knowing what the rules to the Game are. But that’s just life, ya know? Or is it the Game? All bets are off in this thinly veiled mockery of everything you hold dear. $3.99 on Kindle.

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Oh the times! Oh the customs!

Oh the times! Oh the customs!
Surreal, cynical and satirical look at the absurdity of our own established set of societal norms and the modern world itself. $0.99 on Kindle.

 

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Free: The Meth Chronicles

Free: The Meth Chronicles
THIS BOOK IS PART ONE OF A FOUR-PART SERIES.

Sutherland Smith moves to Las Vegas to escape the ennui of life in a small town. Once there, he discovers that the rumors that his cousin, (with whom he moves in), is on drugs are true. He decides to see what that ism is about. He gives meth a sniff to see if it can help cure his boredom. It works pretty well, especially when mixed with the ambience of Las Vegas. So he asks his cousin where she gets her meth, and she introduces him to Baron Rudolfo de la Palma, a man whose name is a lot more glamorous than he is. In fact, Baron Rudolfo de la Palma might be said to be the antithesis of glamorous, the last man you’d think of when you think of Las Vegas.

But he had that hoover. (That’s the pet name Sutherland gives to his meth.) And that’s all that matters.

As much as Sutherland enjoys being high in Vegas, cruising around with nothing much to do, he recognizes that he is not a man of independent means, and that he must face the unfortunate reality that he better find a job soon or else he will be headed right back to the small town from which he came.

He would hate to do that, because he sees so many fine women in Las Vegas with whom he’d like to share the hoove D. (His new discovery. Based on hoove.) But he won’t get the chance if he doesn’t find a way to stick around.

Yep. He’d have to get a job all right.

THIS BOOK IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES DUE TO EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND CONTENT. Free on Kindle.

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The Sweetness Run (A Comedy Novel)

The Sweetness Run (A Comedy Novel)
A bold, laugh out loud comedy about a group of friends that have no business being together.

Fair warning: this is not a PG 13 comedy.

Colorful characters and over the top humor come together for a comedy that’s a combination of Family Guy, Deadpool and Curb Your Enthusiasm all rolled into one. $0.99 on Kindle.

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And Also My Mother: Notes of Matrimonial Humor

And Also My Mother: Notes of Matrimonial Humor

A bilingual book of jokes about relationships and family dynamics: the perfect gift for couples celebrating an anniversary! Its three chapters contain jokes about the marriage pair, the comic character Pepito (well-known in the Latino world), and the antics of a mother-in-law. The Epitaph which serves as the conclusion of the book says it all: Love might be blind, but neighbors aren’t! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: MAD Librarian

Free: MAD Librarian
2017 FOREWORD REVIEWS INDIE GOLD WINNER FOR BEST HUMOR NOVEL!

A Southern librarian fights back when the city cuts off funding for her library in this funny, angry book from multi-award-winning author Michael Guillebeau.

Reviewers said:
“One of the most enjoyable books I have read this year…
“…quirky characters and lots of laughs.”
“A madcap adventure of a book where librarians have all the answers.”
“A wonderfully entertaining book! Every library should have this book on the shelf.”
“…jumps off the shelf and begs to be read…I would give it 7 or 8 on a 5* scale.”
“This book will make you angry while making you laugh out loud.”

Half of all income goes to the Awesome Foundation for Library Innovation. Free on Kindle.

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JAKES

JAKES

Jakes closed a big case and meet Evita and Harold while drinking. He wanted a good time. They both had other things in mind. Evita wants her husband gone. Harold wants his wife to be faithful. The only Jakes wants is some rest and peace. Find out what happens in this dark comedy film noir inspired detective story involving murder, adultery, lots of liquor, and the quest to sleep off a hangover. $2.99 on Kindle.

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King of the Vultures

King of the Vultures

A young man from a small village in Cameroon takes America by storm. Winston Churchill Mbongo has spent years dreaming of playing basketball for Coach Tex Brawner and the Hickston College Vultures. When the opportunity finally arrives, he doesn’t disappoint. A player who stands 7’8″ and handles the ball like a point guard is, of course, a phenomenon of the first order. This hilariously funny and good-natured novel is ultimately a tribute to the healing power of goodness. $3.99 on Kindle.

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199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!

199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!
Do you want the jokes that your family desperately wants to hide from you?

The quick one-liners which will earn you the respect of dads everywhere?

Every day millions of dads encounter situations which they wish they just had that quick come back line or joke but missed the moment.

We all know that frustrated feeling and how long it sticks with us.

Are you one of them?

You see, most dads make that small mistake when they really don’t have to.

These jokes and one-liners come easier than you think.

And using them to timely perfection is just a few lines away.

In 199 Terrible Good Dad Jokes you’ll discover:

The quick one-liners which are as easy as slicing through butter.
The deadly groan-inducing jokes which will have your kids moaning “daaad”!!
The worst offensive jokes which will shock even the most heartless people.
Hilarious jokes and puns even your kids will laugh at.
How to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment
And much, much more! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Moran Cartoons Vol.1 Sleeping Dogs

Moran Cartoons Vol.1 Sleeping Dogs

This hilarious compilation of quirky, offbeat funny cartoons cleverly twists small observations into some gloriously humorous scenarios. This comic book is a collection of beautifully drawn funny cartoon moments compiled into one exceedingly good read; one which will make you pause to think, as well as laugh. It’s a book you will not regret owning. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: 199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!

Free: 199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!
Do you want the jokes that your family desperately wants to hide from you?
The quick one-liners which will earn you the respect of dads everywhere?

Every day millions of dads encounter situations which they wish they just had that quick come back line or joke but missed the moment.
We all know that frustrated feeling and how long it sticks with us.
Are you one of them?
You see, most dads make that small mistake when they really don’t have to.
Those jokes and one-liners come easier than you think.
And using them to timely perfection is just a few lines away.

In 199 Terrible Good Dad Jokes you’ll discover:
• The quick one-liners which are as easy to use as slicing through butter.
• The deadly groan-inducing jokes which will have your kids moaning “daaad”!!
• The worst offensive jokes which will shock even the most heartless people.
• Hilarious jokes and puns even your kids will laugh at.
• How to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment

And much, much more! Free on Kindle.

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The Teleporter

The Teleporter
Just when you thought there were enough super hero stories in this world, we made another one…
Kurt Wiseman is your average mid-twenties slouch with a serial thirst for alcohol, that is until destiny calls upon him to stumble where no man has clumsily stumbled before. He accidentally acquires a super power like no other. The ability to teleport!

Not all heroes in this world are the same and with great power comes the possibility to go viral!

Kurt Wiseman is the Teleporter! $2.75 on Kindle.

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