Sci-Fi Shorts II

Sci-Fi Shorts II
Ten humorous science fiction stories telling of a train journey into a parallel world, a hen party in space, a retired scientist who invents an antidote to Murphys Law, and more. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Mama Said

Mama Said
Do you know the difference between Caterwaulin’ and Cattywampus? Or maybe you’re thinking of Catty-corned? Did you know you can use a spider web on a wound to stop bleeding? Just make sure the spider ain’t still on it. Do you know how to make Buckeyes? If you answered NO to these questions, then you need this book!

So many people are moving to the South every day, and to fit in, or at least understand us, you need to learn how to talk right.
Mama Said is a fun and fascinating look at Southern slang expressions and colloquialisms that make talking to someone in the South amusing and frustrating at the same time. There’s also some good Southern recipes and home remedies. This is a collection of the essential phrases and sayings and, well, just some plain ol’ horse sense to help you fit in.
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Free: A Young Woman’s Guide to Life

A Young Woman’s Guide to Life
Since 1996, Ann Aikens’s newspaper column “Upper Valley Girl” has delighted readers with anecdotes, cautionary tales, and Ann’s signature blend of humor and sincerity. Now Ann has collected her best advice into one volume aimed at helping the Young People (hereafter referred to as YPs) avoid her mistakes or at least make more interesting ones. If you’re a young woman looking ahead to college or your first job or serious relationship, or wondering how to navigate your 20s, this book will help you avoid the potholes in the road of life without missing the sights along the way.

In this book, you’ll discover:

  • How to become more comfortable in your own skin by learning to handle criticism and deciding when to say no
  • How to find your own fun, whether that’s going to the movies alone or skinny dipping in the coldest possible water
  • How to make life more fun for everyone else, whether by cutting off a boring storyteller or doing a goofy walk past someone else’s meeting
  • How to appreciate the little joys in life, like a favorite coffee spoon or sending a nutty postcard

All this wisdom and much more plus plenty of laughter is waiting for you in A Young Woman’s Guide to Life. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Heart Shaped Butt

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Hen is distraught! She wants to make a valentine for Cow, but there’s no ribbon! No glue! Not a speck of glitter! What will she do? All seems lost, but then: a stroke of inspiration. Her own butt is heart-shaped! Can she turn her behind into a valentine? Join this dramatic chicken in a charming Valentine’s Day tale that will have the whole family laughing. Free on Kindle.
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Free: Time Out!

Time Out!
“Journey back in time with this imaginative read, full of laughter and the unexpected on every page.” –Nancy Flinchbaugh, Revelation at the Labyrinth Free on Kindle.
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Run Lab Rat Run

Run Lab Rat Run
She’s been a genetic test subject her entire life. To earn her freedom, she just has to survive the deadliest race on earth. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: The Monster That Ate My Socks

Free: The Monster That Ate My Socks
What happens to all of your socks? Monsters eat them of course! This best-selling book by A.J. Cosmo has already delighted thousands of children and makes a perfect treat for Halloween! Free on Kindle.

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The Book of Bart

The Book of Bart

Only one thing is so powerful, so dangerous that Heaven and Hell must work together to find it: the Shard of Gabriel. With a mysterious Black Cloud of Death hot on the shard’s trail, a desperate Heaven enlists the help of Bart, a demon who knows more about the shard than almost anyone. If Bart wants to succeed, he’ll have to fight the temptation to betray Samantha and the allure of the shard. After an existence full of evil, the only way Bart can get right with Hell is to be good. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Switching Hour

Free: Switching Hour

Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it’s enough to make a gal fly off the edge. Not to mention a mission…with no freaking directions. So here I sit in Asscrack, West Virginia trying to figure out how to complete my mysterious mission before All Hallows Eve when I’ll get turned into a mortal. The animals in the area are convinced I’m the Shifter Whisperer (whatever the hell that is) and the hotter-than- asphalt-in-August werewolf thinks I’m his mate. Now apparently I’m slated to save a bunch of hairy freaks of nature? If they think I’m the right witch for the job, they’ve swallowed some bad brew. Free on Kindle.

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Kaffka, the Holy Grail, and a Woman Who Reads: The Quests of Sir Kay

Kaffka, the Holy Grail, and a Woman Who Reads: The Quests of Sir Kay
Peace has finally been achieved—and it sucks. At least for Sir Kay.

I mean, nobody really likes the cold and the fear of war, but compared with now? That delicious, dark-roasted heady beverage Merlin brought back from the Middle East, kaffa, is long gone. Arthur expects Kay to run castle and kingdom, just because he’s the only person in 6th century Britain who can do algebra (if a knight rides forth from Camelot at three leagues per hour . . .). Guinevere treats him as her personal gofer. Middle age is fast upon Kay, and the only quest available is to rescue Miffy, a fair-but-empty-headed lady’s imprisoned dog.

Kaffka, the Holy Grail, and a Woman Who Reads: The Quests of Sir Kay is a warm, humorous glimpse of Arthurian times through the eyes of a Knight of the Round Table who also happens to be a little . . . shall we say, geeky? Sir Kay is a keen observer—witty, introspective, and sarcastic at times—driven by a sharp intellect and a deep longing for something more. $0.99 on Kindle.

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