Religion and fantasy sports collide in this over-the-top, crude satire that focuses on Danny’s alcohol-fueled obsession with the Game, an annual contest hosted by the Game Masters. Danny will do anything to be Chosen (with a capital C), but there’s the rub: even if he is Chosen, he won’t know it until the Game is over. He also doesn’t have any way of knowing what the rules to the Game are. But that’s just life, ya know? Or is it the Game? All bets are off in this thinly veiled mockery of everything you hold dear. $3.99 on Kindle.
The Game: It’s All Fantasy. Really.
Oh the times! Oh the customs!
Free: The Meth Chronicles
THIS BOOK IS PART ONE OF A FOUR-PART SERIES.
Sutherland Smith moves to Las Vegas to escape the ennui of life in a small town. Once there, he discovers that the rumors that his cousin, (with whom he moves in), is on drugs are true. He decides to see what that ism is about. He gives meth a sniff to see if it can help cure his boredom. It works pretty well, especially when mixed with the ambience of Las Vegas. So he asks his cousin where she gets her meth, and she introduces him to Baron Rudolfo de la Palma, a man whose name is a lot more glamorous than he is. In fact, Baron Rudolfo de la Palma might be said to be the antithesis of glamorous, the last man you’d think of when you think of Las Vegas.
But he had that hoover. (That’s the pet name Sutherland gives to his meth.) And that’s all that matters.
As much as Sutherland enjoys being high in Vegas, cruising around with nothing much to do, he recognizes that he is not a man of independent means, and that he must face the unfortunate reality that he better find a job soon or else he will be headed right back to the small town from which he came.
He would hate to do that, because he sees so many fine women in Las Vegas with whom he’d like to share the hoove D. (His new discovery. Based on hoove.) But he won’t get the chance if he doesn’t find a way to stick around.
Yep. He’d have to get a job all right.
THIS BOOK IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES DUE TO EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND CONTENT. Free on Kindle.
The Sweetness Run (A Comedy Novel)
A bold, laugh out loud comedy about a group of friends that have no business being together.
Fair warning: this is not a PG 13 comedy.
Colorful characters and over the top humor come together for a comedy that’s a combination of Family Guy, Deadpool and Curb Your Enthusiasm all rolled into one. $0.99 on Kindle.
And Also My Mother: Notes of Matrimonial Humor
A bilingual book of jokes about relationships and family dynamics: the perfect gift for couples celebrating an anniversary! Its three chapters contain jokes about the marriage pair, the comic character Pepito (well-known in the Latino world), and the antics of a mother-in-law. The Epitaph which serves as the conclusion of the book says it all: Love might be blind, but neighbors aren’t! $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: MAD Librarian
2017 FOREWORD REVIEWS INDIE GOLD WINNER FOR BEST HUMOR NOVEL!
A Southern librarian fights back when the city cuts off funding for her library in this funny, angry book from multi-award-winning author Michael Guillebeau.
Reviewers said:
“One of the most enjoyable books I have read this year…
“…quirky characters and lots of laughs.”
“A madcap adventure of a book where librarians have all the answers.”
“A wonderfully entertaining book! Every library should have this book on the shelf.”
“…jumps off the shelf and begs to be read…I would give it 7 or 8 on a 5* scale.”
“This book will make you angry while making you laugh out loud.”
Half of all income goes to the Awesome Foundation for Library Innovation. Free on Kindle.
JAKES
Jakes closed a big case and meet Evita and Harold while drinking. He wanted a good time. They both had other things in mind. Evita wants her husband gone. Harold wants his wife to be faithful. The only Jakes wants is some rest and peace. Find out what happens in this dark comedy film noir inspired detective story involving murder, adultery, lots of liquor, and the quest to sleep off a hangover. $2.99 on Kindle.
King of the Vultures
A young man from a small village in Cameroon takes America by storm. Winston Churchill Mbongo has spent years dreaming of playing basketball for Coach Tex Brawner and the Hickston College Vultures. When the opportunity finally arrives, he doesn’t disappoint. A player who stands 7’8″ and handles the ball like a point guard is, of course, a phenomenon of the first order. This hilariously funny and good-natured novel is ultimately a tribute to the healing power of goodness. $3.99 on Kindle.
199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!
Do you want the jokes that your family desperately wants to hide from you?
The quick one-liners which will earn you the respect of dads everywhere?
Every day millions of dads encounter situations which they wish they just had that quick come back line or joke but missed the moment.
We all know that frustrated feeling and how long it sticks with us.
Are you one of them?
You see, most dads make that small mistake when they really don’t have to.
These jokes and one-liners come easier than you think.
And using them to timely perfection is just a few lines away.
In 199 Terrible Good Dad Jokes you’ll discover:
The quick one-liners which are as easy as slicing through butter.
The deadly groan-inducing jokes which will have your kids moaning “daaad”!!
The worst offensive jokes which will shock even the most heartless people.
Hilarious jokes and puns even your kids will laugh at.
How to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment
And much, much more! $0.99 on Kindle.
Moran Cartoons Vol.1 Sleeping Dogs
This hilarious compilation of quirky, offbeat funny cartoons cleverly twists small observations into some gloriously humorous scenarios. This comic book is a collection of beautifully drawn funny cartoon moments compiled into one exceedingly good read; one which will make you pause to think, as well as laugh. It’s a book you will not regret owning. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: 199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!
Do you want the jokes that your family desperately wants to hide from you?
The quick one-liners which will earn you the respect of dads everywhere?
Every day millions of dads encounter situations which they wish they just had that quick come back line or joke but missed the moment.
We all know that frustrated feeling and how long it sticks with us.
Are you one of them?
You see, most dads make that small mistake when they really don’t have to.
Those jokes and one-liners come easier than you think.
And using them to timely perfection is just a few lines away.
In 199 Terrible Good Dad Jokes you’ll discover:
• The quick one-liners which are as easy to use as slicing through butter.
• The deadly groan-inducing jokes which will have your kids moaning “daaad”!!
• The worst offensive jokes which will shock even the most heartless people.
• Hilarious jokes and puns even your kids will laugh at.
• How to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment
And much, much more! Free on Kindle.
The Teleporter
Just when you thought there were enough super hero stories in this world, we made another one…
Kurt Wiseman is your average mid-twenties slouch with a serial thirst for alcohol, that is until destiny calls upon him to stumble where no man has clumsily stumbled before. He accidentally acquires a super power like no other. The ability to teleport!
Not all heroes in this world are the same and with great power comes the possibility to go viral!
Kurt Wiseman is the Teleporter! $2.75 on Kindle.
Free: Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies
Chapter 1. A California girl named Barb met her prince of a guy. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love and got married.
Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle in England and they lived happily ever after. THE END**
**Luckily, 35+ years of living happened between Chapters 1 and 2, giving Barb plenty of material for this collection (in no particular chronological order) from her newspaper columns, articles, blog posts, and that time she killed Mom.
Free: Fiona the Buzzword Basset Hound Goes to Corporate America – 50 Shades of Boring
Fiona is a fun-loving Basset Hound who was sniffing around the backyard one day when she accidentally fell down a gopher hole. Suddenly, she found herself trapped in a very bizarre and strange place called “Corporate America.”
Let’s wish Fiona luck as she explores this new world by navigating through a maze of buzzwords, corporate jargon and unrealistic expectations. As seen through the eyes of a dog, this short book is filled with funny pictures and phrases illustrating the absurdity of working in a corporation. It is sure to make employees everywhere laugh out loud.
The majority of the proceeds will be donated to Tri-State Basset Hound Rescue, an all-volunteer, non-profit corporation dedicated to finding forever homes for homeless Basset Hounds. Free on Kindle.
Sometimes I’m So Smart I Almost Feel Like a Real Person
Boner the Barbarian Online XIII: A LitRPG Satire
Escape from Samsara
A fatal mistake catapults Barry Harris into the adventure of a lifetime. With talking hedges, samurai ghosts, meddling psychotherapists, and an inexplicably non-linear time pattern conspiring against him, Barry must do battle to save his hide, unleash the ninja within, and rescue his father from an ancient army, a dark sorcerer and a raging inferno. $0.99 on Kindle.
An Actual Conversation Between God and Satan
Have you ever read a book about God and Satan actually having a conversation? Wouldn’t you like to know how they communicate? Do they debate, argue, fuss, or even fight? Do they say they love or hate each other? What do they say about us humans and how do they both empower, complain, punish or react to the sins we commit on earth? How does God reward us when we obey his word? Does the devil reward his demon followers? Who punishes us, is it God or the devil? Why does God allow evil in our lives? I will answer these questions and much more. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Three Minutes of Eternity
Escape From Samsara
Barry’s been patient, but after twenty-seven years of trimming hedges for people he hates, he’s had enough. All he wants to do is to find his missing father and to discover his inner ninja. But life’s not done with throwing him curveballs.
A fatal mistake catapults Barry into the adventure of a lifetime. With talking hedges, samurai ghosts, meddling psychotherapists, and an inexplicably non-linear time pattern conspiring against him, Barry must do battle to save his hide, unleash the ninja within, and rescue his father from an ancient army, a dark sorcerer and a raging inferno. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Classroom Chronicles
Parents, have you ever wondered what really goes on when we drop our kids off at school and they walk through those double doors? Well, in Classroom Chronicles, nine-year-old author and public school attendee, Amirah Johnson, has the scoop! Parents will be blown away by the crazy stories and questionable situations these elementary children take part in. Are you ready? Free on Kindle.
Free: Flushed: A Funny Short Story
Moran Cartoons Vol.1 Sleeping Dogs
This hilarious compilation of quirky, offbeat funny cartoons cleverly twists small observations into some gloriously humorous scenarios. This comic book is a collection of beautifully drawn funny cartoon moments compiled into one exceedingly good read; one which will make you pause to think, as well as laugh. It’s a book you will not regret owning. $2.99 on Kindle.
The Perils of Gainful Employment
‘The Perils of Gainful Employment’ is a book of humor. It takes the reader through a romp of situations and incidents that are hilarious. Covering my time at high school, all the jobs I had and the madcap events while on holidays. But these events did not come from imagination, no, rather they are all factual, with no embellishments needed. The book includes great illustrations as well. $8.99 on Kindle.























































