Dark Knights: The Dark Humor of Police Officers

Dark Knights: The Dark Humor of Police Officers

There is nothing quite like the police officer sense of humor.

Police Officers are the modern-day embodiment of medieval knights, going to work each day with a noble cause to protect and serve society. The profession requires cops to see people at their worst. They see death, tragedy, crime, and despair on a daily basis. The very nature of the tasks cops perform, and the things cops see skews their sense of humor. Sometimes, a sense of humor is the only defense mechanism in a police officer’s toolbox. Stripped of the ability to laugh, or forced to be politically correct in a politically incorrect work environment can be hazardous to one’s health. Coping becomes an essential component of a police officer’s arsenal. One of the primary coping mechanisms utilized by cops is humor. A cop can find something funny about almost anything, regardless of how tragic the circumstances. Dark humor involves making light of a serious, disturbing or taboo subject matter. It is sometimes viewed as morbid, cruel, offensive, and graphic in nature and is yet, still found funny. This is the story of the author’s twenty-year police career with the New York City Transit Police and NYPD as he worked with some of New York City’s darkest knights – those cops who did and said the funniest things under the most difficult circumstances. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Sinful Protector

Sinful Protector

The moment my eyes met hers, there was nothing stopping me from giving her everything.
She’s devastatingly beautiful.
Stubborn.
Independent.
I want to protect her from the horrors of the world, if only she’ll let me.
I can’t leave her alone.
Not with her abusive ex on the prowl.
I would give her everything I have.
And I want her.
Every part of her shines.
Her touch is like fire.
Her eyes draw me in.
It’s impossible to escape from her, even if I wanted to.
I’ve lived my life for my bikes, my club and my foster family.
But now there’s only her.
I know she thinks otherwise.
Why else would she hate me after all that we had?
She’s the only woman I ever loved.
I want her safe, nothing can hurt her.
I’ll do anything to get back with her,
Even if it means following her everywhere. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Better than Before: A Guide to Living a Happier Life

Better than Before: A Guide to Living a Happier Life

This guide will help you get out of a mundane, monotonous life, and teach you to live a life that is fulfilling, exciting, and peaceful. Included are more than 60 tools and techniques to help you along your personal development journey. Created not to be binge read, but to read one chapter every day over a 2 month period. This will not take much time each day, but the results will be life changing. Included within the pages are spaces to take notes which allows you to self reflect and grow as an individual. You will be challenged to think at a deeper level, soul search, and explore techniques to have a more meaningful existence. Once you begin your personal growth and development journey, you will feel more valuable, mindful, intentional, positive, and more alive than you’ve ever felt before! $4.49 on Kindle.

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Trust Me

Trust Me

One obsessed journalist. One troubled mom. Two smart women facing off in a high-stakes cat and mouse game to prove their truth about a terrible crime. But which one is the cat? And which one is the mouse?

We dare you to find the liar. $1.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Virtual Heaven Redux

Free: Virtual Heaven Redux

Immersive virtual reality overtakes society. People learn that if they die while connected to this ever-expanding paradise, their consciousness is transferred there forever. Compounding chaos follows. Free on Kindle.

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Highland Escape

Highland Escape

The blood of ancient Pict warriors runs hot in her veins. Taming Anna’s heart may prove Duncan’s undoing. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Tell Me You Love Me

Tell Me You Love Me

Breaking the laws of magic, a supernatural serial killer has been unleashed on the city of Atlanta, Georgia…

Special Agent Kenya Clark of the GBI Paranormal Crimes Investigation Unit, has been given the case. Her assigned partner, Darrin Selinsky, hates having anything to do with the supernatural. Kenya has a gift that allows her to see the crime through the eyes of the victim. However, in this case, she sees through the eyes of the killer! To solve the case, she must find out what her connection is to the killer, but will she and Darrin be able to work together? $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: The Dead Don’t Talk

Free: The Dead Don’t Talk

Danny Ryle is a political fixer on Long Island. From a parking ticket to a damaged romance, Danny is there to make things right. But then he is asked to solve an old murder. Danny first seeks help from his father—a retired hit man. There are suspects galore. From the Hamptons west, Danny travels across Long Island seeking clues, searching for the comforting taste of doughnuts, avoiding attempts on his life, looking for love, and all the while trying to solve a mystery the police never could. Danny has to deal with an ambitious politician who wants to run for President, the world of art, and a boss that makes his life miserable. Armed with his brains and the help of two associates, Danny struggles to survive in the rough and tumble world of 1982 life. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Black Magic and Fire Babies (Time & Raspbody Book 1)

Free: Black Magic and Fire Babies (Time & Raspbody Book 1)

After his career as a standup comic falls through, Barry Raspbody returns to the home of his best friend Brother Time. The only problem is that Brother Time has been missing for weeks and he was last seen heading to the house of the creepy Witchy Willis.

This illustrated adventure is appropriate for ages 8-103. Free on Kindle.

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Free: The Woods (A Berry Springs Novel)

Free: The Woods (A Berry Springs Novel)

“The Woods is a sexy, small-town murder mystery that’s guaranteed to resonate with fans of Nora Roberts and Karin Slaughter.” -Best Thrillers

A year after her sister’s death, Archeologist and part-time neurotic, Dr. Katie Somers returns to the sleepy, southern town of Berry Springs to sell her childhood home. She’d planned to be in and out in less than a week, but a chance meeting with a handsome stranger turns her perfectly crafted world upside down.

Army Ranger Jake Thomas only has one shot at a position with the FBI, even if that means concealing his true identity from those closest to him. As he tries to focus on the mission at hand, Berry Springs is rocked by two gruesome murders and it isn’t long before he and Katie become entangled in the killer’s web, while becoming suspects themselves by the prickly Chief of Police, David McCord.

As their attraction begins to sizzle, so does the danger when Katie stumbles onto new details about her sister’s death, leading her down a dangerous path.

A path she should’ve never stepped onto…Free on Kindle.
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Free: Half-Truths

Free: Half-Truths

Humans know they need to answer “Do these pants make my butt look too big?” with something less than the whole truth. So how do the incredibly attractive and sexy models of the “Andy” line handle that kind of question when they’re programmed not to lie, when their Prime Directive, their raison d’être demands that the people they encounter like them? “Half-Truths” offers a fresh, timely perspective on the nature of truth in a world of fake news and manipulated facts. Free on Kindle.

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The Let Me Go Series

The Let Me Go Series
Alone.

One woman battles to survive the chilling darkness, with long hours of nothing to do but wait in terror for her captor to return, she grapples through obscure dreams and memories of a painful family past.

After a tumultuous childhood in a broken home, keeping secrets became a way of life for twin sisters: Gabby and Olivia, and their little sister, Emma. They’ve all got skeletons in their closets; memories locked away never to see the light of day.

But after they take divergent paths in life, disaster strikes. Their pasts collide head-on with a mysterious present in book 1 of this surreal and gripping family drama. The worst has happened, and if they want to find the key to survival and reconciliation, they must learn to let their skeletons out; shake the dust off of them, and maybe even let them dance across the floor.

At turns heartbreaking, dark and beautiful, The Girl in the Box explores not only the consequences of secrets–even secrets kept out of fear–but also the courage it takes to speak the truth, to let go, and to survive.

In books 2-4, Ink doesn’t fade, but bad memories do. Gabby, Olivia and Emma have stumbled through the ashes of their past, and happily moved on when more disaster strikes and their happily ever after’s are threatened. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Red Rider

Red Rider

In a land where a werewolf army called the Sworn rule over the humans and walking corpses called treecrawlers roam the wilderness between settlements, Meredith “Red” Rider has a secret that she and her grandmother have been hiding for years.
She’s one of the Chosen, the young women selected to bear children in the stead of barren female werewolves.

Determined not to be taken and used as a breeder for the enemy, Red keeps her identifying mark hidden. But her secret is discovered when she rescues her rebel boyfriend from execution for treason.

Red is rescued from the whipping block by a handsome, cunning Sworn warrior named Vixor Rae, a prince among the werewolves. He personally escorts her through the dangerous wilderness to serve her fate in the capital. He’s handsome, but Red refuses to find him attractive. She couldn’t. He’s her enemy. Isn’t he?

But when treecrawlers attack the Sworn caravan headed for the capital, and only Red and Vixor survive, the two must rely on each other to make it out of the perilous wilderness alive. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Secret Finder

Secret Finder
Katherine Ainsworth’s future hangs in the balance.

Katherine works solo, outside the dictates of her powerful Family. For good reason. She is a Finder and one of the best. Katherine can enter anywhere, undetected. Right now there is a dead man at her feet.

Nicholas Kingsley is lead detective. Everything points to the pretty, yet elusive Katherine Ainsworth. There is zero evidence. And Nick’s not buying it. A simmering passion starts to grow between Nick and Katherine as they are drawn into a hunt for the killer.

Katherine is fighting for her survival and the future of the Family. She must tread carefully. Powerful forces are at play. She must uncover the truth behind the monster creating this carnage.

Nick and Katherine are on a collision course. Detective and suspect are falling for one another. Both want answers. Both will stop at nothing to save the other.

A clean contemporary romance with a touch of mystery and magic. $4.49 on Kindle.

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Knocked Up by the Mob Boss

Knocked Up by the Mob Boss
She’s an innocent maid.
I’m a ruthless Bratva boss.
She says she wants nothing to do with me.

But in my world, when I want something, I take it.
And I want her.

The problem is, Zoya is hiding a terrible secret:
A baby that was never meant to be.

Our enemies are coming.

What they don’t know is this:
They’ll have to kill me to take her. $3.99 on Kindle.

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Taming Beckett

Taming Beckett

Pro hockey’s bad boy, thirty-two-year-old Beckett Miller, has everything. Until his bad habits wipe him out.

In his struggle for redemption, he falls for Paige Anderson, the only woman who wants nothing to do with him.

Paige has a big heart and a husband with a secret. She’s Beckett’s last chance to survive, but will helping him mean losing herself? $0.99 on Kindle.
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Moon Deeds

Moon Deeds

It’s 2090: the last outpost of freedom is the moon, the best defense against technology is magic, and the only hope for humankind rests in the hands of the Star Children.

Join the adventure! An addictive space opera, science-fantasy series. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Author Inc: The Entrepreneur’s Secret Playbook to Skyrocketing Leads and Sales by Self-publishing a Book

Author Inc: The Entrepreneur’s Secret Playbook to Skyrocketing Leads and Sales by Self-publishing a Book

How Successful Entrepreneurs Use A Book To Drive Leads And Sales without wasting time or money!

If you are an entrepreneur who wants to use a book as part of your business, and what works for those who have come before you, then this may be the most important book you ever read, here’s why….

But first a warning. Successful use of a book in your business is hard work. As you will see, we interviewed over 30 very successful entrepreneurs and they put effort into the craft. The ideas in this book will work beautifully, but only for those who are willing to actually put in the work. If that is you, then read on! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Fear is a Liar

Free: Fear is a Liar

Do You Struggle With Anxiety And Worry? Slay Your Giants With The LOVE Plan.

You want to live in the present but worries about the future steal your joy. You’re tired of fear controlling your life and hurting relationships. Anxious thoughts occupy your mind and you can’t stop overthinking things. Satan has stolen your self-confidence and you want it back. Now.

In his latest book, Dr. Lancaster explores the origin of our deepest fears and why they trap us. Then, he shares an easy-to-follow biblical plan to crush your fears. This is no “quick fix” book, but you will learn a simple, powerful way to defeat worry – anytime, anywhere. Free on Kindle.
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Free: The Dashing Widow

Free: The Dashing Widow

Can an arrogant earl fall in love with a dashing young widow without causing a scandal? This clean Regency romance appeals to fans of Georgette Heyer and Jane Austen and is the first in the Regency Romps series. Free on Kindle.

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The Girl He Left Behind

The Girl He Left Behind

He married me as a favor to my Mom when I was sixteen years old. He was my best friend, my first love, but he left. Now he’s back, and there’s only one reason he could be standing in my barn right now. He needs a divorce. I’m fine with that. At least I think I’m fine with it until we begin spending time together. I just can’t let myself forget how broken I was when he left, because he’s not staying. $2.99 on Kindle.

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In My Blood

In My Blood

My second year at Angel Academy is insane. A Prince of Hell is breathing down my neck, and I’m falling for a guy I’m pretty sure is bad for me. My long lost and maybe demonic sister has enrolled, too. What the heck will it take to make it through the year? At least I’ve got my guys! Angel Academy is a university reverse harem romance. $3.99 on Kindle.

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In My Blood

In My Blood

My second year at Angel Academy is insane. A Prince of Hell is breathing down my neck, and I’m falling for a guy I’m pretty sure is an asshole. My long lost and maybe demonic sister has enrolled, too. What the hell will it take to make it through the year? At least I’ve got my guys! Angel Academy is a university reverse harem romance. $3.99 on Kindle.

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The Light Behind Blue Circles

The Light Behind Blue Circles

Haunted by terrifying nightmares and a mysterious prophecy, a young man embarks on a 3,000-mile trek through the African bush. This is a ghost story; it’s about that rumble in your stomach when adrenaline surges. Start reading, and you’ll never look at Africa the same again. $0.99 on Kindle.
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About Black Women, My Grandmother Told Me

About Black Women, My Grandmother Told Me

Having lived with his grandparents and uncles will delve his inborn wisdom and the sense of humanity’s protection in priority. In this title “About Black Women, My Grandmother Told Me: Worthy Advice for Future Generations” the author unrolls his literary style as deep, derider and sober. He practices somehow the accuracy of words that he calls mathematics of words.

Narcisse Nguema observed the man’s and the woman’s misbehaviors and started to heed his grandmother’s anecdotal concerns and alerts: The Black societies need to target their requirements for a stronger community. Black people need to change to recover their authenticity and better build wealth and their lives at first. The refusal of corruption of minds from white and yellow people along with the appetite for the easiness, regarding women and young people, is the second frame of this project.

After having committed “Proven Mother’s Heart” in French, written as He was 22 years-old, Narcisse Nguema found lots to say about women. But He couldn’t add independent and free thoughts in that first complete novel written in scenography, and still unshared to the public. He figures out that black folks are in severe harmful danger of all aspects. To fix that state of things, the black woman’s standards of education and behavior must be reset to re-empower the black communities, wherever they are — according to the ancestry insight and to the natural growth of the society, they live at. $5.99 on Kindle.

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