The Road To COVID-30: Self-Help Satire For The Soul

The Road To COVID-30: Self-Help Satire For The Soul

Inspired by self-help books which are generally not applicable during a global pandemic (especially hot yoga), and the unique moment when first-world countries started comparing themselves with Iraq – this book is meant to unravel the mysteries of the reality presented to you. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Brainwashed

BrainwashedIt’s one thing to misread information. It’s another to intentionally misread information to misinform and brainwash the population.

Mainstream media oversells and dramatizes news, especially negative news. When Hurricane Florence headed toward the U.S. coast in 2018, the mainstream news broadcast hourly progress reports. One reporter’s live shot went viral. He showed himself struggling against the fury of the oncoming hurricane in South Carolina, digging his feet into the ground, to steady himself against the onslaught of the “gale force” wind, yelling so his voice could be heard above the wind’s noise. Unbeknownst to the reporter, during his live dramatic shot, residents calmly strolled behind the reporter, unaffected by the hurricane winds. The reporter, not seeing the residents behind him, foolishly continued his dramatic struggle against the wind. And thus, the fake news was exposed.

I’m the guy walking behind the fake news reporting and exposing it.

This book features information and data from credible sources that were minimally reported or ignored. The fake news media and social media either restricts, censors, or mocks the science and scientists that don’t adhere to their political narrative. Free on Kindle

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Free: A New Way of Life

Globalization can kill you. Is that an exaggeration?! Not at all.

COVID-19 was completely caused by globalization, because, with so much international travel, especially by planes, infectious diseases can spread fast and far. The next pandemic might be far worse than COVID-19.

In the past, without planes, the Black Death killed up to 60% of the population of Europe! That’s hundreds of times more than COVID-19! Imagine what it would be like to have a new virus similar to the Black Death, but with planes and globalization… This means death for you and your family, have no doubt.

This book explains how you can protect yourself and those you love, and not only from infectious diseases. If you act, YOU WILL PROUDLY BE THE SOLUTION TO THE MANY CRISES our deeply mad and unhealthy civilization is facing:
• You can be the solution to the cycle of economic crises where the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, banks steal from us, and inequality grows greater, while so many don’t even have decent food or healthcare…
• You can be the solution to the ecological crisis, including climate change! We pollute the food we eat, the water we drink, the air we breathe… Climate change has started to kill hundreds of thousands through heat, flooding, hurricanes, a lack of food and water, which can lead to wars… The worst-case scenario could lead to human extinction, as it did 250 million years ago, when 96% of species died because of climate change from volcanoes’ CO2 emissions.
• You can be the solution to other crises: police violence, overpopulation…
• You can be the solution to political corruption. Politicians pretend to care about what you think to get elected, but then really only care about what the richest push them to do through lobbying. Also, they almost started a nuclear war without our authorization! We live in a dangerous, false democracy…

There is an alternative system in which you can really be the solution to all these crises: future pandemics like COVID-19, climate change, economic crises… It sounds impossible? This book proves that it is possible based on referenced science and facts.
Protect Yourself and Those You Love. Be the Solution. Free on Kindle

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2020, An Obese Turtle: 101 COVID Words and Phrases We Want to Forget

2020, An Obese Turtle: 101 COVID Words and Phrases We Want to Forget
A funny, satirical and touching book about the myriad of new words and phrases 2020 and COVID-19 have given us. From Zumping (getting dumped on Zoom), to Covidiots to “when can I hug again” this humorous list covers 101 of the most poignant words and phrases. Some we just want to forget, some will live with us forever. A percent of profits will be donated to essential workers. $0.99 on Kindle.

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101 Fun Family Activities: The Self Isolation Survival Guide

101 Fun Family Activities: The Self Isolation Survival Guide
Exhausted by endless cries of “I’m bored”?
Tired of staying indoors?
Are you certain that one more day of isolation will finish you, and your family?!
Let Laureen come to your rescue with 101 fresh, creative and unique ideas to help you weather the storm of isolation.

Laureen, a self-professed “Veteran of Isolation,” raised her four children in Northern Ontario, where -30 winters often kept the family isolated from the outside world… for three months at a time! Deep in that lonely laboratory she developed tips and techniques and compiled a vast library of ideas designed to keep everyone going and, despite the circumstances, enjoying their time together.

How can you and your family survive?
Let Laureen show you that with a little creativity, courage and the will to keep on trying, you can not only survive isolation, you can thrive. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Stay Home Superheroes: A Kid’s Guide to Social Distancing

Stay Home Superheroes: A Kid's Guide to Social Distancing

Not all superheroes wear capes, boots, or a suit. Some of them wear masks. $2.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Coming Back From COVID

Coming Back From COVIDFor business owners and operators searching for answers to COVID-19, the task of re-building can appear daunting and disheartening. This is the definitive guide for rapidly recovering from the coronavirus, containing hundreds of immediately-implementable business strategies to revive your business and return it to continued growth, profitability and prosperity. Free on Kindle.
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