Free: Once Upon a Death

Once Upon a Death

I never chose death—death chose me.
Now I choose change.
Kaah Maah had been the reaper for over a millennia. The mundane repetition of collecting souls night after night from an ever-increasing population was beginning to grind on him. Kaah had witnessed an ocean of unique faces, all confronted with their final moments on earth. Though different in appearance they all showed one final emotion—fear.
Kaah wanted a change. He craved quiet serenity, where he could perfect his yoga poses while listening to his favorite singer Michael Bublè. Kaah wanted nothing more than to retire and become a ‘no one special’ in a ‘nowhere special’ town.
When strange things began happening in Deadend, Ohio, the question had to be asked.
You might be able to take the reaper away from death, but can you ever actually take death away from the reaper? Free on Kindle.

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The Gopher King

The Gopher King

Caddyshack meets Apocalypse Now, as a suicidal army veteran with PTSD finds salvation with the help of a magical creature who commands a weaponized army of 20,000 subterranean freedom fighters. These supernatural friends provide an unlikely path to redemption. What could possibly go wrong? $0.99 on Kindle.

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How to Leash a Thief

How to Leash a Thief

Life in Pleasant Hills, Texas, flows like sweet molasses. Normally. But nothing is pleasant or normal about murder.

On a hot summer night, southern and sassy Steely Lamarr discovers someone murdered the janitor at her newly acquired dog-grooming shop. Unfortunately, the rest of the community considers the deceased riffraff and a stain on society. But for Steely, the mysterious death of the coworker hits the heart. Steely vows to track down the killer with the help of her motley crew, a cheeky Chihuahua and her best friend Daniel. Except her dogged determination puts her in the doghouse. Especially with the gorgeous, new police officer in town.

When a bank heist turns Pleasant Hills upside down, Steely suspects the two crimes are related, and she sets out to prove it. As Steely chases clues across town, she winds up a suspect, on the murderer’s radar, and her boyfriend kicks her to the curb. She soon realizes, sometimes, the culprit is the one you’d never suspect who’s as crooked as a dog’s hind leg.

Can Steely catch the larcenous killer before she becomes the next victim? $0.99 on Kindle.

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Dargo, Eco Hero! A Feel-Good Novella

HILARIOUS, HEART-WARMING, DIFFERENT and DELIGHTFUL!
A lonely young man suffers a massive defeat. When all is lost, he meets a fiery fortune-teller who pleads with him to save her.
Can he re-invent himself as a hero?
An enjoyable timely tale that will appeal to the magic in all of us.
Illustrations. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies

Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies
ONCE UPON A TIME…

Chapter 1. A California girl named Barb met her prince of a guy. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love, and got married.

Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle in England and they lived happily ever after. THE END.

Luckily, 35+ years of living happened between Chapters 1 and 2, giving Barb plenty of material for this collection (in no particular chronological order) from her newspaper columns, articles, blog posts, and that time she killed Mom.

And that’s before Chapter 3 even starts.

“I have learned to put down the coffee and place breakable objects at a safe distance when a post from Barb Taub comes up. It is very hard to drink coffee and laugh at the same time without redecorating the desk…”—author Sue Vincent. Free on Kindle.

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A Virus Called Dog

A Virus Called Dog
A city where feelings are forbidden.
A deluded dictator with a bulbous bald head.
An experiment gone horribly wrong.
Will anyone survive the Virus Called Dog? $0.99 on Kindle

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If You See Kay Lie: A Badge Bunny Booze Humorous Mystery

If You See Kay Lie: A Badge Bunny Booze Humorous Mystery
BJ’s life is a three-ring circus. She’s juggling her jobs, her friends, and man-troubles, and then things get complicated.

Out on a morning walk with her dog, Twinkles, BJ stumbles over a dead body. Not quite what she expected before her first cup of coffee – or ever.

Come for a cop, stay for the friendship! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Nothing Man

Nothing Man
One man in need of an overhaul and two women determined to drag him there. But is he courageous enough to seize these new opportunities in this humorous quest for a fresh start? $0.99 on Kindle.

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An Accidental Royal Kidnap

An Accidental Royal Kidnap
Need a good laugh? If so, grab this hilarious, and often surreal, regal romp that’s packed with majestic mystery, aristocratic intrigue & Great British humour. Join London schoolteacher George Nearly as he tries to work out why there’s a woman on his rug claiming to be a princess, what happened last night and why she thinks she’s been kidnapped! $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Gopher King

The Gopher King

Caddyshack meets Apocalypse Now, as a suicidal army veteran with PTSD finds salvation with the help of a magical creature who commands a weaponized army of 20,000 subterranean freedom fighters. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Dead Funny: Four Women, Four Dead Bodies…Well OK, Five (A Dark Comedy Crime Fest: Book 1)

Dead Funny: Four Women, Four Dead Bodies...Well OK, Five (A Dark Comedy Crime Fest: Book 1)
A killer collection of ballsy women and their stories, DEAD FUNNY confirms that the world is as crazy and off-kilter as you always suspected. Throbbing with dark humour and suspense, the bodies soon mount up in this comedy crime fest. It’s Noir Ha-Ha at its feistiest. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Corporate Psycho

Corporate Psycho
If it weren’t so funny, it would be serious, very serious. The corporate world is gripped by a virus of bad behaviour. The corporate psychopaths have taken over.

Disgusting, selfish and downright mean behaviour is dressed and camouflaged as acceptable. We have gone to the dark side. The pressure of delivering year-in-year-out on the undeliverable has made it easier to disguise, but only for a short while, as karma reigns in those guilty. What has happened to the good guys, the standard-bearers of normality, decency and honesty? They are out there, plugging away, day in day out, fighting the good fight in the right way of course.

Let us not despair, let us look for our champions like Max Clarke as he goes head to head, chapter by chapter, in this mockumentary, a true confession of all sorts, as he takes on the psychopaths of big corporations and expose their rearguard and senselessness. The game is corporate snakes and ladders in a journey of witty confrontations, settling each score one by one at corporation Klink.

Corporate Psycho is a satirical expose of a business enterprise and organisation of people coming together in their pursuit of dominance, fame, success and greed. It comes at the expense of decent colleagues, ethical values and the fabric of the organisation and what it originally stood for.

Get your copy of this two-hour read and laugh away, as you will never see your workplace in the same way again! Free on Kindle.

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Name the Game

Name the Game

Newer fun game for friends (and foes). Poems of summer sporting events, individual and team sports. Poem titles are hints, or clues to the actual name of the game. Reading further into each poem, reveals a clearer meaning to solve the poem. Play alone or challenge your partner or teammates. Can you get a perfect 130 points? Can you find your own sport? Score well, and have some fun, with this lighter side of works, from the author. $3.99 on Kindle.

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Mitzy Moon Mysteries Books 1-3: Paranormal Cozy Mystery (Box Set 1)

Mitzy Moon Mysteries Books 1-3: Paranormal Cozy Mystery (Box Set 1)

Find out why readers are addicted to this series…

The Mitzy Moon Mysteries: Box Set includes the first three books in the hilarious paranormal cozy mystery series. If you like snarky heroines, supernatural misfits, and a dash of romance, then you’ll love Trixie Silvertale’s twisty whodunits. Buy this Box Set to serve up the guilty today! $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Madonna of Fircombe on Sea

The Madonna of Fircombe on Sea

Disgraced consultant Alex has lost his job and been banished to Fircombe, a no-hope holiday resort. Can he save the town, and his soul? All whilst staying one step ahead of: a mad monk, a cuckolded South American revolutionary, and the Colonel’s wayward daughter. It’ll take a miracle. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Shortbread: Glasgow Tales

Shortbread: Glasgow Tales
A boy with his head full of imagination thinks he’s a superhero, which gets him into a lot of trouble.
A man who visits places of interest and is unwillingly transported back in time to witness firsthand a moment in history.
Ten short stories $1.35 on Kindle
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450 One Line Insults and Put Downs: Funny Put Downs and Horrible Insults That’ll Win Any Argument

450 One Line Insults and Put Downs: Funny Put Downs and Horrible Insults That'll Win Any Argument
If you want to verbally destroy your friends and family with hilarious comebacks, without sounding like a child, then read on…

Looking to zing your friends, family, and co-workers with laughable one-liners?

Want a quick and simple insult that is perfect for every situation?

In need of a hilarious gag gift that’ll leave your recipient laughing out loud?

If so, 450 One Line Insults and Put Downs is for you, because it was written by professional comedians that specialize in raunchy retorts, crafted comebacks, and ouch-worthy insults.

Imagine having hundreds of hilarious responses at your disposal next time someone, friend or foe, tries to pick you fight with you!

Why This Book Is Different:

This book is different because it is jam-packed with content that is ACTUALLY funny for adults.

You’ll Soon Discover:

Hundreds of jaw-dropping and hilarious insults that will leave your opponent speechless.

The perfect one-line comeback for the friend that just loves giving you the finger.

Why this book is the perfect gag gift for someone that could use a helping hand in an argument.

What your personality, a busted chapstick, and beached whale all have in common.

A few golden classics involving your mother and all the terrible things about her.

And so much more! $0.99 on Kindle.

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We Must Save Jepson! (A Novella)

We Must Save Jepson! (A Novella)
Part rip-roaring adventure, part scathing historical satire, and entirely hilarious, We Must Save Jepson! is the tale of clueless-yet-determined librarian H. R. Huxtable and his band of misfits as they battle to rescue a beleaguered British outpost in Victorian-era central Africa. $0.99 on Kindle.
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