The Yoga Sutras

the-yoga-sutrasDave hates yoga, but his wife Marlene sends him to classes to sort out his ‘issues.’ It’s not surprising he has ‘issues’ when Marlene communicates with him via Post-it notes, his six-year-old daughter tells him he’s a loser and his yoga teacher appears to be a physical incarnation of the Hindu Goddess of Creation and Destruction.

Dave seeks knowledge in a book, and not just any book. The two-thousand year old Yoga Sutras is the Bible of yoga, but the more Dave reads, the less he understands. But if Dave doesn’t like the version of reality he’s been given, can he choose a different one?

And in so doing, might he accidentally discover the secret of happiness?

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Don’t sh*t in my toilet

Don't sh*t in my toilet

I just soiled myself. Ha! Got your attention (I think). Get ready for a hilarious adventure with original adult humor that spans the comedy spectrum (sketch, satire, bodily, surreal, observational). It’s funny, interactive, and pokes fun at humanity. Don’t let the title fool you! It’s not just about poop, but there are definitely poop jokes. $1.99 on Kindle.
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