Free: Divine Space Gods III: Rangda’s Shenanigans

Free: Divine Space Gods III: Rangda’s Shenanigans
When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity’s future is at stake.

The Divine Plan faces a hiccup. Instead of giving birth to the Chosen One, the rebel Keila unleashes the evil Space Demon Rangda and her army of man-eating Xenos upon humankind.

Eventually, Keila’s daughter Sabina must face Rangda. But Sabina hasn’t trained and isn’t interested in fighting Rangda. Only a miracle can save us! Free on Kindle.

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Episodes From Office Life

Episodes From Office Life

In a Britain which has recently seceded from something bigger and fuzzier, Mike Allen is a team leader in a State body which does indescribable things with unsuspecting other things.

In a series of farcical, and occasionally risqué, comic adventures, the team find themselves challenged by a hex-casting Roma woman, Russian spies, a trade union hit man, devious senior management, and a host of other undesirables.

Through the provocations, the trials, and the sheer naughtiness of it all, Mike and his companions emerge as inadvertent champions of the put-upon office worker. $3.33 on Kindle.

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Boner the Barbarian Online XIII: Level Doofus

Boner the Barbarian Online XIII: Level Doofus
A LitRPG satire.

READY, PLAYER ONE?

The best RPG game of the millennium is here! BONER THE BARBARIAN ONLINE XIII! Now with tens of thousands of quantum servers, a simplified interface, and nanite hardware. A vastly enhanced living, realistic digital world! FULL IMMERSION!

Wait! There’s more! Version XIII offers you the best of the combined MIBAN and Chap-U gaming worlds! Play traditional or your own brand of RPG! Enter lands where cultivation and qi styles of play are available! Learn the language, enjoy the different cultures, and then – hack, slash, burn, hex, blast, or freeze your enemies to your heart’s content! Hear the lamentations of their women before they bring out their biiigggg knives! Crush their puny kingdoms under your sandaled feet! If you can find them or understand the language!

Meet deities, demons, champions, and people who want to kill you! There are no NPC’s in this game! Each character you meet is unique and will act as a thinking and living being! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Daisy in the Doghouse

Free: Daisy in the Doghouse
Daisy In The Doghouse is a dark, funny, family story about exposing corporate greed and a grass-roots movement to make the world a better place. In the wake of the 2008 financial crisis, Jack Sullivan, former CEO and current stay-at-home dad, struggles to find an outlet for his frustrations with the unfair financial systems of corporate America. Free on Kindle.

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Dark Knights: The Dark Humor of Police Officers

Dark Knights: The Dark Humor of Police Officers

There is nothing quite like the police officer sense of humor.

Police Officers are the modern-day embodiment of medieval knights, going to work each day with a noble cause to protect and serve society. The profession requires cops to see people at their worst. They see death, tragedy, crime, and despair on a daily basis. The very nature of the tasks cops perform, and the things cops see skews their sense of humor. Sometimes, a sense of humor is the only defense mechanism in a police officer’s toolbox. Stripped of the ability to laugh, or forced to be politically correct in a politically incorrect work environment can be hazardous to one’s health. Coping becomes an essential component of a police officer’s arsenal. One of the primary coping mechanisms utilized by cops is humor. A cop can find something funny about almost anything, regardless of how tragic the circumstances. Dark humor involves making light of a serious, disturbing or taboo subject matter. It is sometimes viewed as morbid, cruel, offensive, and graphic in nature and is yet, still found funny. This is the story of the author’s twenty-year police career with the New York City Transit Police and NYPD as he worked with some of New York City’s darkest knights – those cops who did and said the funniest things under the most difficult circumstances. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Running With Wolves: A Woman’s Memoir of Sex, Scandal and Seduction

Free: Running With Wolves: A Woman’s Memoir of Sex, Scandal and Seduction
Playboy, celebs, the Hollywood Casting Couch to Silicon Valley and online adult sites, the hilarious scandalous real truth behind the scenes of the adult business. Free on Kindle.
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The Unlounging

The Unlounging
Named a best book of 2018 by both Kirkus Reviews (“funny, wise, and poignant”) and BlueInk Review (“Selraybob is lovable”), The Unlounging is your midsummer must read.

Not yet thirty and already beaten down and washed-up, Selraybob spends his days on his worn out lounger, drinking quarts of Busch and talking to his buddy Herm on the phone. Until, right in the middle of his wife’s long-overdue goodbye speech, Selraybob has an epiphany. It’s about Time. Time, he determines, is a count. It’s only a count. Einstein was wrong. And life on the lounger will never be the same. $0.99 on Kindle

 

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Free: Saint Bob Day

Free: Saint Bob Day
5 years into the Federal Witness Security Program, former trucking executive, Bob Deighton, lives a quiet life as Bob Day, senior maintenance man at the Belle Rive Lodge and Club, Florida’s 4 diamond oceanfront resort hotel, until the day he saves 3 lives, becomes a local hero and his low profile fades. Bob’s past is about to catch up with him. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Mismanagement Is an Art (Satire)

Free: Mismanagement Is an Art (Satire)
Here is a funny political satire of Trump in time for the 2020 campaign!

Does your ego dwarf your IQ? Do you throw temper tantrums when people say “No” to you? Do you like to take credit for others’ hard work and good ideas, while blaming everyone else for your own foolish blunders? If you answered “yes” to these questions, then you have what it takes to become a successful leader in America. This tongue-in-cheek, black comedy satire will show you how to manage your organization Trump-style! Free on Kindle


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Free: The Pizza Prophet

Free: The Pizza Prophet
Following a near-death experience, an aging pizza delivery expert presumes he’s a prophet and a local prostitute his unsuspecting oracle. The Pizza Prophet is hilarity with all the toppings: mobsters, romance and plenty of tips (from above). Free on Kindle.

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Free Seas: Orion

Free Seas: Orion
Avast, mateys!

Follow the adventures of the esteemed Water Elemental known as Captain Lefty, commander of the mighty pirate ship, the Fallen Angel, as he and his quirky yet charming crew fight to save the world from the menace of Orion, an irate giant from beyond the stars, hell-bent on getting violent revenge for the tragedies of his past. Enter this magical world today and set sail! $0.99 on Kindle.

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A Haunted Past

A Haunted Past

Angie Conaty, has long suffered from a reoccurring nightmare. The same one she’s had since childhood. As an adult the dreams come far less frequently, due to her demanding public relations position, in the Toronto based reality television station, Gottchaon TV. The channel is in hot water currently, with the creators son – an entitled rich manchild – at the helm. Knowing that his mother, Judy Jones the creator of the investigative reality channel, hand picked Angie to mentor, Jason elects Angie to be the assistant director for his new show, Sustainable. Angie has no choice but to fly out to the remote fishing town in British Columbia, the very next morning.

When she arrives, things quickly take a turn for the worst! Her dreams become hallucinations, and they come vividly, while she is fully lucid, and working with the handsome and rugged Max Murphy, Sustainable’s leading man! Soon Angie accidently enlist the help of local mediums, and husbands Yin and Larry, two charmingly different characters, who immediately take Angie under their wing. Can Angie solve the mystery of her Haunted Past? $2.99 on Kindle.

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One Fine Mess

One Fine Mess
One Fine Mess is an action-packed crime comedy, set in Vermont, with a strong female protagonist. There is no maple syrup, but there are mobsters, cops, drug dealers, and a head in a box. Think fun. Think suspense. Think wild, sexy ride. It’s time to show some ovaries. $0.99 on Kindle

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Lord of the Zombies: Box Set

Lord of the Zombies: Box Set

Lord of the Zombies is a hilariously gruesome spin on the zombie apocalypse story. If you like Shaun of the Dead, classic sci-fi flicks, and deranged zombie killing goats, then this saga is right up your alley.

In Apocalypse, Simon is 40, single, and hasn’t done anything memorable with his life. When a freak energy wave from space wreaks havoc upon the earth, he turns from ordinary to extraordinary in a hurry.

On the run with a handful of survivors, Simon has one huge problem: his best friend Nick has become a zombie and is assembling an undead army to hunt him down.

In Awakening, The shortest apocalypse in history is over. After saving all of humanity, Simon wakes to find he’s a human-zombie hybrid. As if that weren’t enough, he’s discovered a new plot to take over the world.

With his friends taken hostage and a mad general fixing to get a piece of his DNA, Simon must learn to fight once more. Will using his newfound zombie superpowers be enough to save humanity the second time around?

In Armageddon, a race of intergalactic lizards arrives in orbit and lays siege to the planet.

With Earth’s armies in retreat, it will fall to Simon once more to fight the invaders and risk making the situation worse… if that’s even possible. $2.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Detective Schizoaffective

Free: Detective Schizoaffective
At 35 years old, Jameson is battling a major depressive episode after experiencing a bout of mania he never saw coming. Worst of all, he’s forgotten what to hope for. Driven by a few chance encounters and an investment opportunity of a lifetime, Jameson takes a leap of faith and finds himself soaring toward a new beginning. The sudden control he has over everything is intoxicating, but it comes with a harsh consequence. Faced with the threat of throwing away his whole life, and his family, Jameson has no choice but to go all-in. Free on Kindle

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Relative Genius

Relative Genius

Relative Genius chronicles a variety of the funny, silly, and misguided things said and done by adults. It might be from a relative, a friend, or the relative genius of strangers that think of themselves as intelligent. It could be considered a malapropism, an eggcorn, or a misspoken idiom. Whatever the category, they are perfect for a good laugh, which we all should do more. You can consume it for five minutes after work to de-stress or invite friends over to share samples over drinks. If you want to feel better about yourself, or just feel like roaring with laughter, then this book is for you. $1.99 on Kindle



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Free: Jacobites by Name

Free: Jacobites by Name
The Tory government in London have appointed a Viceroy to run Scotland to stop a second independence referendum being held. The result is a Jacobite Rebellion. Chaos ensues. Meanwhile, someone is trying to clone Nessie. Free on Kindle.

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Sally Stanford, California’s Grand Bordello House Madam

Sally Stanford, California’s Grand Bordello House Madam

Sally Stanford didn’t set out to be a madam, but she openly tells how it happened. Sally tells about the scandalous and riotous happenings along the way to her becoming perhaps California’s most famous bordello house madam.

She openly declares that Humphrey Bogart was banned from her establishment because of his treatment of her girls. She characterized Actor Errol Flynn was one of her favorite customers. $1.99 on Kindle.

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