Free: Just My Luck: A Humorous Account of Life’s Absurdities

Just My Luck: A Humorous Account of Life's Absurdities
Being a human has many painful and embarrassing moments, many of which are funny with the right twist of perspective. Just My Luck nimbly walks the tightrope of comedy and political correctness with a collection of essays that turns frowns right side up again. Observational humor and self-deprecation are the foundation of these stories, relatable at every turn. If you’ve ever had a childhood, taken a dump, or been to the DMV then this book is for you. Just be prepared to never look at getting your blood drawn the same way again. Free on Kindle.
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Free: Financial Fun: Separating Myth from Truth in Hilarious Fables

Introducing “Financial Fun: Separating Myth from Truth in Hilarious Fables” the ultimate guide to unraveling finance with a mischievous twist! Get ready to embark on an exhilarating journey through the whimsical world of money, as author James “Jimmy” Glascott morphs your financial education into an unputdownable comedy extravaganza!

Behind the laughter and uproarious adventures lie invaluable insights and indispensable knowledge, empowering you to navigate the perplexing landscape of personal finance like never before. Glascott, renowned for his wit and wisdom, masterfully weaves fables brimming with sidesplitting hilarity and astute financial truths, encapsulating the best of both worlds in one unmissable volume.

Buckle up as a cavalcade of characters embark on whimsical quests, hunting treasure, and facing bizarre financial situations. Along the way, you’ll find yourself immersed in stories that debunk common money myths, slyly revealing the realities hidden behind flashy promises and urban legends. Hidden within these hilarious tales are the keys to financial success, enabling you to differentiate fact from fiction, and ensuring your financial future remains solid and secure.

With each turn of the page, Glascott flawlessly combines financial knowledge with belly-aching humor, captivating readers of all backgrounds. No stuffy jargon or complicated formulas just an expert author who understands the power of a good chuckle when deciphering complexities. Whether a complete novice or a seasoned investor, this book will transform the daunting into delightful, fueling your curiosity while leaving you desiring more.

“Financial Fun” challenges the status quo of dry financial books, revitalizing the genre with Jimmy Glascott’s distinctive voice. His charismatic storytelling effortlessly brings levity to even the most puzzling subjects, ensuring you retain essential financial lessons in ways you’ve never experienced before. Gone are the days of tedious reading prepare for an unforgettable adventure that keeps you engaged and entertained throughout.

So why settle for dull explanations when you can have laughter, knowledge, and entertainment all in one package? “Financial Fun: Separating Myth from Truth in Hilarious Fables” is waiting to whisk you away on a rollercoaster of laughter and learning. Don’t miss out on this rare gem that combines invaluable financial insights with side-splitting entertainment. Step into the world of Jimmy Glascott, and let your financial future shine with unbridled excitement! Free on Kindle.
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The Frog the Wolf and the Last Cookie

The Frog the Wolf and the Last Cookie
It all comes down to a cookie in this tale of deceit, greed, and the importance of sharing.

A cold, calculating, and self-serving frog is not the friend that a kind wolf sees him as. Yet through his trickery the cunning frog finds himself at the wrong place at the wrong time. The wolf, blind to the frogs ill intent, is unaware of the hole the frog has fallen into as unaware as the frog himself.

Enjoy with your children the endearing characters and captivating illustrations in this charming and memorable story that will offer a chuckle, a moral, and an early math lesson. You will not regret ordering this book!

Ideal for children between the ages of 3-8, and parents looking for a laugh. Enjoy! $2.99 on Kindle.
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Complete Fiction: Fake Children’s Stories, Fables, and Fairy Tales

Complete Fiction: Fake Children's Stories, Fables, and Fairy Tales

Mother Goose wrote tales and nursery rhymes which captivated generation after generation. Her stories still flourish today. The first edition of these tales was published at the end of the 17th century. Three hundred years later, her son Brother Goose began coming up with his own bullsh*t, which has been compiled into this book.

Complete Fiction is a total farce. Its a wonderful collection of stories that some of the whole family can enjoy! $0.99 on Kindle.
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Lion of Judah Legacy: Veteran Superhero Dark Comedy Romance

Lion of Judah Legacy: Veteran Superhero Dark Comedy Romance
Based off the critically acclaimed multi-award winning motion picture of the same name. . .

In this heartwarming and captivating epic, we embark on a transformative journey alongside Marly, an emotionally unavailable disabled veteran.

Plagued by the weight of unresolved paternal issues, Marly receives a profound revelation from a divine being: his estranged mother is gravely ill in her homeland of Jamaica.

Determined to uncover his ancestral roots and confront his own inner demons, Marly sets out on an extraordinary quest that not only has the power to change his own destiny, but perhaps the very fabric of the world itself!

One race, one love, one family. . .

WINNER OF 11 FILM FESTIVALS! $0.99 on Kindle.
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Surfs Up in the City of Angels

Surfs Up in the City of Angels

Doctor Richard Schmidt forms a “Generic Therapy Group”. All the good Doctor hopes to do is tip the scales of hate and chaos toward the side of love, mercy and forgiveness. When these characters meet, angels and devils are difficult to tell apart. With each comes a collection of friends, family and plots that confirm California is indeed the fated “Land of Fruits and Nuts”. $2.99 on Kindle.
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Atom & Molly: The Wireframe Edition (The World’s First Sub-Atomic Comic)

Atom & Molly: The Wireframe Edition (The World's First Sub-Atomic Comic)

Atom & Molly: The Wireframe Edition (available in Kindle and paperback formats) is the imagining of a relationship but between two perfectly paired particles: Atom, an atom, and Molly, a molecule. Across 95 panels, discover the humor, science, and culture involved in their personalities and careers, and meet the other sub-atomic characters in their microscopic world. As described by the tagline The World’s First Sub-Atomic Comic, Atom & Molly is the first comic that uses sub-atomic particles as anthropomorphic characters themselves and brings them to life. The comics creator provides commentary with each panel that develops the background storyline and engages the readers curiosity. Suitable for children, teens, and adults, Atom & Molly is a humorous look at science via a relationship, and a funny look at a relationship via science and culture. Visit www.atomandmolly.com for more information and to view the other books in the series: “Atom & Molly present Quarky Quatrains” (a poetry book dedicated to the Periodic Table of Elements, available in Kindle and paperback) and “The Atom & Molly ReLaXe and FUN BOOK” (an activities book dedicated to the Periodic Table of Elements, available in paperback only). $8.45 on Kindle.
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How To Irritate a Telemarketer

HOW TO IRRITATE A TELEMARKETERHave you ever had the experience of having the most perfect date interrupted by some bone head trying to raise money for a bogus charity? Do you feel like that most of the unscrupulous telemarketing firms lack common sense when they choose to call you during the final playoff game? Wouldn’t you like to call up a telemarketer who just woke you up on their personal home phone line and give them a wake-up call that they’ll never forget? Can you imagine learning some new innovative and out of the box strategies in irritating telemarketers? I’m guessing that you have probably said yes to one or all of the above or you would not have made it this far. Prepare to get blown away by a veteran telemarketer who will reveal in this book shocking, humiliating and downright dirty ways on HOW TO IRRITATE A TELEMARKETER! $2.99 on Kindle.
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Send In The Tort Lawyer$

Send In The Tort Lawyer$

Prepare to laugh until you cry as fearless tort lawyers Pap and Pup navigate uproarious lawsuits that are endemic of our time.

Patrick A. Peters (“Pap”) and his twin brother Prescott U. Peters (“Pup”), the fearless tort lawyers whose zany exploits delighted readers of Tort$ “R” Us and Please Pass The Tort$, return with yet another round of legal mayhem guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

Their latest antics include a lawsuit on behalf of consumers who bought what turned out to be worthless crypto currency from the now-bankrupt FTZ; lawsuits challenging the labeling of Godiva Belgian Chocolates and a Vermont company’s ice cream purportedly made from the milk of “happy cows”; and yet another lawsuit on behalf of the unforgettable Lydia Lowlace, who’s image from Playboy is now part of a collection of non-fungible tokens sold by an off-shore start-up.

Settle into your favorite chair so that you don’t fall on the floor laughing at the new exploits of these lovable lawyers who leave no stone unturned in their quest for fun, fame and fortune. $0.99 on Kindle.
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10 INDELIBLES

Richly described, and masterfully crafted with 42 illustrations, ‘!0 Indelibles’ pushes the boundary of genre to create an original and appealing way of storytelling that will hold your attention and challenge you sense of human normality. A hard-to-put-down read. $3.30 on Kindle.
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The Princess and the Plumber in Beast to Beauty

Tundra has a problem. As a princess, she is under pressure from her parents, the King and Queen of Parking-Lot, to wed. Unfortunately, she happens to be the largest and ugliest girl in the land. She meets Olaf, a huge oaf, who becomes her friend. Her father, out of desperation, enlists the help of his mediocre magician to come up with a solution. A beauty potion fails miserably putting Tundra in a deep sleep, like Sleeping Beauty, except with none of the beauty. Each day she wastes away while the king’s bumbling knights’ journey to a land far away to find a cure. The question is, ‘Will they be successful and return in time?’ The knights do not realize that Olaf has been secretly sent by the queen to ensure the mission will succeed. They face crazy dangers and challenges. Read how things turn out, not your usual fairy tale, this one is for grown-ups. The tale endeavors to poke fun at everyone, and has its serious, and touching moments as well as humorous ones. $2.99 on Kindle.
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Cats Wearing Hats: Art Book

Cats Wearing Hats: Art Book
Cats rule the Internet, so why not create a collection of 75 of them wearing hats? This book is chock-full of cute and cuddly kitties wearing all kinds of vivid clothing and hats to keep their little heads warm. $2.99 on Kindle.
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Free: The Royal Riposte

It would never happen – or so we think – but is it really that unlikely?

We live in a world where Netflix makes lavish dramas about the current royal family, whilst Prince Harry and Meghan continue to indulge us with tell-all interviews, articles, biographies and documentaries.

So what if Oprah gave William and Kate the opportunity to tell their sides of the story and – against all the odds – they agreed?

These are the fictional transcript of that unlikely, yet highly believable event, where we learn why the word “spare” means so much to Harry, who made who cry about the bridesmaids’ dresses, and what William really thinks about his brother’s choices.

The Royal Riposte series are works of fiction, written by an Oxbridge-educated, best-selling author under a pseudonym.

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Free: Mama Said

Mama Said
Do you know the difference between Caterwaulin’ and Cattywampus? Or maybe you’re thinking of Catty-corned? Did you know you can use a spider web on a wound to stop bleeding? Just make sure the spider ain’t still on it. Do you know how to make Buckeyes? If you answered NO to these questions, then you need this book!

So many people are moving to the South every day, and to fit in, or at least understand us, you need to learn how to talk right.
Mama Said is a fun and fascinating look at Southern slang expressions and colloquialisms that make talking to someone in the South amusing and frustrating at the same time. There’s also some good Southern recipes and home remedies. This is a collection of the essential phrases and sayings and, well, just some plain ol’ horse sense to help you fit in.
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Tales of American Idiocy

Tales of American Idiocy

“Soon the humans will all wear muzzles and be chained to their homes by their great glowing boxes!”

This announcement by Chester stopped the meeting of the pets of Sunnyside Street cold. Not that they were surprised by the neighborhood conspiracy cat. Chester was full of odd ideas, most of which he announced at inopportune moments.

Chester would turn out to be right about COVID, but he is just one of many Orwellian critters and supernatural shorts populating these Tales of American Idiocy, a darkly humorous collection of short stories commemorating the early 2020’s. Here you’ll find President Brandon’s sketch election. Dwight the alligator will fight forced COVID injections. Delilah the deer’s own “Dr. Foxi,” gets his just deserts, and Black Lizards definitely Matter.

Will Chester and friends’ warnings make repeating the early 2020s unthinkable?

If you like clever allegories, not-so-crazy conspiracies’, and darkly humorous satire, you’ll love Tales of American idiocy, a work Bookviral calls: “A cuttingly Allegorical Read!” $5.99 on Kindle.
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The Amazing Sparkleton Circus

The Amazing Sparkleton Circus
Heartwarming short story about a little circus of lovable misfits and the comedic efforts of a large rival circus to sabotage them during the performance of their lives. Lovingly written for both animal lovers and fans of classic whimsical circus. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Crime and Pun-ishment

Crime and Punishment
Barry Lagger is a villain of the old school.
In 1996 he planned the crime of the century. Stealing the Sultan’s diamond from the world -famous Archibald gallery.
Unfortunately he got caught.

Twenty five years later and Lagger is up for parole. He’s desperate, his daughter is getting married and he simply has to be there. When parole is denied, Lagger knows he has to escape.

And so begins a desperate race to reach his daughter’s wedding in time. The problem is, somehow Lagger has got lost in the grounds of a stately home.

Alan Rose and his friends have been invited to a birthday party at a large country house. A house so large it has more bedrooms than Alan has had good gigs. Events take over and Alan, James and Frankie have to forgo the celebrations in order to help Lagger escape for the second time in a weekend.

Lagger has escaped from prison. How hard can it be to escape from a stately home. $4.04 on Kindle.
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Free: Interesting Facts For Intelligent Kids

Interesting Facts For Intelligent Kids
Interesting Facts for Intelligent Kids is a collection of Mind-Blowing and Fun Facts for young readers who are curious to learn new stuff and willing to find answers about the world around us. This book covers a wide range of subjects, including the world’s fastest animals, the deepest oceans, and the tallest trees, as well as the wonders of nature and science. Free on Kindle.
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Free: The Royal Riposte

It would never happen – or so we think – but is it really that unlikely?

We live in a world where Netflix makes lavish dramas about the current royal family, whilst Prince Harry and Meghan continue to indulge us with tell-all interviews, articles, upcoming biographies and documentaries.

So what if Oprah gave William and Kate the opportunity to tell their sides of the story and – against all the odds – they agreed?

The Royal Riposte series are the fictional transcripts of that unlikely, yet highly believable event, where we learn why the word “spare” means so much to Harry, who made who cry about the bridesmaids’ dresses, and what William really thinks about his brother’s choices.

The series includes The Royal Riposte Part I (which takes place just before the release of Harry and Meghan’s Netflix documentary series), The Royal Riposte Part II (set in January 2023, after the series and the book have landed), and The Royal Riposte Part III (set in April 2028, five years after the coronation, discussing future events involving Harry, Meghan, King Charles, William and Kate).

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Poker Strategy: The Math Behind the Madness – A Guide to Winning Big in Tournaments

Poker Strategy: The Math Behind the Madness - A Guide to Winning Big in Tournaments
Is math holding you back from becoming a poker champion? If yes, you’re not alone. Even seasoned pros can find the calculations and strategies behind poker intimidating at first! But don’t worry – we’ve got your back.

If I told you that poker math is actually quite simple, would you believe me? This book has all the information any aspiring or professional poker player needs to master those tricky numbers, break down game theory strategies, and ultimately create winning hands every time they play. So grab your chips; it’s time for some serious number-crunching!

In this book, you will discover…

– the fundamentals of poker math

– how the odds of winning and losing a hand are calculated

– when to fold, bet, and jam based on the expected value of your hand

– how much to raise or three-bet based on the equity and pot odds

– calculate equity and odds on paper vs. poker calculator apps

– and more!

So grab a copy and start mastering those tricky numbers today! $0.99 on Kindle.
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Something Scandalous, Treacherous, and Black

Something Scandalous, Treacherous, and Black
You are gathered here today to witness the scandalous union of Paige and Joshua.

The only problem is Paige is still in love with Leo, her college sweetheart, and Joshua has been sleeping with Joey, the best man.

Unknown to the couple, Joey plans to sabotage the wedding because he is in love with Joshua. To further complicate things, Chelsea, their new wedding planner, wants to humiliate Paige to get back at her for their messy past with Leo.
Paige and Joshua are friends; more than that, they are engaged to be married. No, obviously not for love but to find their individual happiness. Joshua needs to marry a woman to keep his inheritance, and in return for entering this loveless marriage, Joshua will pay off the debt that looms over Paige’s parents. It is a win-win! The issue is that betrayal, scandal, and a deadly accident lie below the surface of this simple marriage for convenience. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Small Stories: A Perfectly Absurd Novel

Duncan and Maya Small have just relocated to a new town. Again. And almost immediately, Duncan is ready to move on thanks to a power-obsessed local official who has it out for him. But Maya has ideas of her own.

The Smalls soon discover nothing in their new town is at it seems, but one thing is certain – there’s something funny going on.

Small Stories: A Perfectly Absurd Novel, is a comic tale about life, power, and new beginnings in a quirky little town that’s decidedly off-the-wall, yet remarkably familiar. It’s about the last Welcome Wagon, secret societies, and bake sales. It’s about Duncan Small’s fixation on process and Maya Small’s unforeseen celebrity. It’s about unexpected friendships, which may turn out to be the best kind there are. $0.99 on Kindle.
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The Tyranny of Desire

The Tyranny of Desire
Looking for a wild and irreverent read? Check out THE TYRANNY OF DESIRE! For just 99c, you can join Puchy Mushkin – and his enormous ‘little Puchy’ – on his journey to banish all desire from his life except for one: to assassinate desire itself. Don’t miss out on this hilarious, profane and raunchy tale – GET YOUR COPY TODAY for just 99c! $0.99 on Kindle.
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Almost Over, Never Done: A Reluctant American’s Pandemic Tragicomedy

Almost Over, Never Done: A Reluctant American's Pandemic Tragicomedy
Where fact meets fiction, a genre-bending adventure unfolds as the one-liners fly in a rebuke to the American landscape of dissent and descent. This mash-up mix of reflection, rage, and sketch comedy follows a madcap freelancer with a saucy keyboard who’s determined to survive it all…but how? $0.99 on Kindle.
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Forget Having Kids. I’m Having Fun: 1000 Random Reasons I Chose to Be #ChildFree

“Forget Having Kids – I’m Having Fun” is a FUN book that examines all avenues of life and answers the question: Why Do So Many People Not Want Kids? Funny, extremely racy entertaining thought-provoking “Forget Having Kids. I’m Having Fun”
is a page-turner written in the vein of the classic tv show “Everybody Hates Chris”. It’s a wink-wink from the front cover to the last pages that will have parents and child-free people laughing and thinking about the cycle of life and how we arrive at making life’s biggest decision. This insight-filled book encourages positive self-care while challenging traditional ideas.”Forget Having Kids. I’m Having Fun” is a conversation starter. How you end that story is up to you

Chapters Include:

  • Chapter 1 The Vas Deferens
  • Chapter 2 Reason # 137 There’s Nothing a Kid Can’t Break
  • Chapter 3 Reason # 430 Because STFU
  • Chapter 4 Reason #45 But They Want to Travel Too
  • Chapter 5 Reason # 617 Everybody’s Got a Friend Named Mike
  • Chapter 6 Reason #122 I Don’t Want the Responsibility
  • Chapter 7 Reason #223 The Book of Brittany, Part 1
  • Chapter 8 Reason # 828 There’s Never a Good Time to Have Kids
  • Chapter 9 Reason #308 I’m Selfish and That’s Okay
  • Chapter 10 Reason #268 I Am Not a Role Model
  • Chapter 11 Reason # 33 Who’s Gonna Entertain Them?
  • Chapter 12 Reason #101 I Don’t Find Kids Interesting
  • Chapter 13 Reason #521 Jeffrey Dahmer Versus MLK
  • Chapter 14 Reason #71 Not All Kids Are Smart, Not All Kids Are Cute
  • Chapter 15 Reason #501 Kids Don’t Come with Instruction Manuals
  • Chapter 16 Reason #928 I Swore I’d Never Do Math Homework Again
  • Chapter 17 Reason #809 The Mom and Dad Bod
  • Chapter 18 Reason #315 I Can’t Always Protect Them
  • Chapter 19 Reason #806 I Don’t Need to Leave a Legacy
  • Chapter 20 Reason #6 Kids Have Cooties
  • Chapter 21 Reason #1 They Cost Too Damn Much
  • Chapter 22 Reason #620 When My Relationships End, I Want a Clean Break
  • Chapter 23 Reason #730 Anthony Bourdain
  • Chapter 24 Reason #911 The Book of Brittany, Part 2 $2.99 on Kindle.
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