How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)

How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)
In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you:

– How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together
–  How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal genie and sex slave, so that you can get all the lucky breaks and all the freaky hoes
– How to walk into any brothel in the world and get a girlfriend with only $117 in counterfeit money
– And much, much more! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People (Parody)

Free: The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People (Parody)
The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People has transformed the lives of many inmates at the Puddville, Alabama Psychiatric Hospital, including men and women who think they are Kings, Queens, Presidents, and the reincarnation of Elvis Presley. In short, dozens of people of all ages and professions have benefited from Ronnie Champ’s wisdom, and now you can too! This book contains an excerpt from Ronnie Champ’s classic self-help parody, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People, as well as an exclusive Q & A with author and professional DOMINATOR Ronnie Champ.

Free on Kindle. (Free from April 2nd through April 4th)

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Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again!

Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again!
Marty Mann and Nellie Dixon are back for another irreverent, liberal, twisty, time-travel comedy! This time they have Jesus Christ, the actual guy, on their side. What would happen if a gun-hating brown-skinned Jesus time traveled to 2020 America? $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Awaken the Giant Asshole Within!

Free: Awaken the Giant Asshole Within!
Are you ready to awaken the giant asshole within? Are you ready to achieve true greatness in Life? Then you will benefit from the wisdom of Ronnie Champ, professional Dominator.

This book is a collection of three funny parodies, excerpted from Mr. Champ’s hilarious self-help parody, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People; his politically incorrect satire, Mismanagement Is an Art; and his humor blog, www.RonnieChamp.com.

Ronnie Champ’s inner giant is woke, and he’s stomping around like Godzilla, tearing shit up, and crushing people like bugs under his feet! If you want to wake up the giant within you, then this book can show you how! Free on Kindle.

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How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)

How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)
In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you:

  • How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together
  • How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal genie and sex slave, so that you can get all the lucky breaks and all the freaky hoes
  • How to walk into any brothel in the world and get a girlfriend with only $117 in counterfeit money
  • And much, much more! $2.99  on Kindle.

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The Bucket Shop

The Bucket Shop
Fresh out of college and desperate for work, Ben Thompson takes a job as an account rep in a wild and nutty call center. $2.99 on Kindle.

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The Chauvinist’s Guide to Modern Romance

The Chauvinist’s Guide to Modern Romance

The Chauvinist’s Guide is a humorous look at sexual politics from a gender strategy point-of-view. The Guide offers many, many interesting insights into the subject, saying nothing of offering the best cache of images ever found in such a work.

For the young man who possibly has never read a book, this is the book for him! He may read it cover-to-cover on the day he opens it!

The Guide is enjoyed by both genders and all ages. No nudity or crudity here.

So, learn the ways of the chauvinist stud. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Fat Kid Stuck in a Flume

Fat Kid Stuck in a Flume
Alan Rose is a part-time comedian and full-time Civil Servant. He spends his days dodging work and his nights in run down comedy clubs, dreaming of the big time.

Frankie Fortune was a minor Music Hall celebrity, making a comeback on the alternative comedy scene of the 1980’s, before his untimely death.

The Merton Palace Theatre, a famous old venue has fallen into disrepair. Now a scheming property developer wants to knock it down with the help of a corrupt council official.

Two comedians. One alive. One dead. Together can they save the theatre from demolition? $0.99 on Kindle.

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Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a Bordello

Are voters really ready for the whole truth?

Are you?

Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
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In the Image of Man

In the Image of Man
There is an ancient godling adrift in the Universe and he is desperate for believers. This tiny god, who comes to be known as Bob, is small, powerless and unseen. But modern life takes its toll, even on a higher deity…and soon, there is a challenge that he may not be able to meet…

Written in a tongue-in-cheek style and beautifully written throughout. This book will make you smile. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Looking Back on Sodom

Looking Back on Sodom
Navigating the New Orleans scene just before Hurricane Katrina, a group of friends finds love, laughter, and heartbreak before their lives get swept away. Tabitha comes to New Orleans to find freedom. Her reckless ways destroy the comfortable lives of cousins Dalton and Mousey. $0.99 on Kindle.

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How I Learned I’m Old

How I Learned I’m Old
HOW I LEARNED I’M OLD is a collection of humorous essays embedded with a smattering of serious insights. Together, they tell the tale of about what happens when middle age mysteriously departs and old age claims its territory.

For this country’s 38 million BABY BOOMERS, topics like ‘The New Party Game’ (counting wrinkles on other women’s faces), the insulting arrival of chin hairs and the sudden inability to monitor personal opinions in the presence of strangers have universal appeal. So do chapters about ‘Mean Girls’ in their seventies and the emotional legacy of mothers.The book is divided into sections; “Mind” “Body” and “Spirit”.

Always with a comical overtone, it also delves into the more important benefits and realizations of the aging process; what friends teach us by example, who we miss most when they’re gone and which values really matter.A former regional media writer/producer, Romney Humphrey is a produced playwright Off-Off-Broadway, in California and the Northwest. She has won national awards for her media writing and producing. See price on Kindle.

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My Jobs and Why They All Sucked

My Jobs and Why They All Sucked
Yes, every one of them. In this book Leonard Stegmann shares the lifetime of misery that has been his employment history. Lots of laughs for you. Not so much for him. Also included: What’s Annoying Me Now, The Fifth Floor Girls, Tales of Unspeakable Woe and more. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Pack Those Bags: A Wanderlust Adventure

Pack Those Bags: A Wanderlust Adventure
Adrian Hill has an incredible plan to start his summer working abroad. Using the expertise acquired through business school, he plans to game the system and earn big money gambling the markets. But his hot head, personal vices and the crazy chance he got with the Brazilian pornstar make him lose control. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Dying To Be Famous

Dying To Be Famous
Celebrities have secrets to die for. Meet the man who knows them all.

Dying To Be Famous’ is a shocking yet hilarious journey into the dark side of celebrity that’s not for the weak of heart or easily offended. Featuring murder, scandal, violence, very strange eating habits and blackmail it will change the way you view celebrity culture forever! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: NASA’s 1st Mission to Mars – For What?!!!

Free: NASA’s 1st Mission to Mars – For What?!!!
“A spellbinding mix of drama, sci-fi, and humor, delivered in a style that is inimitable, and featuring awesome characters on a rollicking ride to Mars and back.” Penniless, flat broke, sleeping in a cardboard box in a tent city on the South Side of Chicago, this formerly undistinguished man, Stanley Marczek, becomes the first man to walk on Mars. How is it possible? The capacity to survive in a confined space, for months, on the journey to Mars is one clue. He accepts NASA’s offer, seeing it as an opportunity to remake his life, earn a cool three million bucks, and return to Earth a hero. But when the mission is complete, he publicly questions the wisdom of all manned missions to Mars, to the embarrassment of NASA. On this adventure, you’ll experience the challenge and all the excitement of a real Mars landing and visit by Man. Free on Kindle.

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Barnabas Tew and the Case of the Nine Worlds

Barnabas Tew and the Case of the Nine Worlds

Everyone’s favorite bumbling detective, Barnabas Tew, is back! He’s as confused as ever but is ready to save the world once more…this time from Ragnarok. It seems that someone has set in motion a string of events that will trigger the ending of the world as we know it, unless Barnabas can discover the culprit and foil the plan before it’s too late. Can he make his way through the Nine Worlds of Viking mythology and outwit the dastardly mastermind behind the plan, or is Ragnarok inevitable? $2.99 on Kindle.


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A Piece of Her Soul

A Piece of Her Soul
Random, funny stories of a Baby Boomer mom whose lingerie slip has fallen four inches below her hem during her nephew’s wedding. Your mom will relate, as she’s asking you to fix her cell phone. A Piece of Her Soul is written by Amy McVay Abbott, a humorist also featured in the first Erma Bombeck Writer’s Workshop anthology. Matt Bombeck, the late Erma Bombeck’s son, writes the foreword for this book that will give you that warm feeling inside. And couldn’t we all use that warmth and laughter every day? $1.99 on Kindle.

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