Lord of the Zombies: Box Set

Lord of the Zombies: Box Set

Lord of the Zombies is a hilariously gruesome spin on the zombie apocalypse story. If you like Shaun of the Dead, classic sci-fi flicks, and deranged zombie killing goats, then this saga is right up your alley.

In Apocalypse, Simon is 40, single, and hasn’t done anything memorable with his life. When a freak energy wave from space wreaks havoc upon the earth, he turns from ordinary to extraordinary in a hurry.

On the run with a handful of survivors, Simon has one huge problem: his best friend Nick has become a zombie and is assembling an undead army to hunt him down.

In Awakening, The shortest apocalypse in history is over. After saving all of humanity, Simon wakes to find he’s a human-zombie hybrid. As if that weren’t enough, he’s discovered a new plot to take over the world.

With his friends taken hostage and a mad general fixing to get a piece of his DNA, Simon must learn to fight once more. Will using his newfound zombie superpowers be enough to save humanity the second time around?

In Armageddon, a race of intergalactic lizards arrives in orbit and lays siege to the planet.

With Earth’s armies in retreat, it will fall to Simon once more to fight the invaders and risk making the situation worse… if that’s even possible. $2.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Detective Schizoaffective

Free: Detective Schizoaffective
At 35 years old, Jameson is battling a major depressive episode after experiencing a bout of mania he never saw coming. Worst of all, he’s forgotten what to hope for. Driven by a few chance encounters and an investment opportunity of a lifetime, Jameson takes a leap of faith and finds himself soaring toward a new beginning. The sudden control he has over everything is intoxicating, but it comes with a harsh consequence. Faced with the threat of throwing away his whole life, and his family, Jameson has no choice but to go all-in. Free on Kindle

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Relative Genius

Relative Genius

Relative Genius chronicles a variety of the funny, silly, and misguided things said and done by adults. It might be from a relative, a friend, or the relative genius of strangers that think of themselves as intelligent. It could be considered a malapropism, an eggcorn, or a misspoken idiom. Whatever the category, they are perfect for a good laugh, which we all should do more. You can consume it for five minutes after work to de-stress or invite friends over to share samples over drinks. If you want to feel better about yourself, or just feel like roaring with laughter, then this book is for you. $1.99 on Kindle



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Free: Jacobites by Name

Free: Jacobites by Name
The Tory government in London have appointed a Viceroy to run Scotland to stop a second independence referendum being held. The result is a Jacobite Rebellion. Chaos ensues. Meanwhile, someone is trying to clone Nessie. Free on Kindle.

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Sally Stanford, California’s Grand Bordello House Madam

Sally Stanford, California’s Grand Bordello House Madam

Sally Stanford didn’t set out to be a madam, but she openly tells how it happened. Sally tells about the scandalous and riotous happenings along the way to her becoming perhaps California’s most famous bordello house madam.

She openly declares that Humphrey Bogart was banned from her establishment because of his treatment of her girls. She characterized Actor Errol Flynn was one of her favorite customers. $1.99 on Kindle.

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The REAL Program Manager’s Handbook

The REAL Program Manager’s Handbook

Do you work a 9 to 5? It doesn’t matter if you manage projects, crunch numbers, or bag groceries 5 days a week. Chances are you run into more than one of these annoying situations: a co-worker who calls to ask you the SAME question you’ve answered at least 3 times already. A seemingly never-ending meeting that cuts into your valuable online shopping or gaming time.

The solutions to these and other insanely irritating situations are found right here in this brief, easy-to-follow handbook. And when I say brief, I mean brief. I know how precious your time is. After all, it’s not quitting time just yet. You’ve got status updates, tweeting, and a ton of weekend planning to do! $2.99 on Kindle
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The Joint of No Return

The Joint of No Return

Bumbling stoner, Charlie Hong, is on the run from both sides of the law. Just when he thinks his troubles are over, he gets swept up in a cosmic struggle to free Earth from the clutches of secret alien overlords.

Before all the space fighting begins, will Charlie have time to light one up? Free on Kindle.

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My Crazy (Sick) Love (Romantic Comedy)

My Crazy (Sick) Love (Romantic Comedy)

Amanda Loeb is a single, intelligent New York City attorney coming up on the eve of her thirtieth birthday. With a stable job, circle of supportive friends, and close relationships with her mother and sister one detail sets Amanda apart from others – she is a hypochondriac. Her medicine cabinet is home to a stock of medications sourced from an actively managed A-Z list of the best doctors in New York City. When Amanda meets Brian Marshall, a handsome and charismatic restaurant owner, her heart beats in undiagnosable somersaults. As their relationship develops Amanda learns the intricacies and complications love brings may be the cure-all ‘pill’ she needs to free herself from the affliction – for the rest of her life. $4.99 on Kindle

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The Famous Union

The Famous Union

Famous Union College is a slow-moving train wreck, a place where what is what is not.

Two hapless heroes.

An exhibitionist secretary.

Bumbling administrators.

A paranoid football coach.

Conniving coeds.

A sex-obsessed football player.

Who knows what will happen next…$0.99 on Kindle.

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Aunt Lucie’s legacy

Aunt Lucie’s legacy

Aunt Lucie is a real pain in the neck. Her testament is crystal clear: to collect the inheritance, her nephews and their families have to move into her house, which is definitely not a palace! Aunt Lucie has another surprise up her sleeve, a sort of mad treasure hunt, ankle-deep in mud. Comical situations, flavorsome dialog and dramatic turns of events come fast and furious. $0.99 on Kindle.

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How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)

How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)
In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you:

– How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together
–  How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal genie and sex slave, so that you can get all the lucky breaks and all the freaky hoes
– How to walk into any brothel in the world and get a girlfriend with only $117 in counterfeit money
– And much, much more! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People (Parody)

Free: The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People (Parody)
The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People has transformed the lives of many inmates at the Puddville, Alabama Psychiatric Hospital, including men and women who think they are Kings, Queens, Presidents, and the reincarnation of Elvis Presley. In short, dozens of people of all ages and professions have benefited from Ronnie Champ’s wisdom, and now you can too! This book contains an excerpt from Ronnie Champ’s classic self-help parody, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People, as well as an exclusive Q & A with author and professional DOMINATOR Ronnie Champ.

Free on Kindle. (Free from April 2nd through April 4th)

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Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again!

Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again!
Marty Mann and Nellie Dixon are back for another irreverent, liberal, twisty, time-travel comedy! This time they have Jesus Christ, the actual guy, on their side. What would happen if a gun-hating brown-skinned Jesus time traveled to 2020 America? $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Awaken the Giant Asshole Within!

Free: Awaken the Giant Asshole Within!
Are you ready to awaken the giant asshole within? Are you ready to achieve true greatness in Life? Then you will benefit from the wisdom of Ronnie Champ, professional Dominator.

This book is a collection of three funny parodies, excerpted from Mr. Champ’s hilarious self-help parody, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People; his politically incorrect satire, Mismanagement Is an Art; and his humor blog, www.RonnieChamp.com.

Ronnie Champ’s inner giant is woke, and he’s stomping around like Godzilla, tearing shit up, and crushing people like bugs under his feet! If you want to wake up the giant within you, then this book can show you how! Free on Kindle.

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How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)

How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)
In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you:

  • How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together
  • How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal genie and sex slave, so that you can get all the lucky breaks and all the freaky hoes
  • How to walk into any brothel in the world and get a girlfriend with only $117 in counterfeit money
  • And much, much more! $2.99  on Kindle.

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The Bucket Shop

The Bucket Shop
Fresh out of college and desperate for work, Ben Thompson takes a job as an account rep in a wild and nutty call center. $2.99 on Kindle.

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The Chauvinist’s Guide to Modern Romance

The Chauvinist’s Guide to Modern Romance

The Chauvinist’s Guide is a humorous look at sexual politics from a gender strategy point-of-view. The Guide offers many, many interesting insights into the subject, saying nothing of offering the best cache of images ever found in such a work.

For the young man who possibly has never read a book, this is the book for him! He may read it cover-to-cover on the day he opens it!

The Guide is enjoyed by both genders and all ages. No nudity or crudity here.

So, learn the ways of the chauvinist stud. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Fat Kid Stuck in a Flume

Fat Kid Stuck in a Flume
Alan Rose is a part-time comedian and full-time Civil Servant. He spends his days dodging work and his nights in run down comedy clubs, dreaming of the big time.

Frankie Fortune was a minor Music Hall celebrity, making a comeback on the alternative comedy scene of the 1980’s, before his untimely death.

The Merton Palace Theatre, a famous old venue has fallen into disrepair. Now a scheming property developer wants to knock it down with the help of a corrupt council official.

Two comedians. One alive. One dead. Together can they save the theatre from demolition? $0.99 on Kindle.

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