Oh the times! Oh the customs!

Oh the times! Oh the customs!
Surreal, cynical and satirical look at the absurdity of our own established set of societal norms and the modern world itself. $0.99 on Kindle.

 

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Free: The Meth Chronicles

Free: The Meth Chronicles
THIS BOOK IS PART ONE OF A FOUR-PART SERIES.

Sutherland Smith moves to Las Vegas to escape the ennui of life in a small town. Once there, he discovers that the rumors that his cousin, (with whom he moves in), is on drugs are true. He decides to see what that ism is about. He gives meth a sniff to see if it can help cure his boredom. It works pretty well, especially when mixed with the ambience of Las Vegas. So he asks his cousin where she gets her meth, and she introduces him to Baron Rudolfo de la Palma, a man whose name is a lot more glamorous than he is. In fact, Baron Rudolfo de la Palma might be said to be the antithesis of glamorous, the last man you’d think of when you think of Las Vegas.

But he had that hoover. (That’s the pet name Sutherland gives to his meth.) And that’s all that matters.

As much as Sutherland enjoys being high in Vegas, cruising around with nothing much to do, he recognizes that he is not a man of independent means, and that he must face the unfortunate reality that he better find a job soon or else he will be headed right back to the small town from which he came.

He would hate to do that, because he sees so many fine women in Las Vegas with whom he’d like to share the hoove D. (His new discovery. Based on hoove.) But he won’t get the chance if he doesn’t find a way to stick around.

Yep. He’d have to get a job all right.

THIS BOOK IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES DUE TO EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND CONTENT. Free on Kindle.

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The Sweetness Run (A Comedy Novel)

The Sweetness Run (A Comedy Novel)
A bold, laugh out loud comedy about a group of friends that have no business being together.

Fair warning: this is not a PG 13 comedy.

Colorful characters and over the top humor come together for a comedy that’s a combination of Family Guy, Deadpool and Curb Your Enthusiasm all rolled into one. $0.99 on Kindle.

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And Also My Mother: Notes of Matrimonial Humor

And Also My Mother: Notes of Matrimonial Humor

A bilingual book of jokes about relationships and family dynamics: the perfect gift for couples celebrating an anniversary! Its three chapters contain jokes about the marriage pair, the comic character Pepito (well-known in the Latino world), and the antics of a mother-in-law. The Epitaph which serves as the conclusion of the book says it all: Love might be blind, but neighbors aren’t! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: MAD Librarian

Free: MAD Librarian
2017 FOREWORD REVIEWS INDIE GOLD WINNER FOR BEST HUMOR NOVEL!

A Southern librarian fights back when the city cuts off funding for her library in this funny, angry book from multi-award-winning author Michael Guillebeau.

Reviewers said:
“One of the most enjoyable books I have read this year…
“…quirky characters and lots of laughs.”
“A madcap adventure of a book where librarians have all the answers.”
“A wonderfully entertaining book! Every library should have this book on the shelf.”
“…jumps off the shelf and begs to be read…I would give it 7 or 8 on a 5* scale.”
“This book will make you angry while making you laugh out loud.”

Half of all income goes to the Awesome Foundation for Library Innovation. Free on Kindle.

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JAKES

JAKES

Jakes closed a big case and meet Evita and Harold while drinking. He wanted a good time. They both had other things in mind. Evita wants her husband gone. Harold wants his wife to be faithful. The only Jakes wants is some rest and peace. Find out what happens in this dark comedy film noir inspired detective story involving murder, adultery, lots of liquor, and the quest to sleep off a hangover. $2.99 on Kindle.

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King of the Vultures

King of the Vultures

A young man from a small village in Cameroon takes America by storm. Winston Churchill Mbongo has spent years dreaming of playing basketball for Coach Tex Brawner and the Hickston College Vultures. When the opportunity finally arrives, he doesn’t disappoint. A player who stands 7’8″ and handles the ball like a point guard is, of course, a phenomenon of the first order. This hilariously funny and good-natured novel is ultimately a tribute to the healing power of goodness. $3.99 on Kindle.

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199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!

199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!
Do you want the jokes that your family desperately wants to hide from you?

The quick one-liners which will earn you the respect of dads everywhere?

Every day millions of dads encounter situations which they wish they just had that quick come back line or joke but missed the moment.

We all know that frustrated feeling and how long it sticks with us.

Are you one of them?

You see, most dads make that small mistake when they really don’t have to.

These jokes and one-liners come easier than you think.

And using them to timely perfection is just a few lines away.

In 199 Terrible Good Dad Jokes you’ll discover:

The quick one-liners which are as easy as slicing through butter.
The deadly groan-inducing jokes which will have your kids moaning “daaad”!!
The worst offensive jokes which will shock even the most heartless people.
Hilarious jokes and puns even your kids will laugh at.
How to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment
And much, much more! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Moran Cartoons Vol.1 Sleeping Dogs

Moran Cartoons Vol.1 Sleeping Dogs

This hilarious compilation of quirky, offbeat funny cartoons cleverly twists small observations into some gloriously humorous scenarios. This comic book is a collection of beautifully drawn funny cartoon moments compiled into one exceedingly good read; one which will make you pause to think, as well as laugh. It’s a book you will not regret owning. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: 199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!

Free: 199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!
Do you want the jokes that your family desperately wants to hide from you?
The quick one-liners which will earn you the respect of dads everywhere?

Every day millions of dads encounter situations which they wish they just had that quick come back line or joke but missed the moment.
We all know that frustrated feeling and how long it sticks with us.
Are you one of them?
You see, most dads make that small mistake when they really don’t have to.
Those jokes and one-liners come easier than you think.
And using them to timely perfection is just a few lines away.

In 199 Terrible Good Dad Jokes you’ll discover:
• The quick one-liners which are as easy to use as slicing through butter.
• The deadly groan-inducing jokes which will have your kids moaning “daaad”!!
• The worst offensive jokes which will shock even the most heartless people.
• Hilarious jokes and puns even your kids will laugh at.
• How to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment

And much, much more! Free on Kindle.

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The Teleporter

The Teleporter
Just when you thought there were enough super hero stories in this world, we made another one…
Kurt Wiseman is your average mid-twenties slouch with a serial thirst for alcohol, that is until destiny calls upon him to stumble where no man has clumsily stumbled before. He accidentally acquires a super power like no other. The ability to teleport!

Not all heroes in this world are the same and with great power comes the possibility to go viral!

Kurt Wiseman is the Teleporter! $2.75 on Kindle.

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Free: Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies

Free: Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies

Chapter 1. A California girl named Barb met her prince of a guy. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love and got married.

Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle in England and they lived happily ever after. THE END**

**Luckily, 35+ years of living happened between Chapters 1 and 2, giving Barb plenty of material for this collection (in no particular chronological order) from her newspaper columns, articles, blog posts, and that time she killed Mom.

And that’s before Chapter 3 even starts. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Fiona the Buzzword Basset Hound Goes to Corporate America – 50 Shades of Boring

Free: Fiona the Buzzword Basset Hound Goes to Corporate America – 50 Shades of Boring
Fiona is a fun-loving Basset Hound who was sniffing around the backyard one day when she accidentally fell down a gopher hole. Suddenly, she found herself trapped in a very bizarre and strange place called “Corporate America.”

Let’s wish Fiona luck as she explores this new world by navigating through a maze of buzzwords, corporate jargon and unrealistic expectations. As seen through the eyes of a dog, this short book is filled with funny pictures and phrases illustrating the absurdity of working in a corporation. It is sure to make employees everywhere laugh out loud.

The majority of the proceeds will be donated to Tri-State Basset Hound Rescue, an all-volunteer, non-profit corporation dedicated to finding forever homes for homeless Basset Hounds. Free on Kindle.


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Sometimes I’m So Smart I Almost Feel Like a Real Person

Sometimes I’m So Smart I Almost Feel Like a Real Person
Severe introvert by day, hapless dating guru by night, Harold starts a Youtube channel to workshop strategies for seducing Emma. But when Leopold mis-applies all of Harold’s advice, he suddenly finds himself hugely successful with the ladies, Emma included. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Boner the Barbarian Online XIII: A LitRPG Satire

Boner the Barbarian Online XIII: A LitRPG Satire
Mark Chu was the number one fan of the BONER the Barbarian ONLINE game. The best RPG game of the millennium. Or of the year 2057 anyway.

But something nasty happened along the way to playing Version XIII. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Escape from Samsara

Escape from Samsara
A fatal mistake catapults Barry Harris into the adventure of a lifetime. With talking hedges, samurai ghosts, meddling psychotherapists, and an inexplicably non-linear time pattern conspiring against him, Barry must do battle to save his hide, unleash the ninja within, and rescue his father from an ancient army, a dark sorcerer and a raging inferno. $0.99 on Kindle.

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An Actual Conversation Between God and Satan

An Actual Conversation Between God and Satan
Have you ever read a book about God and Satan actually having a conversation? Wouldn’t you like to know how they communicate? Do they debate, argue, fuss, or even fight? Do they say they love or hate each other? What do they say about us humans and how do they both empower, complain, punish or react to the sins we commit on earth? How does God reward us when we obey his word? Does the devil reward his demon followers? Who punishes us, is it God or the devil? Why does God allow evil in our lives? I will answer these questions and much more. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Three Minutes of Eternity

Free: Three Minutes of Eternity
The Israeli Head of Press and a vocal star travel to Azerbaijan, a Muslim country near Iran, to represent their country in Eurovision. Along with romance, glamour and alcohol binging are 15 special agents to guard them from being killed at any time! Free on Kindle.

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