Uncommon Relations

Uncommon Relations

“Be careful what you wish for!”

When Terry encounters his double, shadowy wife Gudrun avoids hearing the amazing news. What is she hiding, and why? Soon both have some awkward secrets. Terry’s search traps him into increasingly bizarre situations. Bizarre can be funny, sad, alarming or thought-provoking and this novel offers all, as well as a large caste of complex characters and a gripping mystery.

Will Terry ever discover what he really needs to know? Is Gudrun a heroine, a victim or a packet of trouble? $2.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Managed Care

Free: Managed Care

 

Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t occupy nearly enough of his time.

When foster kid Elroy is thrust into his life, Frank decides to turn this forced relationship to his advantage – launching a string of absurd decisions, inappropriate behaviors and unexpected glimpses of tenderness that ultimately turn a New Jersey suburb upside down. A laugh-out-loud celebration of bad choices for good causes, Managed Care is an offbeat story about three misfits on the social fringes of suburbia and their ridiculous campaign to introduce an unfiltered version of intimacy to their stale, impersonal community. Because, according to Frank, it’s probably what Jesus would have wanted. Free on Kindle.

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Misadventures in Real Estate

Misadventures in Real Estate

Do you like stories about strippers, bears, alligators, wartime romance, or aliens?

Are you interested in learning how to become physically fitter, mentally healthier, strengthening your marriage, or maybe just an all-around better human being?

From beginning to end, this book will keep you entertained and laughing. The outlandish stories also teach valuable life lessons that are concise and surprisingly insightful. You might just discover a thing or two about human nature and the comical aspects of almost any situation. $2.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Divine Space Gods III: Rangda’s Shenanigans

Free: Divine Space Gods III: Rangda’s Shenanigans
When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity’s future is at stake.

The Divine Plan faces a hiccup. Instead of giving birth to the Chosen One, the rebel Keila unleashes the evil Space Demon Rangda and her army of man-eating Xenos upon humankind.

Eventually, Keila’s daughter Sabina must face Rangda. But Sabina hasn’t trained and isn’t interested in fighting Rangda. Only a miracle can save us! Free on Kindle.

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Episodes From Office Life

Episodes From Office Life

In a Britain which has recently seceded from something bigger and fuzzier, Mike Allen is a team leader in a State body which does indescribable things with unsuspecting other things.

In a series of farcical, and occasionally risqué, comic adventures, the team find themselves challenged by a hex-casting Roma woman, Russian spies, a trade union hit man, devious senior management, and a host of other undesirables.

Through the provocations, the trials, and the sheer naughtiness of it all, Mike and his companions emerge as inadvertent champions of the put-upon office worker. $3.33 on Kindle.

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Free: The Pizza Prophet

Free: The Pizza Prophet
Following a near-death experience, an aging pizza delivery expert presumes he’s a prophet and a local prostitute his unsuspecting oracle. The Pizza Prophet is hilarity with all the toppings: mobsters, romance and plenty of tips (from above). Free on Kindle.

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Bucket to Greece

Bucket to Greece
A comical moving abroad adventure. Needing a pseudonym to avoid embarrassing his wife after deciding to pen a book about moving from England to Greece, the author dusted off his original name of V.D. Bucket, the name he was stuck with after being abandoned in a bucket as a baby. $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Famous Union

The Famous Union

Famous Union College is a slow-moving train wreck, a place where what is what is not.

Two hapless heroes.

An exhibitionist secretary.

Bumbling administrators.

A paranoid football coach.

Conniving coeds.

A sex-obsessed football player.

Who knows what will happen next…$0.99 on Kindle.

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