Kiss My Carol! “A Christmas Carol” Comedy for Grown-Ups!

Kiss My Carol! "A Christmas Carol" Comedy for Grown-Ups!

You’ve never seen Ebenezer Scrooge like this before, no matter HOW impossible that is to believe!

Still taking place in Victorian London with all the cozy characters you know and love, this completely original grown-up comedy adaption of “A Christmas Carol” may leave you totally exhausted and dribbling from laughter at the huge amount of hilarious insane twists throughout!

Like the loopy yet lovable townsfolk, cockeyed Marley, the fun and unique ghosts, plus the over-the-top dysfunctional Cratchit family. Oh yeah, and Tiny Tim has Tourette’s so there’s that too. All this awesomeness wrapped deliciously in a surprise ending so utterly satisfying and yet so totally original that it’s hard to believe a human being actually came up with it!

So, come join in on the holiday fun… And God Bless Us Everyone! $4.99 on Kindle.

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Hairbag Nation: A Story of the New York City Transit Police (Book 1:The Police Riot)

HAIRBAG NATION: A Story of the New York City Transit Police, Book 1, The Police Riot

Being a cop in New York City can be challenging. Being a cop in the NYC subway can be disheartening.

The daily environment of the transit cop – the dirt, grime, urine, graffiti, homeless, crowds, noise, and crime is enough to stifle anyone’s spirit.

Throw in a hefty helping of inept leadership, ridiculous summons and arrest quotas, problems at home, and an unappreciative public and it’s no wonder that some cops fall prey to cynicism, apathy and indifference. Police in New York City have a term for these burnt-out cops – hairbags.

This is the story of an oddball group of misfits who patrolled New York City’s subterranean underworld during the 1980s. This is Hairbag Nation. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Dearest Fluffy

Dearest Fluffy
When you’re stuck hundreds of miles from home, what do you turn to for fun? It probably didn’t exist in 1861. But writing did. And letters. Remember them? Little pieces of trees wrapped in other little pieces of trees. Back then, sheep were pretty common on farms, because everybody had to darn their own socks. Have you ever tried to darn your own socks uphill both ways in the snow? Me neither, but let’s pretend.

What was a bored Union soldier supposed to do with all that free time between marching and skirmishes? Take a nap? Shave? Writing letters doesn’t sound so bad, now, does it? So, J.J. wrote home to a sheep (and other animals). Cut him some slack! He’s wearing wool, after all. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Diary of a H.O. (House Officer)

Diary of a H.O. (House Officer)

This book could save your life! If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like working at a hospital Level 1 trauma center this book offers unfiltered true stories which occurred during a surgeon’s first year of training. The book offers insight into modern healthcare and the state of society. You will laugh, cry, and question your beliefs about the healthcare system and patients.

CHARITABLE: 30% of profits from the sale of this book will be donated to healthcare non-profit organizations such as the American Cancer Society, the American Heart Association, and any current global medical pandemic funds.

Please visit DIARYOFAHO.COM for more information. This is a work of sociology, psychology, medicine, surgery, dealing with the public, putting others ins front of yourself, and self-reflective learning. HIPPA compliance maintained. Everyone’s talking about the healthcare system. Don’t miss out, be informed and read Diary of a H.O. $4.94 on Kindle.

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Change Of A Dress

Change Of A Dress
GEORGE MANLEY political novice and closeted cross-dresser runs for US president and wins. This fast-paced, farcical, quirky comedy takes you to the heart of the presidency and one man’s struggle for the White House, to save America, and for personal acceptance. $1.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Jack Hansen – Small Man of the Big City

Jack Hansen - Small Man of the Big City
Do you feel like a squirrel trapped inside a spinning wheel? Then you simply haven’t met Jack Hansen yet! Jack is an alright guy, but he’s always betrayed by his bad luck. His neighbor, Garry, is always hooking up with yet another stunner. His co-worker, Bill, is constantly pursuing a brunette who ignores him. The toady Larson is always fawning and groveling to ingratiate himself to and become his boss’s favorite. Austin next door does not believe in the sincerity of his lover Phil’s feelings for him. And, just perhaps, it is the mysterious young woman from the window across the street from his who is entirely to blame for the fact that Jack’s day has taken an unexpected turn for the worse, and proceeds to go to the dogs? Free to $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Indubitable World of Super Clutz Vol. 2: Tex Fourdor’s Revenge

The Indubitable World of Super Clutz Vol. 2: Tex Fourdor's Revenge
William’s life is more complicated now that he’s one of the world’s most sought out superheroes. Can he stop Tex Fourdor’s sinister plan before it’s too late? $2.99 on Kindle.

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The Indubitable World of Super Clutz Vol. 2: Tex Fourdor’s Revenge

The Indubitable World of Super Clutz Vol. 2: Tex Fourdor’s Revenge
William’s life is more complicated now that he’s one of the world’s most sought out superheroes. Can he stop Tex Fourdor’s sinister plan before it’s too late? $2.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Holy Roundness

Free: Holy Roundness
When a cult flourishes around a mysterious, floating sphere, believers may be in for a big surprise. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Accidental Lazarus

Free: Accidental Lazarus
It is sort of annoying having dead people dropping by at all hours…

A paranormal detective like Dave Callaghan has already seen everything, but he never expected to find a presumed dead mobster drinking scotch in his armchair. He is definitely unhappy when he (it?) engages him to find out who shot him. But the worse is yet to come; Dave’s girlfriend gets involved and the real trouble begins.

Episode 1 of the DEAD & BUSY series will keep you laughing to the (bitter) end. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Celebrity Roast – Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts

Free: Celebrity Roast – Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts
“A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.”

Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, winners dazzle you to death.

An aging celebrity is desperate to hit the headlines again.

Once the darling of the tabloids and celeb weeklies, Annabel misses the headlines… but she’ll soon fix that with a spectacular jaw-dropping snapshot of self-delusion! And that’s just for openers.

All manner of nutty Rock Stars, back up singers, actors, teen idols and Classic Soul Stars strut their stuff for you.

This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to celebrity can take a nasty turn and notoriety has the habit of becoming deadly. Free on Kindle.

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Celebrity Roast: Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts

Celebrity Roast: Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts
“A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.”

Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, winners dazzle you to death.

An aging celebrity is desperate to hit the headlines again.

Once the darling of the tabloids and celeb weeklies, Annabel misses the headlines… but she’ll soon fix that with a spectacular jaw-dropping snapshot of self-delusion! And that’s just for openers.

All manner of nutty Rock Stars, back up singers, actors, teen idols and Classic Soul Stars strut their stuff for you.

This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to celebrity can take a nasty turn and notoriety has the habit of becoming deadly. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Funny Meeting You Here: 6 Shorts

Funny Meeting You Here: 6 Shorts
Oftentimes, the very best part of a story is the section in which the characters meet. The initial spark. The twists of fate. That’s what you’ll find here: a delightful array of characters—young and old and in-between—meeting for the first time in the most unexpected ways. Six light, humorous, sweet tales of how they came into one another’s lives. Silly and short, a quick read to chuckle through. $0.99 on Kindle.

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1000 Rhyming Gems

1000 Rhyming Gems

Get lost in these 1000 Rhyming Gems. They create a rhythm that stirs the soul. You can open to any page and it will put you in a trance.
These 1000 Rhyming Gems are unique and one of a kind! $7.99 on Kindle.

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Free: The Hack

Free: The Hack
Max McMillan, a renowned and worshiped author, takes the reader on a journey through his playboy, luxurious, and millions-of-Instagram-follower life. Annoyed by his stardom, and seemingly out for self-destruction, Max’s story is one of constant disaster. However, when he discovers that his best friend, Jack, a poor and unpublished writer, is losing his wife to cancer, he decides to risk it all to help them in this hilarious and satirical romantic comedy. Free on Kindle.

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The Unlounging

The Unlounging
Mark Twain meets Vonnegut in this witty and poignant romp. While ne’er-do-well Selraybob is watching his fed-up wife walk out the door, into his head pops a theory of Time. It’s a count, he decides. Time is only a count. The obsession sticks, pushing him off of his lounger and into the world of sultry clock fixers and shady Time conspiracies. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Creatures from Below

Creatures from Below

Mother Earth had long resisted the damage being done to her by the expansion of the human population. In the past, when the numbers grew too big, she sent disease, famine, or natural disasters to contain it. However, as humans became smarter, they outwitted her devices and continued to multiply, bringing chaos and untold damage to the environment. Now, she has one last trick in her bid to defy humankind – the Creatures from Below.

As young Napoleon and his dog Nate are watching TV, they are suddenly aware of the monstrous roars of creatures that are focused on the destruction of all that has been created by humans. The huge ape-like beings eventually find their way to Napoleon’s home, and before long, he is hiding from them as they round up all the humans and separate the children from their parents.

Determined that they will not be captured, Napoleon and Nate go on the run, evading the creatures while navigating their way through a world that is being slowly choked to death by garbage, acid rain, and a rapidly decreasing ozone layer. However, are the creatures, right? Is it the fault of humans that the planet is in such a mess? Moreover, can they educate the children to make a difference before it is too late? $2.99 on Kindle.

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Daisy in the Doghouse

Daisy in the Doghouse

From the author of Managed Care, the Maxy Book Awards 2019 “Book of the Year.” Inspired by her father’s rants, the popularity of Daisy’s blog soars, resulting in an unlikely sequence of events that ultimately has a very positive impact on way that people treat each other in American society. $0.99 on Kindle.

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