There is something amiss in the forgotten suburb of Langford. Matthew Sullivan senses it, but he can’t be certain if it’s his paranoia acting up or if people really are out to get him. He hasn’t slept since before the twins were born, and his sanity is hanging on by a thread. If he doesn’t figure out Langford’s secret soon, his entire family could be in serious danger. A danger that is a lot closer to home than he thinks… $0.99 on Kindle
The Unlounging
Time theory iconoclast? Yes. Mentor? Absolutely. Obese, lazy, and beer-guzzling? At first, yes. But not every rebel is born. Some need a little something to get them going. For Selraybob, it was an epiphany and the old adios from his wife. But he got off his lounger, and his path is as unexpected as it is entertaining. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: The Corridor
A laugh-out-loud comedy set in Oxford University which follows the student lives of the next generation of Prime Ministers and world leaders. The Corridor is a documentary-style comedy that follows a group of Oxford students through their conversations, tweets, emails, video diaries and text messages. Unsurprisingly, the students are more interested in their bizarre clubs, secret dining societies and political schemes than attending lectures or writing essays. Free on Kindle.
Free: The Corridor (Volume 2)
The long-awaited sequel to The Corridor – a laugh-out-loud comedy set in Oxford University which follows the student lives of the next generation of Prime Ministers and world leaders.
The Corridor is a documentary-style comedy that follows a group of Oxford students through their conversations, tweets, emails, video diaries, and text messages. Unsurprisingly, the students are more interested in their bizarre clubs, secret dining societies, and political schemes than attending lectures or writing essays. Free on Kindle.
Free: Premium Mixed Nuts
A detective, a priest, and a murder in New Orleans.
Dad’s mountain camp gets a lot more interesting when a neighbor blows himself up.
She got her train ticket and left her home town in the dust. What could possibly go wrong?
A high school concert takes an unexpected turn when an arrow flies during the William Tell Overture.
A dead man rides into camp and kicks the coffee pot into the fire.
The party was fun and the girl he met was pretty. Then he woke up in a crop circle. When he goes to bed at night, he never knows where he’ll wake up. All these and two more tall tales prove conclusively that James has an excellent grasp of the absurd and you can come along for the ride. Free on Kindle.
Jim & Martha: A Novel on Eco Living
Lovers Jim & Martha are gripped in adventure when they decide to leave behind the comforts of London suburbia for a whole new world at a radical eco-village. With a new environment and new cohabitants, how will they each change and will their love last? A tragicomedy unravels, for nothing is quite as they imagined it would be. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: CAPTAIN SHOELACE Seasonal Mayhem
The first book in the Captain Shoelace trilogy, this is an introduction to the crazy world of Captain Shoelace. A hilarious tale of the first year of his life in the English village of Effam. Split over four seasons, his life accelerates into a living nightmare as he endeavours to impress the villagers. This warning to all that pretentiousness does not pay, features colourful characters, wordplay and moderate sexual innuendo.
“Would you like a vol-au-vent?
No thank you Mrs Johnson, I’m saving myself until I get married.” Free on Kindle
Fredrick Stanley Cockroach
Fredrick Stanley Cockroach lives in comfort in the apartment of Ms. Betty Marie McGee eavesdropping on her conversations to learn about the complexities of life. With his friends, he endlessly debates the great gastronomic issue – fingernail clippings or toenail clippings. Then in an instant, his world flips upside down sending Fredrick Stanley on a mission to understand the fatal flaw that threatens the existence of the people who provide him with food, shelter, and enlightenment. $1.99 on Kindle.
The Thousand Pound Christmas
Happy Hollerdays From Nightshade Trailer Park: A Supernatural Comedy Series
Mel and Shar’s Erptoc Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life
Are baby boomers panting for Elderly Erotica?
Mel and Shar, two friends of a certain age, say, “Absolutely!”
So, despite the fact that neither lady has ever watched a porn video or read anything steamier than Eighties romances, they decide Elderly Erotica is their ticket to fame and fortune.
Follow the adventures of Mel and Shar, as they kind of, sort of explore all things erotic—and prove there’s still life left in at least a few boomers! $0.99 on Kindle.
Hedgehog Hotel
Mel and Shar’s Erotic Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life
Are baby boomers panting for Elderly Erotica?
Mel and Shar, two friends of a certain age, say, “Absolutely!”
So, despite the fact that neither lady has ever watched a porn video or read anything steamier than Eighties romances, they decide Elderly Erotica is their ticket to fame and fortune.
Follow the adventures of Mel and Shar, as they kind of, sort of explore all things erotic—and prove there’s still life left in at least a few boomers! $2.99 on Kindle.
Captain Shoelace: Seasonal Mayhem
The first book in the Captain Shoelace trilogy, this is an introduction to the crazy world of Captain Shoelace. A hilarious tale of the first year of his life in the English village of Effam. The tale is split over four seasons. Each chapter recounts how the Captain’s life accelerates into a living nightmare; as his endeavors to impress his fellow villagers constantly fall way short of the mark. This gentle narrative is a stark warning to all that pretentiousness does not pay. $1.99 on Kindle.
Free: Managed Care
Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t occupy nearly enough of his time.
When foster kid Elroy is thrust into his life, Frank decides to turn this forced relationship to his advantage – launching a string of absurd decisions, inappropriate behaviors and unexpected glimpses of tenderness that ultimately turn a New Jersey suburb upside down. A laugh-out-loud celebration of bad choices for good causes, Managed Care is an offbeat story about three misfits on the social fringes of suburbia and their ridiculous campaign to introduce an unfiltered version of intimacy to their stale, impersonal community. Because, according to Frank, it’s probably what Jesus would have wanted. Free on Kindle.
Faster Than a Whippoorwill’s Ass
The Cover Up
What could link a webcam girl, a cross-dressing police chief and an escaped ferret?
A British nation torn by Brexit staggers on. Frankie Ferret, a pre-school children’s TV celebrity escapes into sewers of London and surely is dead. The people unite in grief. Chief Inspector Crispin Bissel, is in charge. He knows just the officer to front up the search, his wild, sexy ex-girlfriend, Selena Fontesse.
As Bissel dreams of kudos from finding the animal, he also dreams of rekindling the flame of lust if not love…
An outrageous madcap comedy walk on the wild side. Buy this book and forgive yourself for laughing. It’s not incorrect if you didn’t mean to. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Reality Barks
A wickedly funny, tenderhearted DWC – Dog With Character, unleashes his feelings about his bizarre relationship with his new humans.
Booranyup Dog Pound is the last place a lost dog wants to end up. He knows his days are numbered. All the dogs do. Reality Barks. So this one, “Barney”, an ordinary country mutt, is amazed when two glossy Sydney Metro couples adopt him and catapult into the confusing life of a Timeshare dog. Suddenly “Barney” becomes “Elliott”, and shuttles between their two up-market homes and their Timeshare Beach House.
What happens then forever changes the Aussie bitser’s life. It’s Elliott’s “doggy confidential” story of rescue and redemption, tears, fears and laughter. He’s a clever dog with a nose for a plot. He understands everything his Metros say. Even stranger, he can read their auras too- so he always knows when Jamie, the Alpha Human of the pack, is up to no good. Then, when Jamie’s Big Plan surprises even him, Elliott has no option but to go for broke. He’s in, win, lose or draw. Dogs can dream too! Free on Kindle.
Free: The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People
The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People (satire) has transformed the lives of many inmates at the Puddville, Alabama Psychiatric Hospital, including men and women who think they are Kings, Queens, Presidents, and the reincarnation of Elvis Presley; in short, dozens of people of all ages and professions have benefited from Ronnie Champ’s wisdom, and now you can too! Free on Kindle.
Pianist in a Bordello
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth?
Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.
And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all.
He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become.
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
The Bucket Shop
Ben Thompson shows up for his job as a rookie sales rep with a brand new college degree, extra-large student loan debt and nothing at all to prepare him for life at the Americana Software and Hardware call center. Ben learns quickly how to deal with an intimidating bank of phones in a leaky wreck of a building, a psychotic boss, a sales team of misfits ranging from Alcoholic to Zany, and a drop-dead gorgeous co-worker who scares him to death.
The Bucket Shop takes the reader on a good-natured romp through a rough and tumble world of fast talk and shady dealings as Michael Angelus’s memorable characters stumble and bungle their way through a wild variety of page-turning adventures. $0.99 on Kindle.
Misadventures in Real Estate
Do you like stories about strippers, bears, alligators, wartime romance, or aliens?
Are you interested in learning how to become physically fitter, mentally healthier, strengthening your marriage, or maybe just an all-around better human being?
From beginning to end, this book will keep you entertained and laughing. The outlandish stories also teach valuable life lessons that are concise and surprisingly insightful. You might just discover a thing or two about human nature and the comical aspects of almost any situation. $2.99 on Kindle.
Free: Divine Space Gods III: Rangda’s Shenanigans
When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity’s future is at stake.
The Divine Plan faces a hiccup. Instead of giving birth to the Chosen One, the rebel Keila unleashes the evil Space Demon Rangda and her army of man-eating Xenos upon humankind.
Eventually, Keila’s daughter Sabina must face Rangda. But Sabina hasn’t trained and isn’t interested in fighting Rangda. Only a miracle can save us! Free on Kindle.
Episodes From Office Life
In a Britain which has recently seceded from something bigger and fuzzier, Mike Allen is a team leader in a State body which does indescribable things with unsuspecting other things.
In a series of farcical, and occasionally risqué, comic adventures, the team find themselves challenged by a hex-casting Roma woman, Russian spies, a trade union hit man, devious senior management, and a host of other undesirables.
Through the provocations, the trials, and the sheer naughtiness of it all, Mike and his companions emerge as inadvertent champions of the put-upon office worker. $3.33 on Kindle.
Boner the Barbarian Online XIII: Level Doofus
READY, PLAYER ONE?
The best RPG game of the millennium is here! BONER THE BARBARIAN ONLINE XIII! Now with tens of thousands of quantum servers, a simplified interface, and nanite hardware. A vastly enhanced living, realistic digital world! FULL IMMERSION!
Wait! There’s more! Version XIII offers you the best of the combined MIBAN and Chap-U gaming worlds! Play traditional or your own brand of RPG! Enter lands where cultivation and qi styles of play are available! Learn the language, enjoy the different cultures, and then – hack, slash, burn, hex, blast, or freeze your enemies to your heart’s content! Hear the lamentations of their women before they bring out their biiigggg knives! Crush their puny kingdoms under your sandaled feet! If you can find them or understand the language!
Meet deities, demons, champions, and people who want to kill you! There are no NPC’s in this game! Each character you meet is unique and will act as a thinking and living being! $0.99 on Kindle.