Primo Dad Jokes: Dad’s Best Zingers

Primo Dad Jokes: Dad's Best Zingers
“Primo Dad Jokes” brings you page after page of the most side-splitting, eye-rolling, and laugh-out-loud jokes that only a dad could deliver. This is your go-to source for every kind of joke that will have your friends and family in stitches or at least groaning in delight. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Just My Luck: A Humorous Account of Life’s Absurdities

Just My Luck: A Humorous Account of Life's Absurdities
Being a human has many painful and embarrassing moments, many of which are funny with the right twist of perspective. Just My Luck nimbly walks the tightrope of comedy and political correctness with a collection of essays that turns frowns right side up again. Observational humor and self-deprecation are the foundation of these stories, relatable at every turn. If you’ve ever had a childhood, taken a dump, or been to the DMV then this book is for you. Just be prepared to never look at getting your blood drawn the same way again. Free on Kindle.
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Free: Financial Fun: Separating Myth from Truth in Hilarious Fables

Introducing “Financial Fun: Separating Myth from Truth in Hilarious Fables” the ultimate guide to unraveling finance with a mischievous twist! Get ready to embark on an exhilarating journey through the whimsical world of money, as author James “Jimmy” Glascott morphs your financial education into an unputdownable comedy extravaganza!

Behind the laughter and uproarious adventures lie invaluable insights and indispensable knowledge, empowering you to navigate the perplexing landscape of personal finance like never before. Glascott, renowned for his wit and wisdom, masterfully weaves fables brimming with sidesplitting hilarity and astute financial truths, encapsulating the best of both worlds in one unmissable volume.

Buckle up as a cavalcade of characters embark on whimsical quests, hunting treasure, and facing bizarre financial situations. Along the way, you’ll find yourself immersed in stories that debunk common money myths, slyly revealing the realities hidden behind flashy promises and urban legends. Hidden within these hilarious tales are the keys to financial success, enabling you to differentiate fact from fiction, and ensuring your financial future remains solid and secure.

With each turn of the page, Glascott flawlessly combines financial knowledge with belly-aching humor, captivating readers of all backgrounds. No stuffy jargon or complicated formulas just an expert author who understands the power of a good chuckle when deciphering complexities. Whether a complete novice or a seasoned investor, this book will transform the daunting into delightful, fueling your curiosity while leaving you desiring more.

“Financial Fun” challenges the status quo of dry financial books, revitalizing the genre with Jimmy Glascott’s distinctive voice. His charismatic storytelling effortlessly brings levity to even the most puzzling subjects, ensuring you retain essential financial lessons in ways you’ve never experienced before. Gone are the days of tedious reading prepare for an unforgettable adventure that keeps you engaged and entertained throughout.

So why settle for dull explanations when you can have laughter, knowledge, and entertainment all in one package? “Financial Fun: Separating Myth from Truth in Hilarious Fables” is waiting to whisk you away on a rollercoaster of laughter and learning. Don’t miss out on this rare gem that combines invaluable financial insights with side-splitting entertainment. Step into the world of Jimmy Glascott, and let your financial future shine with unbridled excitement! Free on Kindle.
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The Pond At Sycamore Shoals (Miss Fortune World: Walter’s Waterside Adventures)

The Pond At Sycamore Shoals (Miss Fortune World: Walter's Waterside Adventures)
~A Miss Fortune Universe Novel~

While Ida Belle and Gertie are off to New Orleans to care for a sick friend, Fortune looks forward to a restful week alone. Unfortunately, her plans are soon shot after two pint-sized children show up at Walter’s General Store in search of water pistols and other creative weaponry.

Olivia and Oliver Bergeron pitch a disturbing tale. Their mother was killed. Their uncle did it. And their dad may be next. Since time is of the essence, Fortune turns to Big and Little Hebert in hopes of finding clues.

Soon, Walter and Fortune are on a wild goose chase in hopes of preventing another murder, but no one can prepare them for the games Oliver and Olivia play as they attempt to take matters into their own hands. $3.99 on Kindle.
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The Frog the Wolf and the Last Cookie

The Frog the Wolf and the Last Cookie
It all comes down to a cookie in this tale of deceit, greed, and the importance of sharing.

A cold, calculating, and self-serving frog is not the friend that a kind wolf sees him as. Yet through his trickery the cunning frog finds himself at the wrong place at the wrong time. The wolf, blind to the frogs ill intent, is unaware of the hole the frog has fallen into as unaware as the frog himself.

Enjoy with your children the endearing characters and captivating illustrations in this charming and memorable story that will offer a chuckle, a moral, and an early math lesson. You will not regret ordering this book!

Ideal for children between the ages of 3-8, and parents looking for a laugh. Enjoy! $2.99 on Kindle.
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Sci-Fi Shorts II

Sci-Fi Shorts II
Ten humorous science fiction stories telling of a train journey into a parallel world, a hen party in space, a retired scientist who invents an antidote to Murphys Law, and more. $0.99 on Kindle.
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LAUGH OUT LOUD

LAUGH OUT LOUD
If you liked James Clears Atomic Habits or Mark Manson’s The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*uck, you will love Laugh Out Loud; it provides the secret ingredient in life for coping and happiness that money just can’t buy. Humanity is in a state of crisis and despair on a global scale. Despots are everywhere we turn, sowing and spewing their evil. Say nothing of the day-to-day stressors in life that we face.

As of the end of 2022, there were 85,253 self-help books available; however, only 5 percent of these books get scientifically tested to determine if the advice works. The self-help/improvement field addresses everything from attitude adjustment to postpartum depression to zeal wellness. The basis of Laugh Out Loud is laughter, which has proven repeatedly to work! The benefits of laughing are significant, as reported by the Mayo Clinic and detailed in the American Journal of Medical Sciences, aiding in stress management and depression relief, fighting allergies, cancer, diabetes, and heart disease, and boosting the immune system.

In Laugh Out Loud, I am giving you a tool, a guide, to use in your daily life so, at a minimum, you are provided a mere glimmer of hope, a distraction, a respite, something to grasp with both hands and cherish, to promote your wellbeing for the better, and ease your mind in these critically troubling times in our lifetime. Laugh Out Loud may not be a way out, but it is a way to cope if practiced. I promise that following the five steps in this guide will bring a smile to your face, a ray of sunshine to your heart, and at least a moment (if not several) of happiness to your life.

Happiness can be fleeting.

Laughter can be infectious. Declared life’s best medicine.

Get your prescription now! Why wait? $4.99 on Kindle.
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Complete Fiction: Fake Children’s Stories, Fables, and Fairy Tales

Complete Fiction: Fake Children's Stories, Fables, and Fairy Tales

Mother Goose wrote tales and nursery rhymes which captivated generation after generation. Her stories still flourish today. The first edition of these tales was published at the end of the 17th century. Three hundred years later, her son Brother Goose began coming up with his own bullsh*t, which has been compiled into this book.

Complete Fiction is a total farce. Its a wonderful collection of stories that some of the whole family can enjoy! $0.99 on Kindle.
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Lion of Judah Legacy: Veteran Superhero Dark Comedy Romance

Lion of Judah Legacy: Veteran Superhero Dark Comedy Romance
Based off the critically acclaimed multi-award winning motion picture of the same name. . .

In this heartwarming and captivating epic, we embark on a transformative journey alongside Marly, an emotionally unavailable disabled veteran.

Plagued by the weight of unresolved paternal issues, Marly receives a profound revelation from a divine being: his estranged mother is gravely ill in her homeland of Jamaica.

Determined to uncover his ancestral roots and confront his own inner demons, Marly sets out on an extraordinary quest that not only has the power to change his own destiny, but perhaps the very fabric of the world itself!

One race, one love, one family. . .

WINNER OF 11 FILM FESTIVALS! $0.99 on Kindle.
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Surfs Up in the City of Angels

Surfs Up in the City of Angels

Doctor Richard Schmidt forms a “Generic Therapy Group”. All the good Doctor hopes to do is tip the scales of hate and chaos toward the side of love, mercy and forgiveness. When these characters meet, angels and devils are difficult to tell apart. With each comes a collection of friends, family and plots that confirm California is indeed the fated “Land of Fruits and Nuts”. $2.99 on Kindle.
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Atom & Molly: The Wireframe Edition (The World’s First Sub-Atomic Comic)

Atom & Molly: The Wireframe Edition (The World's First Sub-Atomic Comic)

Atom & Molly: The Wireframe Edition (available in Kindle and paperback formats) is the imagining of a relationship but between two perfectly paired particles: Atom, an atom, and Molly, a molecule. Across 95 panels, discover the humor, science, and culture involved in their personalities and careers, and meet the other sub-atomic characters in their microscopic world. As described by the tagline The World’s First Sub-Atomic Comic, Atom & Molly is the first comic that uses sub-atomic particles as anthropomorphic characters themselves and brings them to life. The comics creator provides commentary with each panel that develops the background storyline and engages the readers curiosity. Suitable for children, teens, and adults, Atom & Molly is a humorous look at science via a relationship, and a funny look at a relationship via science and culture. Visit www.atomandmolly.com for more information and to view the other books in the series: “Atom & Molly present Quarky Quatrains” (a poetry book dedicated to the Periodic Table of Elements, available in Kindle and paperback) and “The Atom & Molly ReLaXe and FUN BOOK” (an activities book dedicated to the Periodic Table of Elements, available in paperback only). $8.45 on Kindle.
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How To Irritate a Telemarketer

HOW TO IRRITATE A TELEMARKETERHave you ever had the experience of having the most perfect date interrupted by some bone head trying to raise money for a bogus charity? Do you feel like that most of the unscrupulous telemarketing firms lack common sense when they choose to call you during the final playoff game? Wouldn’t you like to call up a telemarketer who just woke you up on their personal home phone line and give them a wake-up call that they’ll never forget? Can you imagine learning some new innovative and out of the box strategies in irritating telemarketers? I’m guessing that you have probably said yes to one or all of the above or you would not have made it this far. Prepare to get blown away by a veteran telemarketer who will reveal in this book shocking, humiliating and downright dirty ways on HOW TO IRRITATE A TELEMARKETER! $2.99 on Kindle.
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Send In The Tort Lawyer$

Send In The Tort Lawyer$

Prepare to laugh until you cry as fearless tort lawyers Pap and Pup navigate uproarious lawsuits that are endemic of our time.

Patrick A. Peters (“Pap”) and his twin brother Prescott U. Peters (“Pup”), the fearless tort lawyers whose zany exploits delighted readers of Tort$ “R” Us and Please Pass The Tort$, return with yet another round of legal mayhem guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

Their latest antics include a lawsuit on behalf of consumers who bought what turned out to be worthless crypto currency from the now-bankrupt FTZ; lawsuits challenging the labeling of Godiva Belgian Chocolates and a Vermont company’s ice cream purportedly made from the milk of “happy cows”; and yet another lawsuit on behalf of the unforgettable Lydia Lowlace, who’s image from Playboy is now part of a collection of non-fungible tokens sold by an off-shore start-up.

Settle into your favorite chair so that you don’t fall on the floor laughing at the new exploits of these lovable lawyers who leave no stone unturned in their quest for fun, fame and fortune. $0.99 on Kindle.
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The Princess and the Plumber in Beast to Beauty

Tundra has a problem. As a princess, she is under pressure from her parents, the King and Queen of Parking-Lot, to wed. Unfortunately, she happens to be the largest and ugliest girl in the land. She meets Olaf, a huge oaf, who becomes her friend. Her father, out of desperation, enlists the help of his mediocre magician to come up with a solution. A beauty potion fails miserably putting Tundra in a deep sleep, like Sleeping Beauty, except with none of the beauty. Each day she wastes away while the king’s bumbling knights’ journey to a land far away to find a cure. The question is, ‘Will they be successful and return in time?’ The knights do not realize that Olaf has been secretly sent by the queen to ensure the mission will succeed. They face crazy dangers and challenges. Read how things turn out, not your usual fairy tale, this one is for grown-ups. The tale endeavors to poke fun at everyone, and has its serious, and touching moments as well as humorous ones. $2.99 on Kindle.
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Cats Wearing Hats: Art Book

Cats Wearing Hats: Art Book
Cats rule the Internet, so why not create a collection of 75 of them wearing hats? This book is chock-full of cute and cuddly kitties wearing all kinds of vivid clothing and hats to keep their little heads warm. $2.99 on Kindle.
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Free: The Royal Riposte

It would never happen – or so we think – but is it really that unlikely?

We live in a world where Netflix makes lavish dramas about the current royal family, whilst Prince Harry and Meghan continue to indulge us with tell-all interviews, articles, biographies and documentaries.

So what if Oprah gave William and Kate the opportunity to tell their sides of the story and – against all the odds – they agreed?

These are the fictional transcript of that unlikely, yet highly believable event, where we learn why the word “spare” means so much to Harry, who made who cry about the bridesmaids’ dresses, and what William really thinks about his brother’s choices.

The Royal Riposte series are works of fiction, written by an Oxbridge-educated, best-selling author under a pseudonym.

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On Love Street: A Romance Novella

On Love Street: A Romance Novella

In ” On Love Street,” we meet Lily, who is content with her busy job and stable life. But when Ryan enters her life and shows her the city’s magic through his camera lens, she questions whether she’s truly happy with her current routine.

As their friendship blossoms into something more, Lily must decide whether to take a risk on love or play it safe. At the end of the story, Lily’s manipulative ex-boyfriend returns as her new boss.

“On Love Street” is the first book in the “Love And The City” Romantic comedy Series with humor, heart warming love story, and sizzling chemistry with the bedroom door closed.
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Free: Mama Said

Mama Said
Do you know the difference between Caterwaulin’ and Cattywampus? Or maybe you’re thinking of Catty-corned? Did you know you can use a spider web on a wound to stop bleeding? Just make sure the spider ain’t still on it. Do you know how to make Buckeyes? If you answered NO to these questions, then you need this book!

So many people are moving to the South every day, and to fit in, or at least understand us, you need to learn how to talk right.
Mama Said is a fun and fascinating look at Southern slang expressions and colloquialisms that make talking to someone in the South amusing and frustrating at the same time. There’s also some good Southern recipes and home remedies. This is a collection of the essential phrases and sayings and, well, just some plain ol’ horse sense to help you fit in.
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Tales of American Idiocy

Tales of American Idiocy

“Soon the humans will all wear muzzles and be chained to their homes by their great glowing boxes!”

This announcement by Chester stopped the meeting of the pets of Sunnyside Street cold. Not that they were surprised by the neighborhood conspiracy cat. Chester was full of odd ideas, most of which he announced at inopportune moments.

Chester would turn out to be right about COVID, but he is just one of many Orwellian critters and supernatural shorts populating these Tales of American Idiocy, a darkly humorous collection of short stories commemorating the early 2020’s. Here you’ll find President Brandon’s sketch election. Dwight the alligator will fight forced COVID injections. Delilah the deer’s own “Dr. Foxi,” gets his just deserts, and Black Lizards definitely Matter.

Will Chester and friends’ warnings make repeating the early 2020s unthinkable?

If you like clever allegories, not-so-crazy conspiracies’, and darkly humorous satire, you’ll love Tales of American idiocy, a work Bookviral calls: “A cuttingly Allegorical Read!” $5.99 on Kindle.
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The Amazing Sparkleton Circus

The Amazing Sparkleton Circus
Heartwarming short story about a little circus of lovable misfits and the comedic efforts of a large rival circus to sabotage them during the performance of their lives. Lovingly written for both animal lovers and fans of classic whimsical circus. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Crime and Pun-ishment

Crime and Punishment
Barry Lagger is a villain of the old school.
In 1996 he planned the crime of the century. Stealing the Sultan’s diamond from the world -famous Archibald gallery.
Unfortunately he got caught.

Twenty five years later and Lagger is up for parole. He’s desperate, his daughter is getting married and he simply has to be there. When parole is denied, Lagger knows he has to escape.

And so begins a desperate race to reach his daughter’s wedding in time. The problem is, somehow Lagger has got lost in the grounds of a stately home.

Alan Rose and his friends have been invited to a birthday party at a large country house. A house so large it has more bedrooms than Alan has had good gigs. Events take over and Alan, James and Frankie have to forgo the celebrations in order to help Lagger escape for the second time in a weekend.

Lagger has escaped from prison. How hard can it be to escape from a stately home. $4.04 on Kindle.
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Dead Cat, Run

Dead Cat, Run

Psychic gifts. Supernatural shenanigans. Mystery, suspense, humor, and romance. Dead Cat, Run will keep you guessing as good versus evil duel for control in this play on destiny. And a mysterious dog may tip the scales. You’re where you’re meant to be. Run if you can. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Interesting Facts For Intelligent Kids

Interesting Facts For Intelligent Kids
Interesting Facts for Intelligent Kids is a collection of Mind-Blowing and Fun Facts for young readers who are curious to learn new stuff and willing to find answers about the world around us. This book covers a wide range of subjects, including the world’s fastest animals, the deepest oceans, and the tallest trees, as well as the wonders of nature and science. Free on Kindle.
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Poker Strategy: The Math Behind the Madness – A Guide to Winning Big in Tournaments

Poker Strategy: The Math Behind the Madness - A Guide to Winning Big in Tournaments
Is math holding you back from becoming a poker champion? If yes, you’re not alone. Even seasoned pros can find the calculations and strategies behind poker intimidating at first! But don’t worry – we’ve got your back.

If I told you that poker math is actually quite simple, would you believe me? This book has all the information any aspiring or professional poker player needs to master those tricky numbers, break down game theory strategies, and ultimately create winning hands every time they play. So grab your chips; it’s time for some serious number-crunching!

In this book, you will discover…

– the fundamentals of poker math

– how the odds of winning and losing a hand are calculated

– when to fold, bet, and jam based on the expected value of your hand

– how much to raise or three-bet based on the equity and pot odds

– calculate equity and odds on paper vs. poker calculator apps

– and more!

So grab a copy and start mastering those tricky numbers today! $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: The String Rider

The String Rider
“I’ll do that thing…” Rubie dangles in front of him, and Trevor is doomed. Put on the device, let it not work, and she’ll do that thing, he tells himself around the alcohol blurred haze of his mind. “Just a couple of years into the future… get us some lotto numbers,” she coos into his ear. Whatever, Trevor thinks, and his mind says to guffaw, but his mouth somehow forms the words, “Why not twenty?” as he spins the dial and punches the button to Rubie’s screams— but it’s too late. Trevor makes it back, though. And he’s seen too much. Free on Kindle.
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