Creatures from Below

Creatures from Below

Mother Earth had long resisted the damage being done to her by the expansion of the human population. In the past, when the numbers grew too big, she sent disease, famine, or natural disasters to contain it. However, as humans became smarter, they outwitted her devices and continued to multiply, bringing chaos and untold damage to the environment. Now, she has one last trick in her bid to defy humankind – the Creatures from Below.

As young Napoleon and his dog Nate are watching TV, they are suddenly aware of the monstrous roars of creatures that are focused on the destruction of all that has been created by humans. The huge ape-like beings eventually find their way to Napoleon’s home, and before long, he is hiding from them as they round up all the humans and separate the children from their parents.

Determined that they will not be captured, Napoleon and Nate go on the run, evading the creatures while navigating their way through a world that is being slowly choked to death by garbage, acid rain, and a rapidly decreasing ozone layer. However, are the creatures, right? Is it the fault of humans that the planet is in such a mess? Moreover, can they educate the children to make a difference before it is too late? $2.99 on Kindle.

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Daisy in the Doghouse

Daisy in the Doghouse

From the author of Managed Care, the Maxy Book Awards 2019 “Book of the Year.” Inspired by her father’s rants, the popularity of Daisy’s blog soars, resulting in an unlikely sequence of events that ultimately has a very positive impact on way that people treat each other in American society. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Body or How Hope Confronts Her Shadow and Calls the Flutter Girl to Flight

Free: Body or How Hope Confronts Her Shadow and Calls the Flutter Girl to Flight
Body is a humorous novel, but it is also a self-help guide: By learning from the three women in this story, readers can see themselves, explore their relationships with their bodies, and begin their own journeys to healthy eating and body image by following the seven principles laid out in the story. Free on Kindle.

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Politicians, Potholes and Pralines

Politicians, Potholes and Pralines
No good deed goes unpunished, as they say. In Brandy Alexander’s case, no good deed goes without finding a body and a crime to solve.

After work she joins her friend, Whit, to celebrate his Judge of the Year nomination. When she goes to return the jacket he left in the bar, she finds herself smack in the middle of a crime scene. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: All the F*cks I Cannot Give

Free: All the F*cks I Cannot Give

Kelly Carson is one of those ‘Clark Kent’ like guys who just can’t stand up for himself. His wife doesn’t love him, his boss doesn’t respect him, and his father refers to Kelly’s twin sister as the son he always wanted. With three weeks to go before Christmas, Kelly receives the shock of his life when he’s fired over the telephone while waiting to catch a flight home.

Terri Flynn, a free-spirited starlet who is running away to New York after walking off the set of her latest feature film, overhears Kelly’s unceremonious firing and becomes hell-bent on transforming him from the Clark Kent he is into the Superman the impulsive actress feels he’s destined to become. After their flight to New York is canceled, Kelly and Terri take a last-minute jaunt to Hawaii, putting in motion a series of hilarious events and misadventures that will have you belly laughing from page to page.

From the beaches of Maui to the concrete jungle of New York and the underground swinger scene of suburban Chicago, Michael Carlon’s fifth novel, All the F*cks I cannot Give, will have you wishing you were in Kelly Carson’s shoes for just one day. Free on Kindle.

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Jim & Martha: A Novel on Eco Living

Jim & Martha: A Novel on Eco Living

Lovers Jim & Martha are gripped in adventure when they decide to leave behind the comforts of London suburbia for a whole new world at a radical eco-village. With a new environment and new cohabitants, how will they each change and will their love last? A tragicomedy unravels, for nothing is quite as they imagined it would be. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Fredrick Stanley Cockroach

Fredrick Stanley Cockroach

Fredrick Stanley Cockroach lives in comfort in the apartment of Ms. Betty Marie McGee eavesdropping on her conversations to learn about the complexities of life. With his friends, he endlessly debates the great gastronomic issue – fingernail clippings or toenail clippings. Then in an instant, his world flips upside down sending Fredrick Stanley on a mission to understand the fatal flaw that threatens the existence of the people who provide him with food, shelter, and enlightenment. $1.99 on Kindle.

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Happy Hollerdays From Nightshade Trailer Park: A Supernatural Comedy Series

Happy Hollerdays From Nightshade Trailer Park: A Supernatural Comedy Series
Y’all come spend the Hollerdays with us. Word of warning. Stay away from the bucklure! There’s a badass reindeer running wild in the trailer park. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Mel and Shar’s Erptoc Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life

Mel and Shar’s Erptoc Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life
Are baby boomers panting for Elderly Erotica?

Mel and Shar, two friends of a certain age, say, “Absolutely!”

So, despite the fact that neither lady has ever watched a porn video or read anything steamier than Eighties romances, they decide Elderly Erotica is their ticket to fame and fortune.

Follow the adventures of Mel and Shar, as they kind of, sort of explore all things erotic—and prove there’s still life left in at least a few boomers! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Hedgehog Hotel

Hedgehog Hotel

A collection of true, funny stories about a family’s time as wild hedgehog carers. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Mel and Shar’s Erotic Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life

Mel and Shar’s Erotic Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life
Are baby boomers panting for Elderly Erotica?

Mel and Shar, two friends of a certain age, say, “Absolutely!”

So, despite the fact that neither lady has ever watched a porn video or read anything steamier than Eighties romances, they decide Elderly Erotica is their ticket to fame and fortune.

Follow the adventures of Mel and Shar, as they kind of, sort of explore all things erotic—and prove there’s still life left in at least a few boomers! $2.99 on Kindle.

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Captain Shoelace: Seasonal Mayhem

Captain Shoelace: Seasonal Mayhem

The first book in the Captain Shoelace trilogy, this is an introduction to the crazy world of Captain Shoelace. A hilarious tale of the first year of his life in the English village of Effam. The tale is split over four seasons. Each chapter recounts how the Captain’s life accelerates into a living nightmare; as his endeavors to impress his fellow villagers constantly fall way short of the mark. This gentle narrative is a stark warning to all that pretentiousness does not pay. $1.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Managed Care

Free: Managed Care

 

Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t occupy nearly enough of his time.

When foster kid Elroy is thrust into his life, Frank decides to turn this forced relationship to his advantage – launching a string of absurd decisions, inappropriate behaviors and unexpected glimpses of tenderness that ultimately turn a New Jersey suburb upside down. A laugh-out-loud celebration of bad choices for good causes, Managed Care is an offbeat story about three misfits on the social fringes of suburbia and their ridiculous campaign to introduce an unfiltered version of intimacy to their stale, impersonal community. Because, according to Frank, it’s probably what Jesus would have wanted. Free on Kindle.

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Faster Than a Whippoorwill’s Ass

Faster Than a Whippoorwill’s Ass
A.J. Goode looks at some of life’s funnier moments while sharing insights into small-town life, parenting, and class reunions. Her slightly twisted views on life and the world, in general, will lift your spirits and leave you smiling. $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Cover Up

The Cover Up

What could link a webcam girl, a cross-dressing police chief and an escaped ferret?

A British nation torn by Brexit staggers on. Frankie Ferret, a pre-school children’s TV celebrity escapes into sewers of London and surely is dead. The people unite in grief. Chief Inspector Crispin Bissel, is in charge. He knows just the officer to front up the search, his wild, sexy ex-girlfriend, Selena Fontesse.

As Bissel dreams of kudos from finding the animal, he also dreams of rekindling the flame of lust if not love…

An outrageous madcap comedy walk on the wild side. Buy this book and forgive yourself for laughing. It’s not incorrect if you didn’t mean to. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Reality Barks

Free: Reality Barks
A wickedly funny, tenderhearted DWC – Dog With Character, unleashes his feelings about his bizarre relationship with his new humans.
Booranyup Dog Pound is the last place a lost dog wants to end up. He knows his days are numbered. All the dogs do. Reality Barks. So this one, “Barney”, an ordinary country mutt, is amazed when two glossy Sydney Metro couples adopt him and catapult into the confusing life of a Timeshare dog. Suddenly “Barney” becomes “Elliott”, and shuttles between their two up-market homes and their Timeshare Beach House.

What happens then forever changes the Aussie bitser’s life. It’s Elliott’s “doggy confidential” story of rescue and redemption, tears, fears and laughter. He’s a clever dog with a nose for a plot. He understands everything his Metros say. Even stranger, he can read their auras too- so he always knows when Jamie, the Alpha Human of the pack, is up to no good. Then, when Jamie’s Big Plan surprises even him, Elliott has no option but to go for broke. He’s in, win, lose or draw. Dogs can dream too! Free on Kindle.

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Free: The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People

Free: The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People
The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People (satire) has transformed the lives of many inmates at the Puddville, Alabama Psychiatric Hospital, including men and women who think they are Kings, Queens, Presidents, and the reincarnation of Elvis Presley; in short, dozens of people of all ages and professions have benefited from Ronnie Champ’s wisdom, and now you can too! Free on Kindle.

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Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a Bordello
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth?

Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.

And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all.

He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become.

Are voters really ready for the whole truth?

Are you?

Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
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