The Last Day of Paradise

The Last Day of Paradise

Winner of the 2005 Gival Press Novel Award.

“Reading this novel is like watching ‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding’ with commentary by Roseanne Barr.”–Thaddeus Rutkowski, author of “Tetched” $2.99 on Kindle.

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Empty Suitors

Empty Suitors

Julie Stoddard, once nominated the girl most likely to succeed, sees herself in 3D – divorced, depressed and dating again. After a lifetime of doing what others thought was best for her, she decides to try a new recipe for finding love and quickly learns that a touch of humor makes everything taste better.

The reader joins Julie over the course of a year for the rockiest ride of her life. You’ll laugh and cry with Julie as she learns volumes about life, friendship, love and loss on her journey. A poignantly funny novel that is a tribute to perseverance, wit, wisdom, and the unlikely sources from which they can come. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies

Free: Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies

Chapter 1. A California girl named Barb met her prince of a guy. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love and got married.

Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle in England and they lived happily ever after. THE END**

**Luckily, 35+ years of living happened between Chapters 1 and 2, giving Barb plenty of material for this collection (in no particular chronological order) from her newspaper columns, articles, blog posts, and that time she killed Mom.

And that’s before Chapter 3 even starts. Free on Kindle.

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