Candles Over the Septic Tank

Candles Over the Septic Tank

Grandma Edith’s hobbies are playing poker, eight-ball pool, and driving telephone scammers to hang up on her. Her granddaughter-in-law, Marcie, has a husband who won’t go away; he thinks the “ex” stands for kisses. When the two women set out to find Grandma Edith’s missing money, their unorthodox methods often produce unexpected and laugh-out-loud funny results. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Help! My Wife Has Become A Yoga Teacher

Help! My Wife Has Become A Yoga Teacher
Day in, day out, we all face a world full of strange people, peculiar rituals and businesses whose economic survival we cannot really understand. This book provides an account of one particular activity that the author learned about through his dear wife: yoga and especially its teacher community. During her journey from an enthusiastic practitioner to an actual instructor, he managed to collect a myriad of bizarre and often funny anecdotes, frequently witnessing them first-hand.

If you are looking for yet another book about the philosophy of yoga and recipes on how to do the best ‘Figure Four’ of your life, it is not for you. If you are instead interested in an honest account of how an outsider perceives a world that is largely strange to him, you might find what you are looking for. In case you also enjoy a healthy dose of sarcasm and spitefulness, you are in for a treat! With this in mind, engage your mula bandha (pelvic floor muscles), focus on your chakras (energy centres in the body) and start your journey. Free on Kindle.
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Gray Matters Volume 1

Gray Matters Volume 1
What’s so funny about life after 50? Jody will tell you in her collection of humorous short pieces, written Erma Bombeck style, that were originally published as a monthly humor column in a small-town newspaper. With the help of Internet sites, odd advice, and insights about the Baby Boomer generation Jody takes a wry, witty, self-deprecating look at the curiosities of aging. Almost everything is fair game; from her experiment of wearing red lipstick for a week, to her try at being a cougar, to her advice on what to do at 3 AM when you can’t sleep.

This anthology, broken up into 5 funny columns per volume, is targeted at America’s adult population. Everyone from 45-95 will enjoy this funny peek into their lives.
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An Accidental Royal Kidnap

An Accidental Royal Kidnap

A playful English comedy following the fortunes of London schoolteacher George Nearly, after he stumbles upon a princess on his living-room rug. Full of fun, quirky characters, witty one-liners and observations on modern life, it’s a royally funny novel! (Its sequel, ‘The Royal Wedding Saboteurs’, is also discounted to half price during the offer period.) $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: My Neighbours Are Stealing My Mail

Alan Rose has quit his job and, much to his disappointment, moved in with his girlfriend, Rosie. But if only it was. Rosy, that is. You see, he’s not getting any mail. Convinced his neighbours are stealing it, he investigates. Only to find evidence of…witchcraft.
Meanwhile the Merton Palace Theatre is being renovated. As the building work continues, strange noises can be heard from the cellar. What have the builders unearthed?

Frankie Fortune is having strange dreams about the Merton Palace Theatre. Could it simply be flashbacks to when he died there in 1982, or is it something more sinister?

The crew of the cable TV show Scared Stiff are sent in to broadcast the strange happenings live on air.
What could possibly go wrong? Free on Kindle.
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Free: The Good Audit

The Good Audit

A true-to-life satire poking fun at the work, environment, and culture inside today’s largest public accounting firms (and really, the corporate office environment in general).

Titles matter more than real names and the team quickly discovers there is no such thing as a good audit. Will the team come together to get the job done or fall apart long before the artificially imposed deadline to finish? Free on Kindle.
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Playing Horseshoes With Aliens

Playing Horseshoes With Aliens

Three seniors unexpectedly find themselves fighting off shadow thugs in a wacky alien contest. Their intergalactic host, with a fondness for banjo tunes, keeps the challenge going to crazy lengths. If they win, the prize could benefit mankind’s existence. If not, the thugs will take possession of it for their dark agenda. $2.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Fore Play

Fore Play

Mandy Manville is expected to win the club’s Women’s Golf Championship, which will qualify her to tee it up with legendary golfers in Scotland’s Cialis Open. But when ex-college star golfer Jody Benson joins the club, Mandy’s beautifully manicured nails become claws as she stops at nothing to keep the newcomer from entering the tournament. Free on Kindle.
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Free: Wagging the Dog: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story

Wagging the Dog: A Rescue Dog's Funny Story
Rescued before he was due to be euthanised and now a celebrity animal star, Elliott gives you a dog’s version of life, death and stardom. Now that he’s been fired, it’s a new challenge for Elliott’s Timeshare owners. Can they get him back on TV again? Can he learn some risky new skills and tricks in time? With thrills, spills and laughter, as the drama goes right down to the wire on Christmas Eve. Free on Kindle.
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The Teleporter

The Teleporter
Booze, super heroes and comedy collide in this page-turning tale by best selling author Lee Hall $0.99 on Kindle.
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Scam A-Lama Ding Dong

Scam A-Lama Ding Dong

Rock star Marc Charles has to fight back to survive a mafia-like scam. He’s hounded by Cory Mariano, from a hostile Show Business organization. A wickedly dark comedy of deception, dodgy behaviour, celebrity, lies and love – and a huckster’s sly scheme to con the rock star. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Hacking George

Hacking George

Following a road-rage incident in which he was the victim, middle-aged cynic George Sanderson has an epiphany. He believes he has the power to influence fate and set the world to rights.

During a meticulously-planned intervention to help his friend Angela Hayworth, the two fall in love. George’s lonely existence looks set to improve. But he’s about to discover that playing games with people’s lives is fraught with danger. And when his life starts to fall apart, he’s forced to confront the frightening truth…

Someone is manipulating him. But why?
With his freedom and sanity at stake, George must fight for everything he holds dear – especially his lawn, his meat thermometer, and Angela’s perfect teeth.

“Not To Be Missed. If ever proof were needed that a good book doesn’t need a tortuously complicated plot, a high body count and gratuitous sex and violence then this is it.” – Reedsy Discovery $2.99 on Kindle.
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Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story

Rescued before he was due to be euthanised, Elliott tells his story about his new oddball life when he becomes a Celebrity Time Share dog. Humorous, insightful and unexpectedly candid, this dog’s purpose is to entertain you. Told from the dog’s POV, Elliott gives you “ a dog’s version of life, death and stardom”.
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Swipe Right for Murder

Dating is tough. Especially if the guy you like might be a serial killer.

After a devastating heartbreak and a string of short-lived, failed relationships, college student Georgie Itoyama has now decided to approach dating in the same way that she approaches everything else: methodically, logically, and efficiently.

Georgie downloads countless dating apps, determined to find the love of her life as easily as she orders jeans online. And while her love-at-first-sight aspirations don’t exactly come true, she does find someone she likes. Quite a lot.

There’s only one problem. Girls are going missing at Georgie’s university, and all the signs are pointing to . . . him?

But that’s ridiculous. What are the chances that she’s dating an actual serial killer?

Then she matches with Nate. Mysterious, intelligent, and oddly fixated on solving the local disappearances. As Georgie’s relationships deepen with each of her guys, she unwittingly finds herself caught up in the mess that is murder, intrigue, and the nightmare of online dating.

Fast-paced, hilariously witty, and exhilaratingly suspenseful, Swipe Right for Murder explores the world of modern dating and all the “what-ifs” that come with it. $1.99 on Kindle
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Journey to the Kingdom of No Return

Journey to the Kingdom of No Return
To extend his shelf life which has come to an end, ‘tween hero, Little Book, strikes a deal with the Space Arrangers: rescue sci-fi action hero Luke Shelfwalker who has gone missing on the dark side. But the marauders of the dark side, (a.k.a the enemies of books) don’t care about deals, they care about eliminating their enemies—and they have Little Book in their sight. Will he escape their clutches? $0.99 on Kindle. (Sale price ends June 3rd).

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Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a BordelloWhat would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth?Are you?Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a BordelloWhat would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth?Are you?Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a Bordello

What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth? Are you?

Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
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