Relatively Normal

Relatively Normal

 

 

Catriona Masterton’s fiancé, Ethan, is Normal.

He plans trips six months in advance and arrives at the airport a minimum of three hours early. He purchases life insurance, luggage insurance, and always opts for the extended warranty. He’s responsible, reliable, and would make any woman a wonderful life partner.

In other words, he’s the exact opposite of the Masterton clan.

Cat’s mother has a kitchen gadget fetish, a father whose best friends are taxidermied field mice, and a super stoner man-child brother who lives–where else?–in the basement. Then there’s Nan, her proud Scottish grandmother with a proclivity for profanity and mischief.

What on earth will Catriona’s Normal fiancé think when he comes home with her to meet her parents? What will he think when he discovers his soon-to-be in-laws invited Cat’s ex to join them for a holiday dinner?

Find out in a laugh-out-loud journey of self-discovery, familial pandemonium, and love. A must-read for fans of a true romantic comedy! $0.99 on Kindle.
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Miss Behave

Miss Behave

She’s great at giving advice, too bad she never takes it…

Piper Anderson wants to be a serious journalist at a serious paper covering serious news. Instead, she’s stuck at the Pendleton Falls Herald, where her massive investigative skills are wasted penning the paper’s advice column, Miss Behave.

Her shot at a meaty story comes when she’s assigned to write up a profile of a local business, Brookes Jewelers. She is determined to write the piece so she can use the article to impress a real paper.

Unfortunately, Hunter Brookes, co-owner of Brookes Jewelers and the Pendleton Falls Herald, is rather persistent, in his own hot little way, that the piece should be nothing more than a glorified sales pitch.

But when diamonds disappear, Piper may get the chance to do a real investigation, leading her to confront family secrets and worst of all, turn to her mother for help.

Piper soon realizes that there is more to Mr. Brookes than a tight ass and a ridiculous fascination with name tags. Together they deal with roasted pigs, crazy cat ladies, and gun-toting fashionistas.

In all the chaos, they just might find the one thing that neither one was looking for: true love. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Time of My Life

Free: Time of My Life
Janey’s never felt this way before, but passengers are off-limits. It’s only one little dance…what could go wrong? Fans of Dirty Dancing will love this gender-flipped version set on a cruise ship. Free on Kindle.

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A Not So Immaculate Conception

A Not So Immaculate Conception

Lacey Winters had a perfectly plotted life.

Then, she had the most toe-curling dream ever—only it wasn’t a dream. And the blurred image of the charming, hot guy she once considered a figment of her imagination, just became the poster boy of her worst nightmare when she finds herself pregnant with no clue who the mystery man is.

The reason for her foggy memory? A case of transient amnesia brought on by…well…only the most mind-blowing…she’d rather not say.

Nonetheless, her boss is not having it. Terrified of unemployment and with her ten-year plan up in smoke, Lacey does what any woman with more brains than curves would do. She announces her co-worker Zak Cooper is her fake husband, then begs him to play along—just until the private investigator can give her answers.

A set of unforeseen circumstances.

Fake kisses turned all too real.

And now she’s torn between a man she’s falling for and an unreliable list of potential fathers. With the delivery soon approaching, she must decide if life is better lived or planned. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Dead Men Don’t Chew Gum

Dead Men Don’t Chew Gum

Rika isn’t in Bolo five minutes before she’s run off the road, trips over a dead body, and is arrested. And she’s not sure about Nick Owen, the lawyer forced to help her, even when he’s shirtless, in a cowboy hat, holding an extra-long hose. (Okay, maybe then.) Can Nick and Rika solve this case before the murderer gets rid of her for good? $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: The Thirty Something Snap

Free: The Thirty Something Snap
The Thirty Something Snap is a romantic comedy about 39 year old Howard Perkins. Howard is a divorced public relations agent working in New York City and living on Long Island. His reluctance and resistance to indulge in frivolous, but life enhancing, temptations is due to his conviction that people in their thirties, especially men, engage in uncharacteristic and often embarrassing behaviors. Despite Howard’s convictions he, nevertheless, finds himself participating in the things he considers evidence of what he has called “the thirty something snap.” The big revelation for Howard is that the behaviors he is resisting will actually enrich his life and even reward him with the one thing he craves the most: love. Free on Kindle.

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Killer Cruise: A Humorous Cruise Ship Cozy Mystery (Cruise Ship Cozy Mysteries Book 1)

Killer Cruise: A Humorous Cruise Ship Cozy Mystery (Cruise Ship Cozy Mysteries Book 1)
All Adrienne wanted was a fun new job on a cruise ship—instead, she’s dealt three big surprises.

Surprise number one, wonderful: Her best friend Samantha has joined the cruise!

Surprise number two, also quite good: the First Officer is rather handsome.

Surprise number three, definitely not good: Samantha is suspected of murdering a VIP cruise passenger.

Throw in a few more surprises—an over-the-top boss, a potentially homicidal chef, and a blast from Adrienne’s past—and this cruise might end up being Adrienne’s last. Join Adrienne, her new friend Cece, and First Officer Hot Stuff—er, First Officer Ethan Lee—as they try to uncover the truth before it’s too late. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Novak: A Standalone Romantic Comedy Novel

Novak: A Standalone Romantic Comedy Novel
Belly laugh your way to shredded abs with Novak, a standalone romantic comedy novel about a Slovenian shepherd searching for love in California, inspired by modern classics like Borat and There’s Something about Mary. Like love, Novak knows no bounds. $0.99 on Kindle

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My Crazy (Sick) Love (Romantic Comedy)

My Crazy (Sick) Love (Romantic Comedy)

Amanda Loeb is a single, intelligent New York City attorney coming up on the eve of her thirtieth birthday. With a stable job, circle of supportive friends, and close relationships with her mother and sister one detail sets Amanda apart from others – she is a hypochondriac. Her medicine cabinet is home to a stock of medications sourced from an actively managed A-Z list of the best doctors in New York City. When Amanda meets Brian Marshall, a handsome and charismatic restaurant owner, her heart beats in undiagnosable somersaults. As their relationship develops Amanda learns the intricacies and complications love brings may be the cure-all ‘pill’ she needs to free herself from the affliction – for the rest of her life. $4.99 on Kindle

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Free: Almost: A Romantic Comedy by Sally Mason

Free: Almost: A Romantic Comedy by Sally Mason
A new romantic comedy from the No1 Bestselling author of Rent a Husband and Mr. Love.

For advertising copywriter Holly Carmichael life has been a series of near misses. When a major career disappointment catapults her from snowbound Jersey City to a yoga retreat in balmy Thailand, will she find happiness in the arms of cute cartoonist Johnny Highnote, or will this be yet another “almost”? Free on Kindle.

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All’s Fair in Love and Karma

All’s Fair in Love and Karma
Ashley is set up with Shad, a hot male model, only to realize their one common interest is his good looks. However, a series of fluke accidents lead Ashley to her real destiny – the attending ER physician. Does he feel the same? Is there real chemistry between them? And how many ER visits can Shad survive? If only her “psychic” friend really knew. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Nursing the Doctor

Free: Nursing the Doctor
A Medical Romantic Comedy About A Doctor Who Becomes A Patient.

Doctor Greg Brulotte is one of the best ER doctors, although he has a well earned reputation for bullying and terrorizing the nursing staff.

Suddenly he’s a patient in Intensive Care, and he’s become even more of a tyrant.

Nurse Lily Sullivan is one of the few who ever stood up to Greg and his tantrums, and now the gorgeous doc is one of her patients.

She’s well aware of his reputation as a womanizer, and she decided long ago not to fall for him. Besides, her life is much too complicated for romance–and she and Doc Brulotte share a deadly secret that could end both their careers and their lives.

And now he’s seriously injured. All the nursing staff agree he’s the worst patient any of them have ever had to deal with. Lily is the only one who can help Greg recover. Can she do it without losing her heart? Free on Kindle.


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Always a Bridesmaid

Nicole Edwards has walked down the aisle as a bridesmaid thirteen times! Thirteen times! To change her luck, she decides to give up waiting for Jake – the man who doesn’t seem to even know she’s alive – sell her business in New York City, buy a food truck in Los Angeles, and seek out a new happily ever after. Find out what happens in the sweet romance “Always a Bridesmaid” just $0.99 on Kindle.

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