Max McMillan, a renowned and worshiped author, takes the reader on a journey through his playboy, luxurious, and millions-of-Instagram-follower life. Annoyed by his stardom, and seemingly out for self-destruction, Max’s story is one of constant disaster. However, when he discovers that his best friend, Jack, a poor and unpublished writer, is losing his wife to cancer, he decides to risk it all to help them in this hilarious and satirical romantic comedy. Free on Kindle.
Tongue-in-cheek satire that will have you laughing out loud!
When Capitol Hill maintenance worker Thomas Wilson overhears different groups of legislators scheming about saving the country through various plots, he believes it’s incumbent on him to notify The President, who has recently hired him part-time to collect press clippings. Will The President listen to Wilson’s warnings or will the legislators bungle their way through their plan to rescue the country?
Start What To Do About POTASS and find out! $0.99 on Kindle.
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle
Avast, mateys!
Follow the adventures of the esteemed Water Elemental known as Captain Lefty, commander of the mighty pirate ship, the Fallen Angel, as he and his quirky yet charming crew fight to save the world from the menace of Orion, an irate giant from beyond the stars, hell-bent on getting violent revenge for the tragedies of his past. Enter this magical world today and set sail! $0.99 on Kindle.
Life and love on the verge of a nervous breakdown: a bitterly funny, darkly satirical tale of modern-day anxieties and hidden sexual tensions, set across the “fashionable” edges of contemporary London. Free on Kindle.
Our tale is about Li’l Johny, as he wades through the literal and political swamp of south Alabama’s peculiar politics of everybody, wandering from the wetlands to the beach, traversing the Backcountry Trail, bordered by the jurisdiction of the Orange Beach Government.
This collection of humorous incidents, short stories and essays provides a platform for addressing political points that local government has not, or is not willing to tackle like rebating the 4-mil property tax.
The plan is to make people aware that vast wealth is hidden in the vaults at City Hall ($40 Million in cash reserves), but the residents (population: 5,600) are seeing no revenue sharing in their pockets. This situation is not a dark humor short story, but the sad reality of unbridled ambition.
The key issue is local government’s sense of solutionism, meaning one vision is the best solution for everyone moving forward, possibly exporting the mayor’s brand of leadership to all the beaches of the world as an example of pro-growth tourism.
Some people will argue the Orange Beach government has a vision. I refer you to this quote, “…load up and come to a council meeting so that u can get the facts, the real truth and stop being educated into further ignorance by following this site [Facebook],” posted by Orange Beach Mayor Tony Kennon on Facebook.
We are blessed in our country to have a voice, and with this voice I ask for a government that works, respecting other ideas without being called down in the Council Chambers. I argue for a chance to free Council Members from the yoke of always voting unanimously with the Mayor.
Perhaps Council Districting is the answer, forcing Council Members to live in the neighborhoods they represent, voting for their constituents’ best interests instead of serving the city at-large. Perhaps we could ask Council Members to voluntarily share their personal and business tax returns, disclosing what development projects they, or their family members hold a financial interest in.
This is why we are here, creating a sense of financial transparency, and rebating a small portion of the city’s wealth back to the residents. $0.99 on Kindle.
A collection of notable short stories by an author with the “ability to crawl inside the psyches of her characters.” San Francisco Review of Books.
Curious Men: He-time Tales is the companion volume to Me-Time Tales: tea breaks for mature women and curious men. The curious men now have their say. $0.99 on Kindle
Famous Union College is a slow-moving train wreck, a place where what is what is not.
Two hapless heroes.
An exhibitionist secretary.
Bumbling administrators.
A paranoid football coach.
Conniving coeds.
A sex-obsessed football player.
Who knows what will happen next…$0.99 on Kindle.
In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you:
– How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together
– How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal genie and sex slave, so that you can get all the lucky breaks and all the freaky hoes
– How to walk into any brothel in the world and get a girlfriend with only $117 in counterfeit money
– And much, much more! $0.99 on Kindle.
The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People has transformed the lives of many inmates at the Puddville, Alabama Psychiatric Hospital, including men and women who think they are Kings, Queens, Presidents, and the reincarnation of Elvis Presley. In short, dozens of people of all ages and professions have benefited from Ronnie Champ’s wisdom, and now you can too! This book contains an excerpt from Ronnie Champ’s classic self-help parody, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People, as well as an exclusive Q & A with author and professional DOMINATOR Ronnie Champ.
Free on Kindle. (Free from April 2nd through April 4th)
Marty Mann and Nellie Dixon are back for another irreverent, liberal, twisty, time-travel comedy! This time they have Jesus Christ, the actual guy, on their side. What would happen if a gun-hating brown-skinned Jesus time traveled to 2020 America? $0.99 on Kindle.
Are you ready to awaken the giant asshole within? Are you ready to achieve true greatness in Life? Then you will benefit from the wisdom of Ronnie Champ, professional Dominator.
This book is a collection of three funny parodies, excerpted from Mr. Champ’s hilarious self-help parody, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People; his politically incorrect satire, Mismanagement Is an Art; and his humor blog, www.RonnieChamp.com.
Ronnie Champ’s inner giant is woke, and he’s stomping around like Godzilla, tearing shit up, and crushing people like bugs under his feet! If you want to wake up the giant within you, then this book can show you how! Free on Kindle.
In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you:
“A spellbinding mix of drama, sci-fi, and humor, delivered in a style that is inimitable, and featuring awesome characters on a rollicking ride to Mars and back.” Penniless, flat broke, sleeping in a cardboard box in a tent city on the South Side of Chicago, this formerly undistinguished man, Stanley Marczek, becomes the first man to walk on Mars. How is it possible? The capacity to survive in a confined space, for months, on the journey to Mars is one clue. He accepts NASA’s offer, seeing it as an opportunity to remake his life, earn a cool three million bucks, and return to Earth a hero. But when the mission is complete, he publicly questions the wisdom of all manned missions to Mars, to the embarrassment of NASA. On this adventure, you’ll experience the challenge and all the excitement of a real Mars landing and visit by Man. Free on Kindle.
Everyone’s favorite bumbling detective, Barnabas Tew, is back! He’s as confused as ever but is ready to save the world once more…this time from Ragnarok. It seems that someone has set in motion a string of events that will trigger the ending of the world as we know it, unless Barnabas can discover the culprit and foil the plan before it’s too late. Can he make his way through the Nine Worlds of Viking mythology and outwit the dastardly mastermind behind the plan, or is Ragnarok inevitable? $2.99 on Kindle.
Zombies, hackers and U.S. Senators—what could be scarier?
A modern sci-fi political satire where cable news & social media is used to infect the brains of the American public! Hacker Eddy Pending has discovered the virus, but is forced to run from the deadly Men in Rose Coloured Glasses.
“the tension-ridden tale progresses…until its stellar ending”—Kirkus Reviews. Free on Kindle.
“That Guy” is a life changing read. My 3rd cousin from Jersey didn’t read it, and he is still doing heroin. Another guy I went to high school with didn’t read it either, and I just heard that his wife left him. My nan and pap didn’t read it either. Now they are both dead. This book will change your life. Just ask the guy who lives down the street from me who just got another D.U.I. He didn’t read this book either.
There have been many great memoirs written by people who struggle with depression, anxiety, addiction, mental illness, Autism, divorce, crappy childhoods, parenting, divorce, hiking mountains, traveling, surviving crashes, being molested, attempting suicide, cancer, and even having lots of cats. I think there is even a memoir written by a guy who was born with no arms or legs, and for the life of me I still can’t figure out how he wrote it.
“That Guy” is just like all those books, only better. It is so powerful that some critics are calling it the next Bible. This is the first ever memoir written about the day to day struggle with being a real as*hole. It was written to inspire the millions and millions of other as*holes in the world who are going through the same things I did. I struggled with being called an as*hole for as long as he could remember, and I didn’t find true happiness until I accepted the person who was staring back at me in the mirror. Then I went out and found people even fatter and uglier than that person and made fun of them until I felt better about myself. Now I probably don’t even need to take my antidepressants anymore, or read that Tony Robbins self-help book my mom bought me for Christmas last year. This is my remarkable true story. $0.99 on Kindle.
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