The Bucket Shop

The Bucket Shop

Ben Thompson shows up for his job as a rookie sales rep with a brand new college degree, extra-large student loan debt and nothing at all to prepare him for life at the Americana Software and Hardware call center. Ben learns quickly how to deal with an intimidating bank of phones in a leaky wreck of a building, a psychotic boss, a sales team of misfits ranging from Alcoholic to Zany, and a drop-dead gorgeous co-worker who scares him to death.

The Bucket Shop takes the reader on a good-natured romp through a rough and tumble world of fast talk and shady dealings as Michael Angelus’s memorable characters stumble and bungle their way through a wild variety of page-turning adventures. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Dark Knights: The Dark Humor of Police Officers

Dark Knights: The Dark Humor of Police Officers

There is nothing quite like the police officer sense of humor.

Police Officers are the modern-day embodiment of medieval knights, going to work each day with a noble cause to protect and serve society. The profession requires cops to see people at their worst. They see death, tragedy, crime, and despair on a daily basis. The very nature of the tasks cops perform, and the things cops see skews their sense of humor. Sometimes, a sense of humor is the only defense mechanism in a police officer’s toolbox. Stripped of the ability to laugh, or forced to be politically correct in a politically incorrect work environment can be hazardous to one’s health. Coping becomes an essential component of a police officer’s arsenal. One of the primary coping mechanisms utilized by cops is humor. A cop can find something funny about almost anything, regardless of how tragic the circumstances. Dark humor involves making light of a serious, disturbing or taboo subject matter. It is sometimes viewed as morbid, cruel, offensive, and graphic in nature and is yet, still found funny. This is the story of the author’s twenty-year police career with the New York City Transit Police and NYPD as he worked with some of New York City’s darkest knights – those cops who did and said the funniest things under the most difficult circumstances. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Running With Wolves: A Woman’s Memoir of Sex, Scandal and Seduction

Free: Running With Wolves: A Woman’s Memoir of Sex, Scandal and Seduction
Playboy, celebs, the Hollywood Casting Couch to Silicon Valley and online adult sites, the hilarious scandalous real truth behind the scenes of the adult business. Free on Kindle.
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Free: The School Bully Is My Brother

Free: The School Bully Is My Brother

A 13-year old boy joins forces with the school bully in order to stop their parents from getting married. A hilarious yet touching anti-bullying book for kids, featuring a diverse cast. Free on Kindle.

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The Famous Union

The Famous Union

Famous Union College is a slow-moving train wreck, a place where what is what is not.

Two hapless heroes.

An exhibitionist secretary.

Bumbling administrators.

A paranoid football coach.

Conniving coeds.

A sex-obsessed football player.

Who knows what will happen next…$0.99 on Kindle.

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The Bucket Shop

The Bucket Shop
Fresh out of college and desperate for work, Ben Thompson takes a job as an account rep in a wild and nutty call center. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Free: The Colourful World Of Diedre And Albert

Free: The Colourful World Of Diedre And Albert
Follow the colourful adventures of Diedre and Albert , a retired couple who live almost very happily in a miniscule food blender on the edge of some far off psychotic universe. They like to pass the time cooking, watching TV, keeping the house tidy, employing casual violence and eating people.

This book is a more complete, loud and rambunctious version of “The Obscure World of Diedre And Albert ” bursting with more gag’s, more intense wall paper, more sketches ( I know the other book doesn’t have any, but I’m in full flow so don’t stop me ) more moreness of that stuff you need more of….AND….all of this is in gloriously lurid full colour. Free on Kindle.

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In the Image of Man

In the Image of Man
There is an ancient godling adrift in the Universe and he is desperate for believers. This tiny god, who comes to be known as Bob, is small, powerless and unseen. But modern life takes its toll, even on a higher deity…and soon, there is a challenge that he may not be able to meet…

Written in a tongue-in-cheek style and beautifully written throughout. This book will make you smile. $0.99 on Kindle.

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