Free: Body or How Hope Confronts Her Shadow and Calls the Flutter Girl to Flight

Free: Body or How Hope Confronts Her Shadow and Calls the Flutter Girl to Flight
Body is a humorous novel, but it is also a self-help guide: By learning from the three women in this story, readers can see themselves, explore their relationships with their bodies, and begin their own journeys to healthy eating and body image by following the seven principles laid out in the story. Free on Kindle.

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Politicians, Potholes and Pralines

Politicians, Potholes and Pralines
No good deed goes unpunished, as they say. In Brandy Alexander’s case, no good deed goes without finding a body and a crime to solve.

After work she joins her friend, Whit, to celebrate his Judge of the Year nomination. When she goes to return the jacket he left in the bar, she finds herself smack in the middle of a crime scene. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: All the F*cks I Cannot Give

Free: All the F*cks I Cannot Give

Kelly Carson is one of those ‘Clark Kent’ like guys who just can’t stand up for himself. His wife doesn’t love him, his boss doesn’t respect him, and his father refers to Kelly’s twin sister as the son he always wanted. With three weeks to go before Christmas, Kelly receives the shock of his life when he’s fired over the telephone while waiting to catch a flight home.

Terri Flynn, a free-spirited starlet who is running away to New York after walking off the set of her latest feature film, overhears Kelly’s unceremonious firing and becomes hell-bent on transforming him from the Clark Kent he is into the Superman the impulsive actress feels he’s destined to become. After their flight to New York is canceled, Kelly and Terri take a last-minute jaunt to Hawaii, putting in motion a series of hilarious events and misadventures that will have you belly laughing from page to page.

From the beaches of Maui to the concrete jungle of New York and the underground swinger scene of suburban Chicago, Michael Carlon’s fifth novel, All the F*cks I cannot Give, will have you wishing you were in Kelly Carson’s shoes for just one day. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Premium Mixed Nuts

Free: Premium Mixed Nuts
A detective, a priest, and a murder in New Orleans.

Dad’s mountain camp gets a lot more interesting when a neighbor blows himself up.

She got her train ticket and left her home town in the dust. What could possibly go wrong?

A high school concert takes an unexpected turn when an arrow flies during the William Tell Overture.

A dead man rides into camp and kicks the coffee pot into the fire.

The party was fun and the girl he met was pretty. Then he woke up in a crop circle. When he goes to bed at night, he never knows where he’ll wake up. All these and two more tall tales prove conclusively that James has an excellent grasp of the absurd and you can come along for the ride. Free on Kindle.

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Jim & Martha: A Novel on Eco Living

Jim & Martha: A Novel on Eco Living

Lovers Jim & Martha are gripped in adventure when they decide to leave behind the comforts of London suburbia for a whole new world at a radical eco-village. With a new environment and new cohabitants, how will they each change and will their love last? A tragicomedy unravels, for nothing is quite as they imagined it would be. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: CAPTAIN SHOELACE Seasonal Mayhem

Free: CAPTAIN SHOELACE Seasonal Mayhem
The first book in the Captain Shoelace trilogy, this is an introduction to the crazy world of Captain Shoelace. A hilarious tale of the first year of his life in the English village of Effam. Split over four seasons, his life accelerates into a living nightmare as he endeavours to impress the villagers. This warning to all that pretentiousness does not pay, features colourful characters, wordplay and moderate sexual innuendo.

“Would you like a vol-au-vent?

No thank you Mrs Johnson, I’m saving myself until I get married.” Free on Kindle


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Fredrick Stanley Cockroach

Fredrick Stanley Cockroach

Fredrick Stanley Cockroach lives in comfort in the apartment of Ms. Betty Marie McGee eavesdropping on her conversations to learn about the complexities of life. With his friends, he endlessly debates the great gastronomic issue – fingernail clippings or toenail clippings. Then in an instant, his world flips upside down sending Fredrick Stanley on a mission to understand the fatal flaw that threatens the existence of the people who provide him with food, shelter, and enlightenment. $1.99 on Kindle.

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The Thousand Pound Christmas

The Thousand Pound Christmas
One small town. One big challenge. A fresh, funny, and irreverent look at love, family, and the joy of finding happiness where you least expect it. $3.99 on Kindle

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Happy Hollerdays From Nightshade Trailer Park: A Supernatural Comedy Series

Happy Hollerdays From Nightshade Trailer Park: A Supernatural Comedy Series
Y’all come spend the Hollerdays with us. Word of warning. Stay away from the bucklure! There’s a badass reindeer running wild in the trailer park. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Mel and Shar’s Erptoc Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life

Mel and Shar’s Erptoc Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life
Are baby boomers panting for Elderly Erotica?

Mel and Shar, two friends of a certain age, say, “Absolutely!”

So, despite the fact that neither lady has ever watched a porn video or read anything steamier than Eighties romances, they decide Elderly Erotica is their ticket to fame and fortune.

Follow the adventures of Mel and Shar, as they kind of, sort of explore all things erotic—and prove there’s still life left in at least a few boomers! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Hedgehog Hotel

Hedgehog Hotel

A collection of true, funny stories about a family’s time as wild hedgehog carers. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Mel and Shar’s Erotic Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life

Mel and Shar’s Erotic Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life
Are baby boomers panting for Elderly Erotica?

Mel and Shar, two friends of a certain age, say, “Absolutely!”

So, despite the fact that neither lady has ever watched a porn video or read anything steamier than Eighties romances, they decide Elderly Erotica is their ticket to fame and fortune.

Follow the adventures of Mel and Shar, as they kind of, sort of explore all things erotic—and prove there’s still life left in at least a few boomers! $2.99 on Kindle.

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The Extraordinary Life of an Ordinary Man: A Memoir

The Extraordinary Life of an Ordinary Man: A Memoir

Al Hirshen has led an unusual life. He learned street smarts in the Bronx, helped out at his father’s candy store, worked as a waiter in the Catskills to pay for his schooling, and became a lawyer. A participant in many of the pivotal changes of our times, Al was a Civil Rights and pioneering anti-poverty lawyer and created the first public/private partnerships in the Carter Administration. He was among the first USAID consultants to work in Russia, Ukraine, Slovakia and Albania.

Al has travelled the world, was a successful international development consultant, and tried his luck at movie production in Hollywood. For nine years he worked as a consultant to the leadership of Indonesia during that nation’s turbulent transition to democracy.

Al writes with a sense of humor and a profound love of life, the world, and people. As a recovering alcoholic, father, grandfather and husband in a happy twenty-five-year third marriage, he sees himself as an “ordinary man” blessed to live life fully in an imperfect, yet stunning world. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Captain Shoelace: Seasonal Mayhem

Captain Shoelace: Seasonal Mayhem

The first book in the Captain Shoelace trilogy, this is an introduction to the crazy world of Captain Shoelace. A hilarious tale of the first year of his life in the English village of Effam. The tale is split over four seasons. Each chapter recounts how the Captain’s life accelerates into a living nightmare; as his endeavors to impress his fellow villagers constantly fall way short of the mark. This gentle narrative is a stark warning to all that pretentiousness does not pay. $1.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Managed Care

Free: Managed Care

 

Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t occupy nearly enough of his time.

When foster kid Elroy is thrust into his life, Frank decides to turn this forced relationship to his advantage – launching a string of absurd decisions, inappropriate behaviors and unexpected glimpses of tenderness that ultimately turn a New Jersey suburb upside down. A laugh-out-loud celebration of bad choices for good causes, Managed Care is an offbeat story about three misfits on the social fringes of suburbia and their ridiculous campaign to introduce an unfiltered version of intimacy to their stale, impersonal community. Because, according to Frank, it’s probably what Jesus would have wanted. Free on Kindle.

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Faster Than a Whippoorwill’s Ass

Faster Than a Whippoorwill’s Ass
A.J. Goode looks at some of life’s funnier moments while sharing insights into small-town life, parenting, and class reunions. Her slightly twisted views on life and the world, in general, will lift your spirits and leave you smiling. $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Cover Up

The Cover Up

What could link a webcam girl, a cross-dressing police chief and an escaped ferret?

A British nation torn by Brexit staggers on. Frankie Ferret, a pre-school children’s TV celebrity escapes into sewers of London and surely is dead. The people unite in grief. Chief Inspector Crispin Bissel, is in charge. He knows just the officer to front up the search, his wild, sexy ex-girlfriend, Selena Fontesse.

As Bissel dreams of kudos from finding the animal, he also dreams of rekindling the flame of lust if not love…

An outrageous madcap comedy walk on the wild side. Buy this book and forgive yourself for laughing. It’s not incorrect if you didn’t mean to. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Reality Barks

Free: Reality Barks
A wickedly funny, tenderhearted DWC – Dog With Character, unleashes his feelings about his bizarre relationship with his new humans.
Booranyup Dog Pound is the last place a lost dog wants to end up. He knows his days are numbered. All the dogs do. Reality Barks. So this one, “Barney”, an ordinary country mutt, is amazed when two glossy Sydney Metro couples adopt him and catapult into the confusing life of a Timeshare dog. Suddenly “Barney” becomes “Elliott”, and shuttles between their two up-market homes and their Timeshare Beach House.

What happens then forever changes the Aussie bitser’s life. It’s Elliott’s “doggy confidential” story of rescue and redemption, tears, fears and laughter. He’s a clever dog with a nose for a plot. He understands everything his Metros say. Even stranger, he can read their auras too- so he always knows when Jamie, the Alpha Human of the pack, is up to no good. Then, when Jamie’s Big Plan surprises even him, Elliott has no option but to go for broke. He’s in, win, lose or draw. Dogs can dream too! Free on Kindle.

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