A playful, very English, first-person comedy that follows the fortunes of London schoolteacher George Nearly after he discovers a princess on his living-room rug. Full of fun, quirky characters and observations on modern life, it’s a royally funny novel guaranteed to raise a titter from Balmoral to Buckingham Palace. (Book 1 of 3) Free on Kindle.
Free: An Accidental Royal Kidnap
All The Best Quotes By Rufus & Friends In THE ROAD TO KEY WEST Series
Best-selling author Michael Reisig has probably produced more amusing, proverbial quotes than anyone in his class. The following is a collection of these from his thirteen-book “Road to Key West” series. But it’s also a clever cache of expressions and wisdoms by great authors, adventurers, and entertainers, that will make you nod your head or laugh out loud with nearly every page… (And this makes a wonderful Christmas gift…) $1.99 on Kindle.
Free: Mauve Alert
The world needs a hilarious absurdist/rom-com/drama/sci-fi/thriller/satire and Mauve Alert is here to fill that need!
Enter the world of Ava Birchcroft, award-winning author, as she tackles daily life alongside a literary agent with a faulty metal hand, a sneering case of Writer’s Block, accusations of offending the entire Swedish nation and a global conspiracy by a mysterious trillionaire and his psychotic daughter. You’ll read nothing quite like ‘Mauve Alert’! Free on Kindle.
Free: A Comedian Walks Into A Funeral Home
Vince Locker’s life is tragic. His comedy act for the LaughCom competition has just bombed, ruining any chance of the cash prize he desperately needed. His life is in tatters; abandoned by his father as a child, an estranged wife, Jessica, who he seems to disappoint just by his mere existence, and living in his mother’s house with his bipolar brother and facing foreclosure. As he stands on Smith Avenue Bridge, suicide seems the only option until he is unexpectedly rescued by an old school mortician named Truss. Vince meets another of Truss’s rescues, Winona. Although beyond social norms, the trio seize on a quick cash fix that just might help Vince meet his child support demands–comedic tributes for the dead. The eulogies are hilarious and off the wall, sometimes disastrous and sometimes enlightening. They propel Vince into the dark underworld of the funeral industry, life insurance scams, savage politics, a kidnapping, the murder investigation of a destitute unclaimed young woman and threats to Jessica and his young daughter. As details of the murdered young woman are slowly revealed, Vince realizes that he has many ghosts of his own to put to rest. Free on Kindle.
Dad Jokes for New Dads
This book is jam-packed with the most iconic dad jokes you’ll find. Your kids will not be able to stop rolling on the floor in laughter or covering their faces in embarrassment. True to the dad joke style, we’ve made sure all the jokes here are so bad they’re impossible not to laugh at. Whatever the occasion, this joke book has got you covered! $0.99 on Kindle.
Oh Daddy Chronicles
Gold Medal Winner – Humor – Readers’ Favorite Awards. Described as “Saturday Night Live, in written form, on steroids,” 46 hilarious skits follow the craziness of Trump’s presidency and feature fictional conversations in the Oval Office.
The unexplainable is explained, such as why Trump was so enamored with hydroxychloroquine and the real reason behind the Bible stunt at St. John’s Church. While Artisan Book Reviews calls the book “Dave Barry meets Douglas Adams,” former U.S. Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle sums it up as “Excellent political satire.” $2.99 on Kindle.
Scam A-Lama Hardball
Jump into the sleazy side of Show Business and laugh out loud at the crazy plot twists in the fast-paced comedy crime novel. All Rock Star Marc Charles has to do to reboot his career is to sign a big, new album contract. But there’s a catch…isn’t there always? He has to record a really shitty song as part of the deal. Grab it at this special price while it’s still on pre-order. $1.99 on Kindle.
Free: Just His Secretary: A Sweet Romantic Comedy (Southern Roots Sweet RomCom Book 1)
She’s just his secretary…until he needs someone on his arm to convince his mother that he can take over the family business. Then Callie becomes Dawson’s girlfriend—but just in his text messages…but maybe she’ll start to worm her way into his shriveled heart too.
Callie:
Dawson Houser makes sure everyone who comes into the office knows I’m “just his secretary.”
Heck, I’ve even said it to suppliers and CEOs when they smile knowingly at the two of us during business meetings. He scowls and grumps around the office afterward, as if the two of us dating is the most ridiculous thing on the planet.
Dawson can handle them. I can handle them—and him too, once they leave. And he’s no picnic, let me tell you.
Who can’t we handle?
His mother.
When Lila Houser comes to town with her faux furs and fashion sunglasses, she only has one question for her spoiled rotten son: When are you going to get married, Dawson, darling?
I expect him to laugh and tell her he’s never getting married. I mean, I’ve heard those exact words come out of his mouth.
Instead, he pulls me to his side and says, “Maybe sooner than you think, Mother.”
Oh, that Lila Houser can make a woman feel two inches tall with a simple up-down look. I think I’m a pretty good catch…no matter what my last three boyfriends say.
When Lila says, “I thought Callie was just your secretary,” I suddenly want to prove her dead wrong…Free on Kindle.
The Road To COVID-30: Self-Help Satire For The Soul
The Doomsday Machine
A COMEDY TWIST ON THE TRADITIONAL SCI-FI SPACE OPERA
Could you work with your ex? Could you trust them to keep your secrets?
In the first book of this parody space opera series, garbage freighter Space Scrap 17 is selected for a top-secret mission. Captain Daisy Daryl and XO Michigan Jones must forget their failed romance and work together to save their ship from the Doomsday Machine. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Three Dogs And A Wedding: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story
The best day to be Best Dog is Valentine’s Day
Like all dogs, Elliott understands about love, and he’s already helped rescue Paul and Adriana’s romance, but it seems that Adman Jamie can only see the dollars. He schemes to turn the wedding into a televised moneymaking event, with Elliott as Best Dog at Paul and Adriana’s wedding. It’s not going to be easy though, as Adriana’s family object to the idea. Will it cause a family rift? Can the celebrity dog become Best Dog too? Free on Kindle.
The Ping-Pong Champion of Chinatown
Buffeted by an ever-optimistic attitude, Gertie McDowell, a naive young girl from backwoods Kentucky, pens her diary–a series of bizarre misadventures that take her from starring on a foot fetish site in Los Angeles to hustling bets as a mechanical bull rider in Texas. From serving a stint in West Virginia’s Alderson Prison, because she “trusted the wrong kind of fella,” to getting sold into white slavery. But perhaps her crowning mishap is seeking the ping-pong championship of San Francisco’s Chinatown–all while hiding out in the Witness Protection Program. A zany yet tender book that will have you laughing out loud. $0.99 on Kindle.
Santa’s Pandemic Cruise
Free: Once Upon a Death
I never chose death—death chose me.
Now I choose change.
Kaah Maah had been the reaper for over a millennia. The mundane repetition of collecting souls night after night from an ever-increasing population was beginning to grind on him. Kaah had witnessed an ocean of unique faces, all confronted with their final moments on earth. Though different in appearance they all showed one final emotion—fear.
Kaah wanted a change. He craved quiet serenity, where he could perfect his yoga poses while listening to his favorite singer Michael Bublè. Kaah wanted nothing more than to retire and become a ‘no one special’ in a ‘nowhere special’ town.
When strange things began happening in Deadend, Ohio, the question had to be asked.
You might be able to take the reaper away from death, but can you ever actually take death away from the reaper? Free on Kindle.
How to Leash a Thief
Life in Pleasant Hills, Texas, flows like sweet molasses. Normally. But nothing is pleasant or normal about murder.
On a hot summer night, southern and sassy Steely Lamarr discovers someone murdered the janitor at her newly acquired dog-grooming shop. Unfortunately, the rest of the community considers the deceased riffraff and a stain on society. But for Steely, the mysterious death of the coworker hits the heart. Steely vows to track down the killer with the help of her motley crew, a cheeky Chihuahua and her best friend Daniel. Except her dogged determination puts her in the doghouse. Especially with the gorgeous, new police officer in town.
When a bank heist turns Pleasant Hills upside down, Steely suspects the two crimes are related, and she sets out to prove it. As Steely chases clues across town, she winds up a suspect, on the murderer’s radar, and her boyfriend kicks her to the curb. She soon realizes, sometimes, the culprit is the one you’d never suspect who’s as crooked as a dog’s hind leg.
Can Steely catch the larcenous killer before she becomes the next victim? $0.99 on Kindle.
Dargo, Eco Hero! A Feel-Good Novella
HILARIOUS, HEART-WARMING, DIFFERENT and DELIGHTFUL!
A lonely young man suffers a massive defeat. When all is lost, he meets a fiery fortune-teller who pleads with him to save her.
Can he re-invent himself as a hero?
An enjoyable timely tale that will appeal to the magic in all of us.
Illustrations. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies
Chapter 1. A California girl named Barb met her prince of a guy. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love, and got married.
Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle in England and they lived happily ever after. THE END.
Luckily, 35+ years of living happened between Chapters 1 and 2, giving Barb plenty of material for this collection (in no particular chronological order) from her newspaper columns, articles, blog posts, and that time she killed Mom.
And that’s before Chapter 3 even starts.
“I have learned to put down the coffee and place breakable objects at a safe distance when a post from Barb Taub comes up. It is very hard to drink coffee and laugh at the same time without redecorating the desk…”—author Sue Vincent. Free on Kindle.
If You See Kay Lie: A Badge Bunny Booze Humorous Mystery
BJ’s life is a three-ring circus. She’s juggling her jobs, her friends, and man-troubles, and then things get complicated.
Out on a morning walk with her dog, Twinkles, BJ stumbles over a dead body. Not quite what she expected before her first cup of coffee – or ever.
Come for a cop, stay for the friendship! $0.99 on Kindle.
Reflections – Monologues and Muses of Modern Times
Think ‘tales of the unexpected’ meets ‘talking heads’! This book is a collection of short monologues that introduces the reader to 6 very different characters who talk to you about their experience of everyday life and how it makes them who they are. Some of the tales contain humour, some are sad but all are seeking sympathy or even, empathy as the reader connects to the subjects and situations. $0.99 on Kindle.
Nothing Man
An Accidental Royal Kidnap
Need a good laugh? If so, grab this hilarious, and often surreal, regal romp that’s packed with majestic mystery, aristocratic intrigue & Great British humour. Join London schoolteacher George Nearly as he tries to work out why there’s a woman on his rug claiming to be a princess, what happened last night and why she thinks she’s been kidnapped! $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Corporate Psycho
If it weren’t so funny, it would be serious, very serious. The corporate world is gripped by a virus of bad behaviour. The corporate psychopaths have taken over.
Disgusting, selfish and downright mean behaviour is dressed and camouflaged as acceptable. We have gone to the dark side. The pressure of delivering year-in-year-out on the undeliverable has made it easier to disguise, but only for a short while, as karma reigns in those guilty. What has happened to the good guys, the standard-bearers of normality, decency and honesty? They are out there, plugging away, day in day out, fighting the good fight in the right way of course.
Let us not despair, let us look for our champions like Max Clarke as he goes head to head, chapter by chapter, in this mockumentary, a true confession of all sorts, as he takes on the psychopaths of big corporations and expose their rearguard and senselessness. The game is corporate snakes and ladders in a journey of witty confrontations, settling each score one by one at corporation Klink.
Corporate Psycho is a satirical expose of a business enterprise and organisation of people coming together in their pursuit of dominance, fame, success and greed. It comes at the expense of decent colleagues, ethical values and the fabric of the organisation and what it originally stood for.
Get your copy of this two-hour read and laugh away, as you will never see your workplace in the same way again! Free on Kindle.
Name the Game
Newer fun game for friends (and foes). Poems of summer sporting events, individual and team sports. Poem titles are hints, or clues to the actual name of the game. Reading further into each poem, reveals a clearer meaning to solve the poem. Play alone or challenge your partner or teammates. Can you get a perfect 130 points? Can you find your own sport? Score well, and have some fun, with this lighter side of works, from the author. $3.99 on Kindle.
Mitzy Moon Mysteries Books 1-3: Paranormal Cozy Mystery (Box Set 1)
Find out why readers are addicted to this series…
The Mitzy Moon Mysteries: Box Set includes the first three books in the hilarious paranormal cozy mystery series. If you like snarky heroines, supernatural misfits, and a dash of romance, then you’ll love Trixie Silvertale’s twisty whodunits. Buy this Box Set to serve up the guilty today! $0.99 on Kindle.