One Fine Mess

One Fine Mess
One Fine Mess is an action-packed crime comedy, set in Vermont, with a strong female protagonist. There is no maple syrup, but there are mobsters, cops, drug dealers, and a head in a box. Think fun. Think suspense. Think wild, sexy ride. It’s time to show some ovaries. $0.99 on Kindle

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Lord of the Zombies: Box Set

Lord of the Zombies: Box Set

Lord of the Zombies is a hilariously gruesome spin on the zombie apocalypse story. If you like Shaun of the Dead, classic sci-fi flicks, and deranged zombie killing goats, then this saga is right up your alley.

In Apocalypse, Simon is 40, single, and hasn’t done anything memorable with his life. When a freak energy wave from space wreaks havoc upon the earth, he turns from ordinary to extraordinary in a hurry.

On the run with a handful of survivors, Simon has one huge problem: his best friend Nick has become a zombie and is assembling an undead army to hunt him down.

In Awakening, The shortest apocalypse in history is over. After saving all of humanity, Simon wakes to find he’s a human-zombie hybrid. As if that weren’t enough, he’s discovered a new plot to take over the world.

With his friends taken hostage and a mad general fixing to get a piece of his DNA, Simon must learn to fight once more. Will using his newfound zombie superpowers be enough to save humanity the second time around?

In Armageddon, a race of intergalactic lizards arrives in orbit and lays siege to the planet.

With Earth’s armies in retreat, it will fall to Simon once more to fight the invaders and risk making the situation worse… if that’s even possible. $2.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Jacobites by Name

Free: Jacobites by Name
The Tory government in London have appointed a Viceroy to run Scotland to stop a second independence referendum being held. The result is a Jacobite Rebellion. Chaos ensues. Meanwhile, someone is trying to clone Nessie. Free on Kindle.

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Sally Stanford, California’s Grand Bordello House Madam

Sally Stanford, California’s Grand Bordello House Madam

Sally Stanford didn’t set out to be a madam, but she openly tells how it happened. Sally tells about the scandalous and riotous happenings along the way to her becoming perhaps California’s most famous bordello house madam.

She openly declares that Humphrey Bogart was banned from her establishment because of his treatment of her girls. She characterized Actor Errol Flynn was one of her favorite customers. $1.99 on Kindle.

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The REAL Program Manager’s Handbook

The REAL Program Manager’s Handbook

Do you work a 9 to 5? It doesn’t matter if you manage projects, crunch numbers, or bag groceries 5 days a week. Chances are you run into more than one of these annoying situations: a co-worker who calls to ask you the SAME question you’ve answered at least 3 times already. A seemingly never-ending meeting that cuts into your valuable online shopping or gaming time.

The solutions to these and other insanely irritating situations are found right here in this brief, easy-to-follow handbook. And when I say brief, I mean brief. I know how precious your time is. After all, it’s not quitting time just yet. You’ve got status updates, tweeting, and a ton of weekend planning to do! $2.99 on Kindle
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Aunt Lucie’s legacy

Aunt Lucie’s legacy

Aunt Lucie is a real pain in the neck. Her testament is crystal clear: to collect the inheritance, her nephews and their families have to move into her house, which is definitely not a palace! Aunt Lucie has another surprise up her sleeve, a sort of mad treasure hunt, ankle-deep in mud. Comical situations, flavorsome dialog and dramatic turns of events come fast and furious. $0.99 on Kindle.

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How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)

How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)
In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you:

– How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together
–  How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal genie and sex slave, so that you can get all the lucky breaks and all the freaky hoes
– How to walk into any brothel in the world and get a girlfriend with only $117 in counterfeit money
– And much, much more! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again!

Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again!
Marty Mann and Nellie Dixon are back for another irreverent, liberal, twisty, time-travel comedy! This time they have Jesus Christ, the actual guy, on their side. What would happen if a gun-hating brown-skinned Jesus time traveled to 2020 America? $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Nobody Loves Mustard

Free: Nobody Loves Mustard

Poor Mustard just wants to find someone — anyone — who loves him, but nobody loves Mustard. Kids of all ages will love this charming story written and illustrated by author Jeremy Ross. Both funny and touching, this tale reminds us of the remarkable feeling of being loved and the struggle we sometimes endure to find it. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Awaken the Giant Asshole Within!

Free: Awaken the Giant Asshole Within!
Are you ready to awaken the giant asshole within? Are you ready to achieve true greatness in Life? Then you will benefit from the wisdom of Ronnie Champ, professional Dominator.

This book is a collection of three funny parodies, excerpted from Mr. Champ’s hilarious self-help parody, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People; his politically incorrect satire, Mismanagement Is an Art; and his humor blog, www.RonnieChamp.com.

Ronnie Champ’s inner giant is woke, and he’s stomping around like Godzilla, tearing shit up, and crushing people like bugs under his feet! If you want to wake up the giant within you, then this book can show you how! Free on Kindle.

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The Chauvinist’s Guide to Modern Romance

The Chauvinist’s Guide to Modern Romance

The Chauvinist’s Guide is a humorous look at sexual politics from a gender strategy point-of-view. The Guide offers many, many interesting insights into the subject, saying nothing of offering the best cache of images ever found in such a work.

For the young man who possibly has never read a book, this is the book for him! He may read it cover-to-cover on the day he opens it!

The Guide is enjoyed by both genders and all ages. No nudity or crudity here.

So, learn the ways of the chauvinist stud. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Fat Kid Stuck in a Flume

Fat Kid Stuck in a Flume
Alan Rose is a part-time comedian and full-time Civil Servant. He spends his days dodging work and his nights in run down comedy clubs, dreaming of the big time.

Frankie Fortune was a minor Music Hall celebrity, making a comeback on the alternative comedy scene of the 1980’s, before his untimely death.

The Merton Palace Theatre, a famous old venue has fallen into disrepair. Now a scheming property developer wants to knock it down with the help of a corrupt council official.

Two comedians. One alive. One dead. Together can they save the theatre from demolition? $0.99 on Kindle.

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Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a Bordello

Are voters really ready for the whole truth?

Are you?

Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Looking Back on Sodom

Looking Back on Sodom
Navigating the New Orleans scene just before Hurricane Katrina, a group of friends finds love, laughter, and heartbreak before their lives get swept away. Tabitha comes to New Orleans to find freedom. Her reckless ways destroy the comfortable lives of cousins Dalton and Mousey. $0.99 on Kindle.

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My Jobs and Why They All Sucked

My Jobs and Why They All Sucked
Yes, every one of them. In this book Leonard Stegmann shares the lifetime of misery that has been his employment history. Lots of laughs for you. Not so much for him. Also included: What’s Annoying Me Now, The Fifth Floor Girls, Tales of Unspeakable Woe and more. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Pack Those Bags: A Wanderlust Adventure

Pack Those Bags: A Wanderlust Adventure
Adrian Hill has an incredible plan to start his summer working abroad. Using the expertise acquired through business school, he plans to game the system and earn big money gambling the markets. But his hot head, personal vices and the crazy chance he got with the Brazilian pornstar make him lose control. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Dying To Be Famous

Dying To Be Famous
Celebrities have secrets to die for. Meet the man who knows them all.

Dying To Be Famous’ is a shocking yet hilarious journey into the dark side of celebrity that’s not for the weak of heart or easily offended. Featuring murder, scandal, violence, very strange eating habits and blackmail it will change the way you view celebrity culture forever! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: The Dumb Class: Boomer Junior High

Free: The Dumb Class: Boomer Junior High

If Grease was a rather lighthearted view of the local hoody kids in the nineteen fifties-sixties era, The Dumb Class is a dark-humored, irreverent look at those bygone days. It is funny, poignant and a page-turner from start to finish. The Dumb Class tells about the desires, fears and joys of baby boomer teenagers finding their way along as they deal with the world of parents, siblings, neighbors, teachers, businessmen, doctors, and, of course, the police.

They create their own milieu which is somewhat impervious to the society around them as they experiment, and in fact gain some expertise, with sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll years before the hit recording by Ian Dury popularized the phrase. Hoods, elites, nerds, weirdos and freaks make up the characters in this sardonic junior high school baby boomer tale set in 1960. We were just a bunch of greasers trying to have a good time and, well, sometimes, we did. An entertaining and fun read that will be much enjoyed by the boomer set and other kids, too. Free on Kindle.
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