Operation Underpants

Operation Underpants

87 year old ex-spy’s Max and Olivia live in a nursing home forgotten and waiting to die. After finding a secret message they are called back into action and must escape from the home and return to the UK – the fate of London and much of the world hangs in the balance. $1.99 on Kindle.

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Graduation

Graduation

Bobby Jefferson is an immature seventeen year old who talks big and finds that doing the work is not as easy as it is saying you will. Through the help of women and discipline, Bob fills his cup of water tremendously faster than the average man could ever hope to in his lifetime. $19.99 on Kindle.

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Burn

Burn

In the still of the night a beautiful woman’s spine is broken as she watches her boyfriend burn to death out on a creek. Daltrey, a young detective with the Vancouver Police Department, who likes to work outside the system and has time for no one, wants to know why. With the help of a young electronics genius unwittingly turned model, a legendary but aging private detective, and a host of others tied together by the mayhem of Vancouver’s seedy underbelly, Daltrey hunts a psychopath through webs of prostitution, deception, and savage violence. As undeniably funny as it is dark, Burn is at once a tale of revenge and of the elusive fantasies of truth driving each of its larger than life but deeply flawed hero’s, villains, and strange tag alongs. Paul Slatter offers a rare portrait of the lies and madness at the heart of modern life, revealing a host of hilarious desires, perversions, and raw psychotic impulses that are often too close for comfort, and somehow still keeps us laughing on every page. $5.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Mid Life Backpacker

Free: Mid Life Backpacker

This is the first book, a short novel in the Mid Life Backpacker comedy series. It combines dark humor and pathos, brilliantly. It follows the misadventures of John Dot, a mid life, depressive man as he tries to navigate life, relationships and travel. The book will make you laugh out loud and will also touch you too. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Hey Doorman

Free: Hey Doorman

Take a trip, not only into LA night life—a city that draws people from all across the globe—but into the mind of the funniest/smartest bouncer you’ll ever meet, as he observes you from sobriety to total inebriation, and everything in between. John P. Kildemm is sarcastic, funny, wry, well-read, and rarely violent. Free on Kindle.

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Didn’t Get Frazzled

Didn’t Get Frazzled

A fictional story about life and love in medical school, Didn’t Get Frazzled takes the reader on a four year adventure into the bowels of Bellevue Hospital and the equally strange world of the mid ‘90s New York City singles scene. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings!

Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings!

Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings! Kibbles of Wisdom from a Wise and Witty Feline will bring many smiles and chuckles to your day, especially for those who love and share their lives with special feline friends. Catty Topics of Note include: Advice for the lovelorn (applicable for felines and humans), dealing with difficult neighbors (only humans, of course), kibble quality control, disciplining humans (they can be taught, with time and patience), litter box humor, napping etiquette (there is a right way to do everything), grooming 101 aka “gilding the furry” and munch, munch more! This is Mr. Cheddar’s >^^< first (but definitely not last) feline eBook classic! Download a copy today to enjoy Mr. Cheddar at his best! Furrbulous feline fun, unique catty wisdom and lots of belly laughs await!! $0.99 on Kindle.

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History Retweets Itself: ROCK & ROLL EDITION

History Retweets Itself: ROCK & ROLL EDITION

Ever wonder what Elvis would tweet? Or what exactly is in a Grateful Dead cocktail? Does ZZ Top use their beards for good or evil? Does Ozzy Osbourne have bat breath? And what ever happened to Maroon 4? Discover things you never knew about your favorite rock stars in this fun look at Rock & Roll. In this second edition in his History Retweets Itself series, comedy writer Bill Rodgers offers up interesting facts about some of Rock & Roll’s greatest stars viewed through the lens of social media. Take this fun trip through Rock & Roll and enjoy the laughs along the way! #RockOnWithYourBadSelf $1.99 on Kindle.

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Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a Bordello

What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election. And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth? Are you? Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $1.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Screwball

Free: Screwball

Hayward Templeton, a psychiatry grad student at the University of Iowa, grudgingly agrees to pitch in a co-ed baseball game. A stickler for research, he discovers online how to throw a screwball and excels at it. Hayward’s team wins and while celebrating, they accidentally drop him on his head. As he lies on the ground unconscious, several teammates discuss an upcoming psych quiz. Hayward unknowingly soaks it all in. When he comes to, he begins experiencing bizarre mental disorders — on his way to the big leagues as a screwball pitcher. Screwball is as screwball does. Free on Kindle.

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Mashed

Mashed

Scary Movie meets 50 Shades on The Food Network! Featuring 17 sensually sinister tales guaranteed to excite, terrify, stimulate and make you laugh! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: 9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer

Free: 9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer

Spectacular southern belle Emily Spankhammer is driven by love and the dubious advice of Sparkle, her mostly invisible pink unicorn spirit guide, into a quest for romance. But with Sparkle more interested in his own deranged bucket list, and men as reliable as a 1971 1.6L Ford Pinto Runabout hatchback, what could possibly go wrong? Circus performers, billionaires, detectives, and a menagerie of wild animals; Emily and Sparkle work their way through the available talent like two raccoons through a picnic hamper. Doing for romance what Spinal Tap did for progressive rock, “9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer” has rewritten the romance novel one cliché at a time and left it noticeably unhinged. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Stealing Love

Free: Stealing Love

Israeli businessman is sent to a small Transylvanian village to find unexpected love. Funny, original and insightful look at life and human relationships, anchored in the fascinating context of Romanian village life. Zany and memorable characters who never fail to surprise the reader. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Raising the Perfect Family and Other Tall Tales

Free: Raising the Perfect Family and Other Tall Tales

A series of lighthearted looks at typical family life. The perfect read for someone who is easily distracted by children, spouses, car repair, and plumbing leaks… usually at the same time. Free on Kindle.

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My Dearest Sucker

My Dearest Sucker

Most of us have been inundated with E-mail letters from scammers around the world, each promising millions of dollars. Of course, there is an inevitable fee, tax, or legal expense for claiming that money. The pitches include celebratory announcements of lottery windfalls; prizes with ringing endorsements from Interpol and the FBI; awards from the International Monetary Fund; pleas from orphans in refugee camps; United Nations compensation packages for those already bilked by scams; and news that you’re the sole heir of a very wealthy and extremely distant relative. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Laughing Through The Eyes of a Maintenance Man

Free: Laughing Through The Eyes of a Maintenance Man

The humorous stories of work orders and life narrated through the eyes of a maintenance man. “People never cease to amaze me as I tell my stories while I maintain and psychoanalyze the broken world. Join me on the overflowing toilet of life as we plunge through the chaos to flush freely again.” Free on Kindle. 

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The Wonderful World of Uncle Don

The Wonderful World of Uncle Don

The funniest Kindle book EVER! This is the comedy book everyone will be talking about. Jammed-packed full of comedy content! 150 pages in color. From President Trump to Leprechauns and UFOs, take a wild, wild, ride on Uncle Don’s crazy train in this outrageous original comedy collection. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Czech the Children

Free: Czech the Children

Vojta is the son of Czech immigrants to America who decides to settle in the old country. He can’t speak the language, but hits it off with his landlady Iveta, and soon they’re joined by a daughter, Terka, and son, Kuba. They go through all the usual challenges in raising two toddlers, with the added dimension of navigating two languages and cultures, and managing it in a society just then transitioning from communism to capitalism. Free on Kindle.

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