The Road To COVID-30: Self-Help Satire For The Soul

The Road To COVID-30: Self-Help Satire For The Soul

Inspired by self-help books which are generally not applicable during a global pandemic (especially hot yoga), and the unique moment when first-world countries started comparing themselves with Iraq – this book is meant to unravel the mysteries of the reality presented to you. $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Doomsday Machine

The Doomsday Machine
A COMEDY TWIST ON THE TRADITIONAL SCI-FI SPACE OPERA

Could you work with your ex? Could you trust them to keep your secrets?

In the first book of this parody space opera series, garbage freighter Space Scrap 17 is selected for a top-secret mission. Captain Daisy Daryl and XO Michigan Jones must forget their failed romance and work together to save their ship from the Doomsday Machine. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Scam A-Lama Ding Dong: A Funny, Noir Rock Star Rip-Off

SCAM A-LAMA DING DONG: A FUNNY, NOIR ROCK STAR RIP OFF
Scam A-Lama Ding Dong book 1 in A Funny Scam series is a Noir mashup of dark humor, crime and Classic Rock starring ageing rock star Marc Charles. He’s seen a few scams in his time, but never one like this cheeky fraud scheme. Slide into the sleazy side of Show Business with Marc as he battles the scammers in this absolute nutcracker of a sexy comedy crime plot. Loud, funny and frenetic, the music is Classic Rock and Soul. The humor is dark. The story is today. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Three Dogs And A Wedding: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story

Three Dogs And A Wedding: A Rescue Dog's Funny Story
The best day to be Best Dog is Valentine’s Day

Like all dogs, Elliott understands about love, and he’s already helped rescue Paul and Adriana’s romance, but it seems that Adman Jamie can only see the dollars. He schemes to turn the wedding into a televised moneymaking event, with Elliott as Best Dog at Paul and Adriana’s wedding. It’s not going to be easy though, as Adriana’s family object to the idea. Will it cause a family rift? Can the celebrity dog become Best Dog too? Free on Kindle.

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The Ping-Pong Champion of Chinatown

The Ping-Pong Champion of Chinatown
Buffeted by an ever-optimistic attitude, Gertie McDowell, a naive young girl from backwoods Kentucky, pens her diary–a series of bizarre misadventures that take her from starring on a foot fetish site in Los Angeles to hustling bets as a mechanical bull rider in Texas. From serving a stint in West Virginia’s Alderson Prison, because she “trusted the wrong kind of fella,” to getting sold into white slavery. But perhaps her crowning mishap is seeking the ping-pong championship of San Francisco’s Chinatown–all while hiding out in the Witness Protection Program. A zany yet tender book that will have you laughing out loud. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Santa’s Pandemic Cruise

SANTA'S PANDEMIC CRUISE

As scrap metal prices plummet and tourism to the North Pole drops drastically the Russians have an old Icebreaker that they don’t need.

Later as two American Icebreakers steam towards Alaska from a trip to the North Pole they’re overtaken by that old ship travelling at full speed. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Free: An Accidental Royal Kidnap

An Accidental Royal Kidnap
Need a good laugh? Then grab this hilarious, and often surreal, regal romp that’s packed with majestic mystery, aristocratic intrigue & Great British humor. Join London schoolteacher George Nearly as he tries to work out why there’s a woman on his rug claiming to be a princess, what happened last night and why she thinks she’s been kidnapped! Free on Kindle.

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Free: Once Upon a Death

Once Upon a Death

I never chose death—death chose me.
Now I choose change.
Kaah Maah had been the reaper for over a millennia. The mundane repetition of collecting souls night after night from an ever-increasing population was beginning to grind on him. Kaah had witnessed an ocean of unique faces, all confronted with their final moments on earth. Though different in appearance they all showed one final emotion—fear.
Kaah wanted a change. He craved quiet serenity, where he could perfect his yoga poses while listening to his favorite singer Michael Bublè. Kaah wanted nothing more than to retire and become a ‘no one special’ in a ‘nowhere special’ town.
When strange things began happening in Deadend, Ohio, the question had to be asked.
You might be able to take the reaper away from death, but can you ever actually take death away from the reaper? Free on Kindle.

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The Gopher King

The Gopher King

Caddyshack meets Apocalypse Now, as a suicidal army veteran with PTSD finds salvation with the help of a magical creature who commands a weaponized army of 20,000 subterranean freedom fighters. These supernatural friends provide an unlikely path to redemption. What could possibly go wrong? $0.99 on Kindle.

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How to Leash a Thief

How to Leash a Thief

Life in Pleasant Hills, Texas, flows like sweet molasses. Normally. But nothing is pleasant or normal about murder.

On a hot summer night, southern and sassy Steely Lamarr discovers someone murdered the janitor at her newly acquired dog-grooming shop. Unfortunately, the rest of the community considers the deceased riffraff and a stain on society. But for Steely, the mysterious death of the coworker hits the heart. Steely vows to track down the killer with the help of her motley crew, a cheeky Chihuahua and her best friend Daniel. Except her dogged determination puts her in the doghouse. Especially with the gorgeous, new police officer in town.

When a bank heist turns Pleasant Hills upside down, Steely suspects the two crimes are related, and she sets out to prove it. As Steely chases clues across town, she winds up a suspect, on the murderer’s radar, and her boyfriend kicks her to the curb. She soon realizes, sometimes, the culprit is the one you’d never suspect who’s as crooked as a dog’s hind leg.

Can Steely catch the larcenous killer before she becomes the next victim? $0.99 on Kindle.

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Dargo, Eco Hero! A Feel-Good Novella

HILARIOUS, HEART-WARMING, DIFFERENT and DELIGHTFUL!
A lonely young man suffers a massive defeat. When all is lost, he meets a fiery fortune-teller who pleads with him to save her.
Can he re-invent himself as a hero?
An enjoyable timely tale that will appeal to the magic in all of us.
Illustrations. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies

Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies
ONCE UPON A TIME…

Chapter 1. A California girl named Barb met her prince of a guy. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love, and got married.

Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle in England and they lived happily ever after. THE END.

Luckily, 35+ years of living happened between Chapters 1 and 2, giving Barb plenty of material for this collection (in no particular chronological order) from her newspaper columns, articles, blog posts, and that time she killed Mom.

And that’s before Chapter 3 even starts.

“I have learned to put down the coffee and place breakable objects at a safe distance when a post from Barb Taub comes up. It is very hard to drink coffee and laugh at the same time without redecorating the desk…”—author Sue Vincent. Free on Kindle.

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A Virus Called Dog

A Virus Called Dog
A city where feelings are forbidden.
A deluded dictator with a bulbous bald head.
An experiment gone horribly wrong.
Will anyone survive the Virus Called Dog? $0.99 on Kindle

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If You See Kay Lie: A Badge Bunny Booze Humorous Mystery

If You See Kay Lie: A Badge Bunny Booze Humorous Mystery
BJ’s life is a three-ring circus. She’s juggling her jobs, her friends, and man-troubles, and then things get complicated.

Out on a morning walk with her dog, Twinkles, BJ stumbles over a dead body. Not quite what she expected before her first cup of coffee – or ever.

Come for a cop, stay for the friendship! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Nothing Man

Nothing Man
One man in need of an overhaul and two women determined to drag him there. But is he courageous enough to seize these new opportunities in this humorous quest for a fresh start? $0.99 on Kindle.

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An Accidental Royal Kidnap

An Accidental Royal Kidnap
Need a good laugh? If so, grab this hilarious, and often surreal, regal romp that’s packed with majestic mystery, aristocratic intrigue & Great British humour. Join London schoolteacher George Nearly as he tries to work out why there’s a woman on his rug claiming to be a princess, what happened last night and why she thinks she’s been kidnapped! $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Gopher King

The Gopher King

Caddyshack meets Apocalypse Now, as a suicidal army veteran with PTSD finds salvation with the help of a magical creature who commands a weaponized army of 20,000 subterranean freedom fighters. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Dead Funny: Four Women, Four Dead Bodies…Well OK, Five (A Dark Comedy Crime Fest: Book 1)

Dead Funny: Four Women, Four Dead Bodies...Well OK, Five (A Dark Comedy Crime Fest: Book 1)
A killer collection of ballsy women and their stories, DEAD FUNNY confirms that the world is as crazy and off-kilter as you always suspected. Throbbing with dark humour and suspense, the bodies soon mount up in this comedy crime fest. It’s Noir Ha-Ha at its feistiest. $0.99 on Kindle.

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