Free: Boom Boom!

Boom Boom!
This is a new release by popular humorous poet Martin Pierce. Inside are over 70 short poems. Each one will have you laughing out loud with their silliness. A real treat for your funny bone.

Most of the poems are also illustrated in a way that brings them to life for both children and adults. This e-book is destined to become a firm favorite and is only free for a short period of time. Snap it up for free while you can! Free on Kindle.
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The Adventures of George (Satire)

The Adventures of George
The Adventures of George is a satirical and humorous look at recent events, international affairs, national leaders and celebrities. The characters, both named and unnamed have similarities to real people, both alive and dead and, thus, the reader will meet our hero George, The Mere Leader, the Bearded One, Mustafa bin Maden, Elvester, Didi Damin, Borrock Sobama, and more. In the story, George has adventures with all of these people, some of whom are friends and some of whom are foes.

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Joe Vampire

Joe Vampire
Joe was just an average work-a-day dude with an office job and a synthesizer, until a ridiculous misunderstanding on a horrible date turned him into a card-carrying member of the Undead Elite. But it turns out being a vampire is nothing like you see on TV, so he’s fired up a blog to tell the world the hilarious, heartbreaking, and unflinching truth. A dark, snarky comedy about keeping your sanity during the most inconceivable of circumstances. For fans of Christopher Moore and Johnathan Tropper. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: The Contrarian Diet

The Contrarian Diet
This is a humorous book that promotes a diet rich in sugar, carbs, sodium, and fat. The Contrarian Diet lets you eat ice cream, pizza, and candy. Best of all, you don’t need to exercise. The Contrarian Diet includes sample recipes. If you’ve tried other diets ad failed, try the Contrarian Diet. You have nothing to lose, but your waistline. Free on Kindle.

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Circumcised at Seventeen: A Previously Uncut Comedy

Circumcised at Seventeen: A Previously Uncut Comedy
After his uncut penis becomes an Internet sensation with food court hotties, a dorky teen struggles with his popularity while keeping his untimely circumcision a secret.

Get ready for this edgy, original—absolutely hilarious comedy for teens and adults alike. The story line and cast of characters will keep you turning page after page. You’ve never read anything like this before… $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Write Rubbish Repeat

Write Rubbish Repeat
Imagine 6 of the best authorities on self-publishing got together…

…And put together a slurry of garbage that helped nobody!

A book so appalling, that to act upon even one of the strategies inside, would be to write your self-publishing careers death warrant.

Yes, with this premium guide, you too can join the legions of stupid people who fail to sell a single copy of their sorry excuse for a book each and every month! Free on Kindle.

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Free: Reservoir Cats

Reservoir Cats
An insider spills the beans on the secret life of cats! This irreverent cat tells all in his no holds barred memoir with diary extracts, advice for cat owners and some highly individual views on life and the world. Are cats capable of feeling ‘human’ emotions? Will Squirt’s alter ego ‘The Shadow’ finally get revenge on the vet who ‘picked his pockets’? Cats and dogs: are they friends or enemies?

With tales of adventure, friendship and the highs and lows of daily life, Reservoir Cats will have you looking at your own cat in e very different light! Free on Kindle.

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The Legend of Ron Anejo

The Legend of Ron Anejo
Ron is the world’s best Caribbean boat bum. Based on the fictional tropical island of Kayakoo, he works on his wooden boat, living a glorious life on a shoestring budget, usually managing to earn enough for rum and food. With an unquenchable optimism, he confronts the world and, as long as he has his leaky old wooden boat, manages to have fun, regardless of the current disaster. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Free: The Late Great Thor McHugh

The Late Great Thor McHugh
If Thor McHugh is to be believed, Bigfoot exists.  Dr. McHugh, a professor of cryptozoological studies at the Pacific Northwest Consortium of Colleges, Institute for Anthropological Studies, and a self-styled professional Bigfoot “researcher” (“hunter implies sport,” McHugh is quick to point out) alleges to have killed the mythical creature on September 6, 2014 and now has presented the photo evidence for the first time to the media.  Previously, rough documentary footage of a film called “Thor McHugh Tracks, Befriends…And then Kills a Bigfoot” was the only evidence that McHugh could present to support his fantastic claim. Free on Kindle.

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A Familiar Problem

A Familiar Problem by Sharon Karaa
Natalia Stokes is a loner, a demon loner with some strange ideas about life and, well, death. Banished from Hell for being a trouble maker, would you believe, Natalia is condemned to walk the earth with no one to communicate with. You’d think that wouldn’t bother her but even loners get lonely.

Everything changes when a chance meeting brings her to Lauren, a witch in trouble, and she sticks around long enough to help her in the guise of her familiar. The problem is, she then realises she doesn’t want to leave. She quickly learns, however, that life doesn’t always go as planned and she is forced to make a decision that will affect her for the rest of her…let’s call it existence. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: 90 Things That Irritate The Sh** Out Of Me…Or At least Make Me Frown

Things That Irritate Me
What is this book about? Well, it’s about irritations. And sex. Race. Shopping carts. Izod shirts with skinny leather ties. Let’s not forget men, women, bad boys, stuck up girls of color, weaves, 545 Stooges in Congress, not having enough toilet paper and flat toothpaste tubes. It’s a book that you will talk about with your friends while hiding it from your priest. It is a piece of literature that will make you laugh a lot, piss you off a little, and make you think in between. Free on Kindle.

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Free: 50 Every Day Ways To Cheer You Up


This little book is filled with lots of spice to lighten your mood and make you smile :-). Whether you’re young or old, serious or light-hearted, sometimes all you need is to see your life from a fun perspective. Find some new ways to cheer up…free on Kindle.

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Off the Reservation


This uproarious comic novel explores modern presidential politics and asks whether honesty can find a place within it. When Congressman Evan Gorgoni of Indiana, fed up with Washington, retires from Congress, he does so with such stunning honesty that he is drafted to run for president. If he’s going to do it, he’s going to do it as no one has done it before. “Off the Reservation” is just $0.99 on Kindle.
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Rock’s Dogs (Mudflat Magic Series)


Ready for a supernatural comic romp with undependable magic and dogs? Rock Decko, the smash wizard in Seattle’s Mudflat neighborhood, acquires a variety of dogs who come and go with his everchanging girlfriends. When he is dodging a girlfriend or the police or a bill collector, he leaves the dog with his neighbor, Claire.

This book contains 12 stories about the characters in the Eppie Award winning series Mudflat Magic. $2.99 on Kindle.
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The Cautionary Tale of Butch Black


“The Cautionary Tale of Butch Black” is the story of Butch: a retail slave trapped in his own little world. His journal, known as the Black diary, is the vehicle in which we traverse his terrible Wonderland, as the super-evil-mega-corporation (World-Mart) tries to bring him to his knees. Now, Butch and his delusional, animal sidekick, Ratticus, must uncover the dark truth about their employer without being terminated in the process. Can they survival the zombified coworkers, the murderous crows, and the demons below? Not if World-Mart has anything to say about it. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Priceless Proverbs


Priceless Proverbs Book 2 continues where book one left off – with over one hundred additional kid quotes and illustrations. It is the result of hundreds of interviews with young children ages three to twelve, who were presented with the first half of a famous saying or proverb and then asked to finish it themselves.

Their diverse, candid, and totally uncensored answers may surprise you, but when combined with their crayon illustrations… are almost guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.

So take a few minutes, sit back, and get a quick glimpse into the amazing and intricate minds of some of the most delightful and fascinating children around. Enjoy! Free on Kindle.
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The Yoga Sutras: A Tale of Sex, Lies and Spiritual Enlightenment

the yoga sutras

Dave has problems and yoga is just the latest. His wife communicates with him via Post-it notes, his six-year-old daughter torments him and tells him he’s a loser and his yoga teacher appears to be a physical incarnation of the Hindu Goddess of Creation and Destruction. Dave’s blood thickens with cold whenever she comes close, and that’s doing his cholesterol level no good at all. As he tries to escape his earthly bondage, a new and terrifying world of gods, goddesses, angels, demons and witches opens up before him. Can Dave find wisdom, save his marriage, learn to do yoga without falling over, and discover the secret of happiness before everything goes too far? $0.99 on Kindle.

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Triple Dog Dare

triple dog dare

Celebrated children’s book author Bianca Jameson is about to discover that her lavish lifestyle is coming to an abrupt end. Her fiancé, the gorgeous Lars Lundgren, has drained her bank accounts as well as her self-esteem. All she has left is her precious pup Lo-Lou, the star of her books.  But when the kennel club which gifted Lo-Lou to her wants him back, Bianca must team up with an enemy and a former love interest in order to save her world. The chase is on and the lies are piling up. Will three adorable dogs be able to sort it all out? $0.99 on Kindle.

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