Part rip-roaring adventure, part scathing historical satire, and entirely hilarious, We Must Save Jepson! is the tale of clueless-yet-determined librarian H. R. Huxtable and his band of misfits as they battle to rescue a beleaguered British outpost in Victorian-era central Africa. $0.99 on Kindle.
We Must Save Jepson! (A Novella)
December 28, 2020 By
Mutt to Megastar Series Boxset
December 22, 2020 By
A rescue dog tells his witty story about his new oddball life as a Celebrity Time Share dog. Humorous, insightful and unexpectedly candid, this dog’s purpose is to entertain you. From bestselling author Kit James, recognised for his humorous canine dialogue, comes a fun compilation of the first three books in the Mutt to Megastar Series. If you love W. Bruce Cameron and Spencer Quinn’s dog characters, then Elliott C. Cool is the dog for you. “A dog’s version of life, death and stardom”, Amazon Review. “Cheers and 5 stars … humorous canine dialogue. I loved it!!!”
$0.99 on Kindle.
2020, An Obese Turtle: 101 COVID Words and Phrases We Want to Forget
December 16, 2020 By
A funny, satirical and touching book about the myriad of new words and phrases 2020 and COVID-19 have given us. From Zumping (getting dumped on Zoom), to Covidiots to “when can I hug again” this humorous list covers 101 of the most poignant words and phrases. Some we just want to forget, some will live with us forever. A percent of profits will be donated to essential workers. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Jack Hansen – Small Man of the Big City
December 9, 2020 By
Do you feel like a squirrel trapped inside a spinning wheel? Then you simply havent met Jack Hansen yet! Jack is an alright guy, but hes always betrayed by his bad luck. His neighbor, Garry, is always hooking up with yet another stunner. His co-worker, Bill, is constantly pursuing a brunette who ignores him. The toady Larson is always fawning and groveling to ingratiate himself to and become his bosss favorite. Austin next door does not believe in the sincerity of his lover Phils feelings for him. And, just perhaps, it is the mysterious young woman from the window across the street from his who is entirely to blame for the fact that Jacks day has taken an unexpected turn for the worse, and proceeds to go to the dogs? Free on Kindle.
Free: The Gopher King
December 2, 2020 By
A suicidal former platoon sergeant, sole survivor of a Vietnam War jungle ambush, is haunted by what he perceives as his cowardly past. Debilitated by guilt and mourning the death of his wife, small-town newspaper publisher Stan Przewalski lives in a PTSD-fueled world where it is impossible to distinguish reality from fantasy. Free on Kindle.
The Joint of No Return
November 22, 2020 By
Bumbling stoner Charlie Hong has spent the last year in hiding, cultivating one last hare-brained scheme to escape his troubles: a clandestine marijuana operation. Just as he’s about to cash in, his cash crop is stolen by a bright light appearing in the night sky. After catching a ride with one of his plants, he finds himself thrown into a world far stranger than anything he could have possibly imagined.
Does the stoned stowaway have what it takes to free the Starseed—a massive living spaceship overflowing with bizarre life forms—from the clutches of a mysterious force field trapping it in Earth’s orbit?
Is he up for the challenge of fighting an evil Reptilian race bent on enslaving humanity?
More importantly, before he decides anything, does he have time to light one up? $0.99 on Kindle.
My Neighbours Are Stealing My Mail
November 20, 2020 By
More hilarious ghostly capers with Alan Rose and the Ghost of a 1970s stand – up comedian Frankie Fortune.
In their fourth book Alan Rose has quit his job and, much to his disappointment moved in with his girlfriend, Rosie. But if only it was. Rosy, that is. You see, he’s not getting any mail. Convinced his neighbors are stealing it, he investigates. Only to find evidence of…witchcraft.
Meanwhile the Merton Palace Theatre is being renovated. As the building work continues, strange noises can be heard from the cellar. What have the builders disturbed?
The crew of the cable TV show Scared Stiff are sent in to broadcast the strange happenings live on air.
What could possibly go wrong? $1.30 on Kindle.
Bad Elf
November 5, 2020 By
A Goth-elf, Jack is not like most other elves at The Pole. He hates the cold. Hates making toys. And he thinks Santa might be just a little bit too stingy with the coal.
Afraid he might belong to a darker side of Christmas, Jack dreams of running away while Santa is out delivering presents. He steals the Naughty List, planning to use it as a map to find his Christmas demon idol, Krampus, who travels the world Christmas Eve to punish all the Naughty Children.
But Jack’s dream turns nightmarish just as he finally meets his idol and discovers that he is on Krampus’ Naughty List. And Krampus doesn’t play nice. At all. As a matter of fact, Krampus is downright evil…attacking Santa and dragging Jack’s kinda-sorta girlfriend, Candi, into the underworld. Can Jack rescue them and the Naughty Children in time to save Christmas? $2.69 on Kindle.
Free: Holy Roundness
November 2, 2020 By
When a cult flourishes around a mysterious, floating sphere, believers may be in for a big surprise. Free on Kindle.
Kids Say The Darndest Things To Santa Claus
October 17, 2020 By
Where Art Linkletter left off, Santa Don picks up! After asking kids for their wish lists at Christmas as a volunteer Santa Claus, the author has heard it all. Now he shares the best of the best 85 stories. You’ll laugh, cry and recall the true meaning of Christmas for children. Sometimes funny, sometimes sad, but always touching and sweet, these stories will entertain and warm the hearts of readers. Santa Tells All! $2.99 on Kindle.
Free: Fake History: The Wildly Inaccurate, Ruthlessly Manipulative, Dangerously Deceptive, and REAL History of the World
October 10, 2020 By
Fake History is the textbook you wish you could have read while falling asleep in history class.
From Jesus Christ to Donald Trump, from Genesis to World War III, from ancient legends to alternative facts, Fake History takes a comic romp through the tangled narratives of history to reveal the scandalous truth of the world’s past and the incredible destiny to which it is heading. The provocative novel of “fictional nonfiction” takes the form of a mock textbook and rewrites human history as fake news. It satirizes the extremist spirit of the Information Age in all its social misinformation, political disinformation, and hysterical hyperreality. Free on Kindle.
Free: Kiss My Carol!
October 10, 2020 By
Still taking place in Victorian England with all the traditional characters you know and love, this Ebenezer Scrooge is way over the top and on a hilarious mission of mayhem as he brings London to its knees one crazy night back in 1843. Free on Kindle.
Free: Roses Are Red (Poems That Will Make You Thorny)
October 9, 2020 By
For generations, we’ve been writing poems about romance, love, and what happens in the bedroom. This is a book dedicated to ruining all those poems and every relationship you’ve ever had.
These poems are perverse and immature. They’re shocking, yet also sometimes what you secretly wish you could say.
Give these poems to your partner to ruin any Valentine’s Day!
Poems written from both the perspective of the man and the woman, these love poems will have you howling in laughter by the end of the book. Free on Kindle.
We Must Save Jepson!
October 4, 2020 By
Cannibals and lions and murder–oh my!
Britain’s greatest bumbler and his extraordinary African expedition. $0.99 on Kindle.
Heiress in Training
October 2, 2020 By
Can Reena Rakowski find a more exciting life as Reena Barclay, American heiress? Come with her to England with this royal rule breaker. A sweet, contemporary romance that will leave you laughing! $0.99 on Kindle.
Hairbag Nation: A Story of the New York City Transit Police (Book 1:The Police Riot)
September 30, 2020 By
Being a cop in New York City can be challenging. Being a cop in the NYC subway can be disheartening.
The daily environment of the transit cop – the dirt, grime, urine, graffiti, homeless, crowds, noise, and crime is enough to stifle anyone’s spirit.
Throw in a hefty helping of inept leadership, ridiculous summons and arrest quotas, problems at home, and an unappreciative public and it’s no wonder that some cops fall prey to cynicism, apathy and indifference. Police in New York City have a term for these burnt-out cops – hairbags.
This is the story of an oddball group of misfits who patrolled New York City’s subterranean underworld during the 1980s. This is Hairbag Nation. $0.99 on Kindle.
Dearest Fluffy
September 18, 2020 By
When you’re stuck hundreds of miles from home, what do you turn to for fun? It probably didn’t exist in 1861. But writing did. And letters. Remember them? Little pieces of trees wrapped in other little pieces of trees. Back then, sheep were pretty common on farms, because everybody had to darn their own socks. Have you ever tried to darn your own socks uphill both ways in the snow? Me neither, but let’s pretend.
What was a bored Union soldier supposed to do with all that free time between marching and skirmishes? Take a nap? Shave? Writing letters doesn’t sound so bad, now, does it? So, J.J. wrote home to a sheep (and other animals). Cut him some slack! He’s wearing wool, after all. $0.99 on Kindle.
Diary of a H.O. (House Officer)
September 17, 2020 By
This book could save your life! If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like working at a hospital Level 1 trauma center this book offers unfiltered true stories which occurred during a surgeon’s first year of training. The book offers insight into modern healthcare and the state of society. You will laugh, cry, and question your beliefs about the healthcare system and patients.
CHARITABLE: 30% of profits from the sale of this book will be donated to healthcare non-profit organizations such as the American Cancer Society, the American Heart Association, and any current global medical pandemic funds.
Please visit DIARYOFAHO.COM for more information. This is a work of sociology, psychology, medicine, surgery, dealing with the public, putting others ins front of yourself, and self-reflective learning. HIPPA compliance maintained. Everyone’s talking about the healthcare system. Don’t miss out, be informed and read Diary of a H.O. $4.94 on Kindle.
Free: Jack Hansen – Small Man of the Big City
September 12, 2020 By
Do you feel like a squirrel trapped inside a spinning wheel? Then you simply haven’t met Jack Hansen yet! Jack is an alright guy, but he’s always betrayed by his bad luck. His neighbor, Garry, is always hooking up with yet another stunner. His co-worker, Bill, is constantly pursuing a brunette who ignores him. The toady Larson is always fawning and groveling to ingratiate himself to and become his boss’s favorite. Austin next door does not believe in the sincerity of his lover Phil’s feelings for him. And, just perhaps, it is the mysterious young woman from the window across the street from his who is entirely to blame for the fact that Jack’s day has taken an unexpected turn for the worse, and proceeds to go to the dogs? Free to $0.99 on Kindle.
American Peacock: The Very Very Incredible Life Story of Donald J. Trump
September 7, 2020 By
President Donald J. Trump actually enjoys telling the truth. It’s just that he has to wrap it in a ton of lies, until he reveals it. He developed this technique as a young boy dealing with his father. But, then the truth was reserved for a few of his little buddies. Now you get to listen in as he tells his satirical life story in his own truthful voice. $0.99 on Kindle.
Change Of A Dress
September 6, 2020 By
GEORGE MANLEY political novice and closeted cross-dresser runs for US president and wins. This fast-paced, farcical, quirky comedy takes you to the heart of the presidency and one man’s struggle for the White House, to save America, and for personal acceptance. $1.99 on Kindle.
Free: Managed Care
August 30, 2020 By
Book of the Year. Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t occupy nearly enough of his time. Free on Kindle.
Free: Jack Hansen – Small Man of the Big City
August 29, 2020 By
Do you feel like a squirrel trapped inside a spinning wheel? Then you simply haven’t met Jack Hansen yet! Jack is an alright guy, but he’s always betrayed by his bad luck. His neighbor, Garry, is always hooking up with yet another stunner. His co-worker, Bill, is constantly pursuing a brunette who ignores him. The toady Larson is always fawning and groveling to ingratiate himself to and become his boss’s favorite. Austin next door does not believe in the sincerity of his lover Phil’s feelings for him. And, just perhaps, it is the mysterious young woman from the window across the street from his who is entirely to blame for the fact that Jack’s day has taken an unexpected turn for the worse, and proceeds to go to the dogs? Free to $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Inca Trail to Machu Picchu
August 25, 2020 By
This is the reality of what it is like to actually hike the pathways of the Incas exactly how they did six hundred years ago, assuming they had porters running ahead of them to set up their tents, cook their meals, clean their toilets, administer oxygen, remind them to put on sunscreen, and pose them for pictures. It is an account of sixteen first world tourists on a quest for social media photos. In between humorous anecdotes I will attempt to, quickly, slip in some history, local facts, and culture. Don’t worry, you’ll hardly feel it. Free on Kindle
Fun Stories Greatest Hits
July 29, 2020 By
Like humor books? Like 99 cent deals? Giddyup! FSGH hit #1 on Amazon. It’s a must-have comedy collection of 40 lol real-life stories sure to please humor readers, comedy connoisseurs & sitcom fans. Award-winning author R. Scott Murphy takes you on a wild ride through office pranks, insane dates, commuter clowns, garage sale gonzos, and Cub Scout failure. No topic is safe from his off-the-wall comedic sense of observation. Grab this great Kindle Countdown Deal or read the book in kindle unlimited. $0.99 on Kindle
