Free: Three Minutes of Eternity

Free: Three Minutes of Eternity
The Israeli Head of Press and a vocal star travel to Azerbaijan, a Muslim country near Iran, to represent their country in Eurovision. Along with romance, glamour and alcohol binging are 15 special agents to guard them from being killed at any time! Free on Kindle.

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Escape From Samsara

Escape From Samsara
Barry’s been patient, but after twenty-seven years of trimming hedges for people he hates, he’s had enough. All he wants to do is to find his missing father and to discover his inner ninja. But life’s not done with throwing him curveballs.

A fatal mistake catapults Barry into the adventure of a lifetime. With talking hedges, samurai ghosts, meddling psychotherapists, and an inexplicably non-linear time pattern conspiring against him, Barry must do battle to save his hide, unleash the ninja within, and rescue his father from an ancient army, a dark sorcerer and a raging inferno. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Classroom Chronicles

Free: Classroom Chronicles

Parents, have you ever wondered what really goes on when we drop our kids off at school and they walk through those double doors? Well, in Classroom Chronicles, nine-year-old author and public school attendee, Amirah Johnson, has the scoop! Parents will be blown away by the crazy stories and questionable situations these elementary children take part in. Are you ready? Free on Kindle.

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Free: Flushed: A Funny Short Story

Free: Flushed: A Funny Short Story

In this hilarious short read, the President faces his biggest challenge yet: A clogged toilet. What’s the man to do? Leave the bathroom and say nothing on the matter? Or, take matters into his own hands? Free on Kindle.

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Moran Cartoons Vol.1 Sleeping Dogs

Moran Cartoons Vol.1 Sleeping Dogs

 

This hilarious compilation of quirky, offbeat funny cartoons cleverly twists small observations into some gloriously humorous scenarios. This comic book is a collection of beautifully drawn funny cartoon moments compiled into one exceedingly good read; one which will make you pause to think, as well as laugh. It’s a book you will not regret owning. $2.99 on Kindle.

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The Perils of Gainful Employment

The Perils of Gainful Employment

‘The Perils of Gainful Employment’ is a book of humor. It takes the reader through a romp of situations and incidents that are hilarious. Covering my time at high school, all the jobs I had and the madcap events while on holidays. But these events did not come from imagination, no, rather they are all factual, with no embellishments needed. The book includes great illustrations as well. $8.99 on Kindle.
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My Uncle Jack’s Off

My Uncle Jack’s Off

“My Uncle Jack’s Off” is the perfect holiday gift! Make sure to get this hilarious and twisted double-entendre tale as told by the great Bo Nehr. They’ll love the side-splitting story, hidden pictures, and one man’s epic climax to fun! $0.99 on Kindle.
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God is Cool, Another Twist in the Winding Path to Enlightenment

God is Cool, Another Twist in the Winding Path to Enlightenment

This book will make you smile, laugh and lighten-up your day.

God is Cool will makes me laugh every time you open it and proves that spiritual insight and great humor are inseparable.” – Adyashanti

“This is a great book! God is Cool and that is good for Global Warming!” – Swami Beyondanama. $2.99 on Kindle.

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At Least The Pink Elephants Are Laughing At Us

At Least The Pink Elephants Are Laughing At Us

At Least the Pink Elephants are Laughing at Us is life-affirming contemporary fiction at its very best. The story combines intrigue with a relentless dose of dark and often outrageous humour. It takes you on a journey of demotivating motivational speeches, dingy back-alley pubs and disastrously funny comedy gigs. You will laugh out loud; but will anyone else apart from you and those pesky pink elephants…? $2.62 on Kindle.

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Free: Never Get Old

Free: Never Get Old

Treachery. Deceit. Lies. Greed. Sloth. Revenge. These vile warts of the human condition reveal themselves with extreme illiberality during one single day in the life of one single dog.

Alvin is a tiny, geriatric dachshund who woke up in a rusty cage at the dog pound. The only crime Alvin is guilty of is being old. Life is not fair. Alone and at the mercy of others, Alvin innocently touches the lives of those he meets in ways they never would have expected or imagined…or wanted.

Good intentions create spectacular disasters in this comedy about an innocent dog and his unique journey home. Free on Kindle.

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The Haunting of Hattie Hastings Part One

The Haunting of Hattie Hastings Part One
Hattie is heartbroken when a tragic accident robs her of the love of her life. But husband Gary has no intention of taking death lying down …
Left reeling by his return, she struggles to convince anyone that Gary has returned from the dead. Not even best friend Cat – now free from the cruel and controlling Stewart – will believe her.
Why has Gary come back? And what will Cat do when her slimy ex-husband puts in a shock appearance? $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Haunting of Hattie Hastings Part One

The Haunting of Hattie Hastings Part One
Hattie is heartbroken when a tragic accident robs her of the love of her life. But husband Gary has no intention of taking death lying down …
Left reeling by his return, she struggles to convince anyone that Gary has returned from the dead. Not even best friend Cat – now free from the cruel and controlling Stewart – will believe her.
Why has Gary come back? And what will Cat do when her slimy ex-husband puts in a shock appearance? $0.99 on Kindle.

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NASA’s 1st Mission to Mars – For What?!!!

NASA’s 1st Mission to Mars – For What?!!!

Penniless, sleeping in a cardboard box in a tent city on the South Side of Chicago, this formerly undistinguished man, Stanley Marczek, becomes the first man to walk on Mars. Why would NASA select a civilian, non-career astronaut for the mission? Obviously, living in a confined space for nineteen months for the journey to Mars, is one consideration. Another, his screening test results prove to be exceptional, better than all other candidates. He accepts NASA’s offer, seeing it as an opportunity to remake his life, earn a cool three million bucks, and return to Earth a hero. The story also relates the emotional journey of all of Stanley’s loyal friends: Gnidek, a Viet Nam veteran, his dog Chichi, his girlfriend Hannah, and all his pals at tent city. He completes the mission. But upon his return to earth, Stanley harshly criticizes NASA for spending billions of taxpayer dollars on a mission to a totally uninhabitable, dead planet. $0.99 on Kindle.
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The Misadventures of John Dot: Thailand

The Misadventures of John Dot: Thailand
A middle-aged homebody. An exotic retreat. This trot around the globe won’t be pretty…

John Dot sticks out like a sore thumb in Thailand. The 47-year-old doggedly British curmudgeon is only there because he’s too much of a pushover to disappoint his counsellor. And with his girlfriend on a trip of her own to Barbados, he’s never felt lonelier…

While the bustling streets of Bangkok and the sex tourism in Phuket screams adventure, the only thing he hears is anxiety. Surrounded by strangers and attractions he wants nothing to do with, John dreams of home and a girlfriend surrounded by men with bigger equipment…

But when John finally finds the courage to step out his hotel door, he’ll either change his life forever… or double-down on his cantankerous ways…

The Travel Diaries of John Dot: Thailand is the second humorous installment in the Mid Life Backpacker series of comedic travelogues. If you like witty journeys of self-discovery, self-deprecating British humor, and travel writing with a twist, then you’ll love Kevin Kelly’s dry Thai comedy.

Buy the book today to see if John Dot survives another unforgettable adventure! $0.99 on Kindle.

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A NIGHT ON THE TILES

A NIGHT ON THE TILES

A humorous story of one cats struggle to successfully train his human. Detailing the ups and downs of living with a human, Seamus the cat provides an entertaining and funny look at the life of a not so average cat. Fears, Winter and Territory control are just some of the numerous topics covered by this cheeky and troublesome puss. Loved by all (mostly), he takes us on a journey of discovery and adventure, with witty takes on the human race thrown in for good measure. Will he ever be able to fully “train” his human? Free on Kindle Unlimited or $4.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings! Kibbles of Wisdom from a Wise and Witty Feline

Free: Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings! Kibbles of Wisdom from a Wise and Witty Feline
Mr. Cheddar serves up his own unique and flavorful blend of feline tummy-tickling humor and puuuurfound kibbles of wisdom throughout the pages of:

Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings! Kibbles of Wisdom from a Wise and Witty Feline

Color photographs of the ruggedly handsome Mr. Cheddar are featured throughout this book, purrrfectly complimenting his wise and witty words.

Catty Topics of Note Include:

-advice for the lovelorn (applicable for felines and humans)

-dealing with difficult neighbors (only humans, of course)

-kibble quality control (never, NEVER let it slide)

-disciplining humans (they can be taught, with time and patience)

-litter box humor (snort…)

-napping etiquette (there is a right way to do everything)

-grooming 101 aka “gilding the furry”

-aging disgracefully and loving it (heh, if you’ve still got it…)

and munch, munch more…

Mr. Cheddar is currently furrrrriously pawing more litterary masterpieces, with minor assistance from his Meowmie: Geraldine.

He scoffs at the need for any type of human help, but with such big, manly paws, typing can be a challenge at times, for the otherwise incredibly gifted Mr. C.

And for Mr.Cheddar: furrrrbulous, feline words of wisdom and witticisms happily flow like a never-ending bag of premium kibble! Free on Kindle.

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Free: My Uncle Jack’s Off

Free: My Uncle Jack’s Off

Hot dogs, pimps, elephants and crime. These things have absolutely nothing to do with this epic twisted tale, but you have to admit they’re pretty attention grabbing, right?!? Bored of reading the same old hum-drum books about superheroes, lawn furniture and how to grow the best cheese log? My Uncle Jack’s Off is a one-of-a-kind tale with a ham-fisted, adult-focused tone that will have you laughing out loud with every turn of the page until your belly aches. The best part? You’ll know your stomach hurts from laughter and not tapeworms! This book gives you all the raucous fun you can handle without being committed for excessive laughter. Perfect for late-night bedtime stories, bar mitzvahs, propping up a coffee table leg, surprise parties for the elderly, as a replacement for a toaster manual, or even light bathroom reading, it’s time you saw Uncle Jack’s Off for yourself. Pick up a copy of My Uncle Jack’s Off today! You’ll love the side-splitting story, hidden pictures, and one man’s epic climax to fun. Free on Kindle.

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Free: A Danger to God Himself

Free: A Danger to God Himself
A Mormon missionary goes insane on his mission and all hell breaks loose. Miraculous occurrences. Various sexual congress. The God of the Universe striking people dead. Mormon missionary Kenny Feller has realized that God isn’t about to give him an ounce of the miracle power he needs to succeed on his mission—as promised. Then his junior companion shows up—the wisecracking Jared Baserman—and immediately starts hearing heavenly voices and seeing fantastic visions. For Kenny, it is immediately clear that God has sent Jared to propel him into Mormon Manhood. Soon enough, interests both virtuous and malevolent cozy up to Kenny and Jared, eager to make use of Jared’s gifting. As Jared’s messages grow more bizarre, Kenny begins to wonder: Is Jared really touched by God? And, if so—does God know what the !#%$@! He is doing? A Danger to God Himself is a hilarious takedown of religious certainty, a life-affirming tale set in 1970s Washington state—equal parts spiritual road map and coming-of-age tale and dark comedy. Free on Kindle.

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Operation Underpants

Operation Underpants

87 year old ex-spy’s Max and Olivia live in a nursing home forgotten and waiting to die. After finding a secret message they are called back into action and must escape from the home and return to the UK – the fate of London and much of the world hangs in the balance. $1.99 on Kindle.

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Graduation

Graduation

Bobby Jefferson is an immature seventeen year old who talks big and finds that doing the work is not as easy as it is saying you will. Through the help of women and discipline, Bob fills his cup of water tremendously faster than the average man could ever hope to in his lifetime. $19.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Mid Life Backpacker

Free: Mid Life Backpacker

This is the first book, a short novel in the Mid Life Backpacker comedy series. It combines dark humor and pathos, brilliantly. It follows the misadventures of John Dot, a mid life, depressive man as he tries to navigate life, relationships and travel. The book will make you laugh out loud and will also touch you too. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Hey Doorman

Free: Hey Doorman

Take a trip, not only into LA night life—a city that draws people from all across the globe—but into the mind of the funniest/smartest bouncer you’ll ever meet, as he observes you from sobriety to total inebriation, and everything in between. John P. Kildemm is sarcastic, funny, wry, well-read, and rarely violent. Free on Kindle.

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Didn’t Get Frazzled

Didn’t Get Frazzled

A fictional story about life and love in medical school, Didn’t Get Frazzled takes the reader on a four year adventure into the bowels of Bellevue Hospital and the equally strange world of the mid ‘90s New York City singles scene. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings!

Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings!

Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings! Kibbles of Wisdom from a Wise and Witty Feline will bring many smiles and chuckles to your day, especially for those who love and share their lives with special feline friends. Catty Topics of Note include: Advice for the lovelorn (applicable for felines and humans), dealing with difficult neighbors (only humans, of course), kibble quality control, disciplining humans (they can be taught, with time and patience), litter box humor, napping etiquette (there is a right way to do everything), grooming 101 aka “gilding the furry” and munch, munch more! This is Mr. Cheddar’s >^^< first (but definitely not last) feline eBook classic! Download a copy today to enjoy Mr. Cheddar at his best! Furrbulous feline fun, unique catty wisdom and lots of belly laughs await!! $0.99 on Kindle.

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History Retweets Itself: ROCK & ROLL EDITION

History Retweets Itself: ROCK & ROLL EDITION

Ever wonder what Elvis would tweet? Or what exactly is in a Grateful Dead cocktail? Does ZZ Top use their beards for good or evil? Does Ozzy Osbourne have bat breath? And what ever happened to Maroon 4? Discover things you never knew about your favorite rock stars in this fun look at Rock & Roll. In this second edition in his History Retweets Itself series, comedy writer Bill Rodgers offers up interesting facts about some of Rock & Roll’s greatest stars viewed through the lens of social media. Take this fun trip through Rock & Roll and enjoy the laughs along the way! #RockOnWithYourBadSelf $1.99 on Kindle.

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