William’s life is more complicated now that he’s one of the world’s most sought out superheroes. Can he stop Tex Fourdor’s sinister plan before it’s too late? $2.99 on Kindle.
The Indubitable World of Super Clutz Vol. 2: Tex Fourdor’s Revenge
June 30, 2020 By
The Indubitable World of Super Clutz Vol. 2: Tex Fourdor’s Revenge
June 30, 2020 By
William’s life is more complicated now that he’s one of the world’s most sought out superheroes. Can he stop Tex Fourdor’s sinister plan before it’s too late? $2.99 on Kindle.
Free: Celebrity Roast: Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts
June 24, 2020 By
‘A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.’
Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, and winners dazzle you to death.
This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to celebrity can take a nasty turn and notoriety has the habit of becoming deadly. Free on Kindle.
Free: Holy Roundness
June 24, 2020 By
When a cult flourishes around a mysterious, floating sphere, believers may be in for a big surprise. Free on Kindle.
Free: Celebrity Roast: Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts
June 24, 2020 By
‘A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.’
Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, and winners dazzle you to death.
This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to celebrity can take a nasty turn and notoriety has the habit of becoming deadly. Free on Kindle.
Adult Conversation
June 23, 2020 By
April is a thoughtful yet sarcastic mother of two who tries her best to be a caring, connected mom in a middle-class culture where motherhood has become relentless. April rages at modern motherhood’s impossible pressures, her husband’s “Dad privilege,” and her kids’ incessant snack requests. She wants to enjoy motherhood, but her idealist vision and lived experience are in constant conflict with one another. Is she broken—or is motherhood? $0.99 on Kindle
Free: Accidental Lazarus
June 23, 2020 By
It is sort of annoying having dead people dropping by at all hours…
A paranormal detective like Dave Callaghan has already seen everything, but he never expected to find a presumed dead mobster drinking scotch in his armchair. He is definitely unhappy when he (it?) engages him to find out who shot him. But the worse is yet to come; Dave’s girlfriend gets involved and the real trouble begins.
Episode 1 of the DEAD & BUSY series will keep you laughing to the (bitter) end. Free on Kindle.
To Be Lovely, Be In Love!
June 16, 2020 By
If life’s left you on a cold slab in love’s mortuary, your problem is simple: you’ve lost the art of being lovely. The cure? Atlanta society matron Constance Fontanne’s landmark first book on love, looks, and marriage. Miss Fontanne shows you how to jump back into your bowl of cherries and stop living the life of the ho-hum and hum-drum. To buttress her advice, Miss Fontanne references personal friends from her country club who have become lovely by being in love with singing monks, television repairmen, and old frat boys.
Even if you live in Lunch Pail, USA and you’ve mentally divorced your man for psychic nonsupport, take heart! Forget about matching your handbag and accessories! Constance Fontanne promises to change your attitude, fashion, and personality with her graduate studies in being lovely by being in love! $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Celebrity Roast – Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts
June 10, 2020 By
“A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.”
Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, winners dazzle you to death.
An aging celebrity is desperate to hit the headlines again.
Once the darling of the tabloids and celeb weeklies, Annabel misses the headlines… but she’ll soon fix that with a spectacular jaw-dropping snapshot of self-delusion! And that’s just for openers.
All manner of nutty Rock Stars, back up singers, actors, teen idols and Classic Soul Stars strut their stuff for you.
This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to celebrity can take a nasty turn and notoriety has the habit of becoming deadly. Free on Kindle.
Celebrity Roast: Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts
June 10, 2020 By
“A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.”
Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, winners dazzle you to death.
An aging celebrity is desperate to hit the headlines again.
Once the darling of the tabloids and celeb weeklies, Annabel misses the headlines… but she’ll soon fix that with a spectacular jaw-dropping snapshot of self-delusion! And that’s just for openers.
All manner of nutty Rock Stars, back up singers, actors, teen idols and Classic Soul Stars strut their stuff for you.
This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to celebrity can take a nasty turn and notoriety has the habit of becoming deadly. $0.99 on Kindle.
Typo Squad Book III: The Typo Alliance
June 9, 2020 By
Typos are lethal to 98% of the population. Be thankful typo squad is on patrol …
Typo Squad is dealt a terrible blow by Anton Nym and his new errorist cell, known as the Erristocracy. But when all seems lost, the tide turns with the rise of the Typo Alliance.
With a new headquarters, a new captain, and the arrival of some truly unexpected allies, Typo Squad is set on a collision course with the most dangerous foes they’ve ever faced.
Will Dick and his team be able to overcome the odds and make the world safe from typos once and for all? Or will Nym and his inner circle be victorious in the end? $2.99 on Kindle.
Funny Meeting You Here: 6 Shorts
June 7, 2020 By
Oftentimes, the very best part of a story is the section in which the characters meet. The initial spark. The twists of fate. That’s what you’ll find here: a delightful array of characters—young and old and in-between—meeting for the first time in the most unexpected ways. Six light, humorous, sweet tales of how they came into one another’s lives. Silly and short, a quick read to chuckle through. $0.99 on Kindle.
1000 Rhyming Gems
June 3, 2020 By
Get lost in these 1000 Rhyming Gems. They create a rhythm that stirs the soul. You can open to any page and it will put you in a trance.
These 1000 Rhyming Gems are unique and one of a kind! $7.99 on Kindle.
Free: The Corridor
June 2, 2020 By
A laugh-out-loud comedy set in Oxford University which follows the student lives of the next generation of Prime Ministers and world leaders.
The Corridor is a documentary-style comedy that follows a group of Oxford students through their conversations, tweets, emails, video diaries and text messages. Unsurprisingly, the students are more interested in their bizarre clubs, secret dining societies and political schemes than attending lectures or writing essays.
Based on the experiences of an Oxford student, The Corridor exposes the excesses of its students and shines a light on the ancient institution that has continued to excrete our most reprehensible politicians for hundreds of years. Free – $1.00 on Kindle.
Free: The Hack
June 2, 2020 By
Max McMillan, a renowned and worshiped author, takes the reader on a journey through his playboy, luxurious, and millions-of-Instagram-follower life. Annoyed by his stardom, and seemingly out for self-destruction, Max’s story is one of constant disaster. However, when he discovers that his best friend, Jack, a poor and unpublished writer, is losing his wife to cancer, he decides to risk it all to help them in this hilarious and satirical romantic comedy. Free on Kindle.
The Corridor
June 2, 2020 By
A laugh-out-loud comedy set in Oxford University which follows the student lives of the next generation of Prime Ministers and world leaders.
The Corridor is a documentary-style comedy that follows a group of Oxford students through their conversations, tweets, emails, video diaries and text messages. Unsurprisingly, the students are more interested in their bizarre clubs, secret dining societies and political schemes than attending lectures or writing essays.
Based on the experiences of an Oxford student, The Corridor exposes the excesses of its students and shines a light on the ancient institution that has continued to excrete our most reprehensible politicians for hundreds of years.
The Corridor
June 2, 2020 By
A laugh-out-loud comedy set in Oxford University which follows the student lives of the next generation of Prime Ministers and world leaders.
The Corridor is a documentary-style comedy that follows a group of Oxford students through their conversations, tweets, emails, video diaries and text messages. Unsurprisingly, the students are more interested in their bizarre clubs, secret dining societies and political schemes than attending lectures or writing essays.
Based on the experiences of an Oxford student, The Corridor exposes the excesses of its students and shines a light on the ancient institution that has continued to excrete our most reprehensible politicians for hundreds of years.
The Unlounging
May 29, 2020 By
Mark Twain meets Vonnegut in this witty and poignant romp. While ne’er-do-well Selraybob is watching his fed-up wife walk out the door, into his head pops a theory of Time. It’s a count, he decides. Time is only a count. The obsession sticks, pushing him off of his lounger and into the world of sultry clock fixers and shady Time conspiracies. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Instapoet
May 25, 2020 By
For classmates, Max Wilson & Jeff Button, their disdain towards Texas Tech’s exclusive English department divides relationships. Yet, a new medium, ‘Glanceagram’, is discovered and their dreams of becoming an ‘instapoet’ turn into a grandiose reality neither expected. “Instapoet”, a comedy, draws inspiration from the illustrious Instagram subcommunity. Analyzing trends and exposing devious practices, this novel centralizes on how one’s moral compass is contested with lofty expectations and delusions of grandeur. Free on Kindle.
Fairfax and Glew (Volume 1)
May 7, 2020 By
Fairfax is a roughneck black sheep.
Glew is a private investigator with too much time on his hands.
Together they bust up thieves in these five tales.
Axe Kick- Fairfax and Glew are stuck in a snow storm but they find that crime doesn’t shut down because of the weather.
Credit- An old friend is leaving the area and baiting thieves for Fairfax and Glew to play with.
Sweat Stains- Suzie’s boyfriend is swiping things from her but Fairfax and Glew are on the prowl after him.
Mouse Trap- Rory slips beneath society, laughing…and stealing. Sometimes going unnoticed is an asset.
Bachelor Pads- Al the Pal is everybody’s buddy but desperate times can change a man. A co-worker calls on Fairfax and Glew for help. $0.99 on Kindle.
Creatures from Below
April 28, 2020 By
Mother Earth had long resisted the damage being done to her by the expansion of the human population. In the past, when the numbers grew too big, she sent disease, famine, or natural disasters to contain it. However, as humans became smarter, they outwitted her devices and continued to multiply, bringing chaos and untold damage to the environment. Now, she has one last trick in her bid to defy humankind – the Creatures from Below.
As young Napoleon and his dog Nate are watching TV, they are suddenly aware of the monstrous roars of creatures that are focused on the destruction of all that has been created by humans. The huge ape-like beings eventually find their way to Napoleon’s home, and before long, he is hiding from them as they round up all the humans and separate the children from their parents.
Determined that they will not be captured, Napoleon and Nate go on the run, evading the creatures while navigating their way through a world that is being slowly choked to death by garbage, acid rain, and a rapidly decreasing ozone layer. However, are the creatures, right? Is it the fault of humans that the planet is in such a mess? Moreover, can they educate the children to make a difference before it is too late? $2.99 on Kindle.
Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again!
April 24, 2020 By
What would happen if a brown-skinned, profanity-loving, gun-hating Jesus time-traveled to 2020 America? Find out in this irreverent, liberal, twisty, time-travel comedy. Each novel in the Time Is Irreverent series stands alone, and a humorous prologue quickly gets readers up-to-date.
This Amazon #1 Best-Seller in Political Humor is recommended for liberal readers only! $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Body or How Hope Confronts Her Shadow and Calls the Flutter Girl to Flight
April 4, 2020 By
Body is a humorous novel, but it is also a self-help guide: By learning from the three women in this story, readers can see themselves, explore their relationships with their bodies, and begin their own journeys to healthy eating and body image by following the seven principles laid out in the story. Free on Kindle.
Politicians, Potholes and Pralines
March 25, 2020 By
No good deed goes unpunished, as they say. In Brandy Alexander’s case, no good deed goes without finding a body and a crime to solve.
After work she joins her friend, Whit, to celebrate his Judge of the Year nomination. When she goes to return the jacket he left in the bar, she finds herself smack in the middle of a crime scene. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: All the F*cks I Cannot Give
March 17, 2020 By
Kelly Carson is one of those ‘Clark Kent’ like guys who just can’t stand up for himself. His wife doesn’t love him, his boss doesn’t respect him, and his father refers to Kelly’s twin sister as the son he always wanted. With three weeks to go before Christmas, Kelly receives the shock of his life when he’s fired over the telephone while waiting to catch a flight home.
Terri Flynn, a free-spirited starlet who is running away to New York after walking off the set of her latest feature film, overhears Kelly’s unceremonious firing and becomes hell-bent on transforming him from the Clark Kent he is into the Superman the impulsive actress feels he’s destined to become. After their flight to New York is canceled, Kelly and Terri take a last-minute jaunt to Hawaii, putting in motion a series of hilarious events and misadventures that will have you belly laughing from page to page.
From the beaches of Maui to the concrete jungle of New York and the underground swinger scene of suburban Chicago, Michael Carlon’s fifth novel, All the F*cks I cannot Give, will have you wishing you were in Kelly Carson’s shoes for just one day. Free on Kindle.
