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Pete McNutt needs customers for his new business. Spring has arrived and it’s prime time Privy Season. After much consideration, he refines his sales pitch and heads to the monthly meeting of the Women’s Library Association. A humorous short story. Free on Kindle and iBooks.

Six months have passed since a faded, black ledger mysteriously appeared on FBI Agent Jake Radley’s doorstep. Puzzling over the document’s sinister entries, Jake pieces together a story of mass murder near the Texas-Mexico border two decades before. If Jake’s theory is correct, the names listed on the ledger’s final page are the victims of a previously unknown serial killer. Leads are scarce until a gruesome new crime scene, deep in the Mexican desert, shows a chilling connection to the border deaths of long ago.

This humorous short read revolves around Amy who is desperately trying to find a job. She comes across an advert for “The Monster Dating Agency” and decides to apply. Amy discovers that she will be working alongside a young female ogre named Mimi who behaves like many other young females of her age. Her life is based around boys, makeup, dating, and clothes. Together their mission is to bring love and romance into the lives of the odd and strange creatures that enter their door. Free on Kindle.

Before Liz Lemon, before “Weekend Update,” before “Sarah Palin,” Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV.

She has seen both these dreams come true.At last, Tina Fey’s story can be told. From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live; from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a mother eating things off the floor; from her one-sided college romance to her nearly fatal honeymoon — from the beginning of this paragraph to this final sentence.Tina Fey reveals all, and proves what we’ve all suspected: you’re no one until someone calls you bossy. $3.99 on Kindle (2/14 only)

Being a vampire’s housekeeper doesn’t have to suck!

Deidre finds herself out of a job, out of luck, and out of time. The rent is past due, and the list of her employable skills is smaller than her checking account balance. Deidre has one shot at staying out of a fast food restaurant uniform.

A mysterious gentleman with certain “peculiarities” is seeking a housekeeper.

Deidre squeezes into her only nice pair of slacks, tames her wild orange hair, and starts off for the job interview that will either change her life….or end it.

The Vampire’s Housekeeper Chronicles includes five fast-paced and humorous short stories and a novella that follow Deidre as she struggles to keep on the right side of her boss’s fangs, clean a haunted mansion, and catch the eye of a certain hunky wereferret. $0.99 on Kindle.

A literary agent is on tour with his clients while searching for editors. A visit to an animal shelter near Las Vegas results in a chance meeting with a candidate that is about to announce his campaign for the White House in the 2016 election. The candidate convinces the literary agent and clients to sign-on to his campaign. Neither the literary agent nor the candidate have any experience related to performing their new roles in a political campaign. The genre for the novella is humor. Free on Kindle.

This is a new release by popular humorous poet Martin Pierce. Inside are over 70 short poems. Each one will have you laughing out loud with their silliness. A real treat for your funny bone.

Most of the poems are also illustrated in a way that brings them to life for both children and adults. This e-book is destined to become a firm favorite and is only free for a short period of time. Snap it up for free while you can! Free on Kindle.

Joe was just an average work-a-day dude with an office job and a synthesizer, until a ridiculous misunderstanding on a horrible date turned him into a card-carrying member of the Undead Elite. But it turns out being a vampire is nothing like you see on TV, so he’s fired up a blog to tell the world the hilarious, heartbreaking, and unflinching truth. A dark, snarky comedy about keeping your sanity during the most inconceivable of circumstances. For fans of Christopher Moore and Johnathan Tropper. $0.99 on Kindle.

This is a humorous book that promotes a diet rich in sugar, carbs, sodium, and fat. The Contrarian Diet lets you eat ice cream, pizza, and candy. Best of all, you don’t need to exercise. The Contrarian Diet includes sample recipes. If you’ve tried other diets ad failed, try the Contrarian Diet. You have nothing to lose, but your waistline. Free on Kindle.

After his uncut penis becomes an Internet sensation with food court hotties, a dorky teen struggles with his popularity while keeping his untimely circumcision a secret.

Get ready for this edgy, original—absolutely hilarious comedy for teens and adults alike. The story line and cast of characters will keep you turning page after page. You’ve never read anything like this before… $0.99 on Kindle.

Imagine 6 of the best authorities on self-publishing got together…

…And put together a slurry of garbage that helped nobody!

A book so appalling, that to act upon even one of the strategies inside, would be to write your self-publishing careers death warrant.

Yes, with this premium guide, you too can join the legions of stupid people who fail to sell a single copy of their sorry excuse for a book each and every month! Free on Kindle.

An insider spills the beans on the secret life of cats! This irreverent cat tells all in his no holds barred memoir with diary extracts, advice for cat owners and some highly individual views on life and the world. Are cats capable of feeling ‘human’ emotions? Will Squirt’s alter ego ‘The Shadow’ finally get revenge on the vet who ‘picked his pockets’? Cats and dogs: are they friends or enemies?

With tales of adventure, friendship and the highs and lows of daily life, Reservoir Cats will have you looking at your own cat in e very different light! Free on Kindle.

If Thor McHugh is to be believed, Bigfoot exists.  Dr. McHugh, a professor of cryptozoological studies at the Pacific Northwest Consortium of Colleges, Institute for Anthropological Studies, and a self-styled professional Bigfoot “researcher” (“hunter implies sport,” McHugh is quick to point out) alleges to have killed the mythical creature on September 6, 2014 and now has presented the photo evidence for the first time to the media.  Previously, rough documentary footage of a film called “Thor McHugh Tracks, Befriends…And then Kills a Bigfoot” was the only evidence that McHugh could present to support his fantastic claim. Free on Kindle.