Y’all come spend the Hollerdays with us. Word of warning. Stay away from the bucklure! There’s a badass reindeer running wild in the trailer park. $2.99 on Kindle.
Happy Hollerdays From Nightshade Trailer Park: A Supernatural Comedy Series
November 30, 2019 By
Mel and Shar’s Erptoc Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life
November 14, 2019 By
Are baby boomers panting for Elderly Erotica?
Mel and Shar, two friends of a certain age, say, “Absolutely!”
So, despite the fact that neither lady has ever watched a porn video or read anything steamier than Eighties romances, they decide Elderly Erotica is their ticket to fame and fortune.
Follow the adventures of Mel and Shar, as they kind of, sort of explore all things erotic—and prove there’s still life left in at least a few boomers! $0.99 on Kindle.
Hedgehog Hotel
November 8, 2019 By
A collection of true, funny stories about a family’s time as wild hedgehog carers. $0.99 on Kindle.
Mel and Shar’s Erotic Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life
November 6, 2019 By
Are baby boomers panting for Elderly Erotica?
Mel and Shar, two friends of a certain age, say, “Absolutely!”
So, despite the fact that neither lady has ever watched a porn video or read anything steamier than Eighties romances, they decide Elderly Erotica is their ticket to fame and fortune.
Follow the adventures of Mel and Shar, as they kind of, sort of explore all things erotic—and prove there’s still life left in at least a few boomers! $2.99 on Kindle.
Captain Shoelace: Seasonal Mayhem
October 17, 2019 By
The first book in the Captain Shoelace trilogy, this is an introduction to the crazy world of Captain Shoelace. A hilarious tale of the first year of his life in the English village of Effam. The tale is split over four seasons. Each chapter recounts how the Captain’s life accelerates into a living nightmare; as his endeavors to impress his fellow villagers constantly fall way short of the mark. This gentle narrative is a stark warning to all that pretentiousness does not pay. $1.99 on Kindle.
Free: Managed Care
October 14, 2019 By
Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t occupy nearly enough of his time.
When foster kid Elroy is thrust into his life, Frank decides to turn this forced relationship to his advantage – launching a string of absurd decisions, inappropriate behaviors and unexpected glimpses of tenderness that ultimately turn a New Jersey suburb upside down. A laugh-out-loud celebration of bad choices for good causes, Managed Care is an offbeat story about three misfits on the social fringes of suburbia and their ridiculous campaign to introduce an unfiltered version of intimacy to their stale, impersonal community. Because, according to Frank, it’s probably what Jesus would have wanted. Free on Kindle.
Faster Than a Whippoorwill’s Ass
October 8, 2019 By
A.J. Goode looks at some of life’s funnier moments while sharing insights into small-town life, parenting, and class reunions. Her slightly twisted views on life and the world, in general, will lift your spirits and leave you smiling. $0.99 on Kindle.
The Cover Up
October 5, 2019 By
What could link a webcam girl, a cross-dressing police chief and an escaped ferret?
A British nation torn by Brexit staggers on. Frankie Ferret, a pre-school children’s TV celebrity escapes into sewers of London and surely is dead. The people unite in grief. Chief Inspector Crispin Bissel, is in charge. He knows just the officer to front up the search, his wild, sexy ex-girlfriend, Selena Fontesse.
As Bissel dreams of kudos from finding the animal, he also dreams of rekindling the flame of lust if not love…
An outrageous madcap comedy walk on the wild side. Buy this book and forgive yourself for laughing. It’s not incorrect if you didn’t mean to. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Reality Barks
September 26, 2019 By
A wickedly funny, tenderhearted DWC – Dog With Character, unleashes his feelings about his bizarre relationship with his new humans.
Booranyup Dog Pound is the last place a lost dog wants to end up. He knows his days are numbered. All the dogs do. Reality Barks. So this one, “Barney”, an ordinary country mutt, is amazed when two glossy Sydney Metro couples adopt him and catapult into the confusing life of a Timeshare dog. Suddenly “Barney” becomes “Elliott”, and shuttles between their two up-market homes and their Timeshare Beach House.
What happens then forever changes the Aussie bitser’s life. It’s Elliott’s “doggy confidential” story of rescue and redemption, tears, fears and laughter. He’s a clever dog with a nose for a plot. He understands everything his Metros say. Even stranger, he can read their auras too- so he always knows when Jamie, the Alpha Human of the pack, is up to no good. Then, when Jamie’s Big Plan surprises even him, Elliott has no option but to go for broke. He’s in, win, lose or draw. Dogs can dream too! Free on Kindle.
Free: The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People
September 19, 2019 By
The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People (satire) has transformed the lives of many inmates at the Puddville, Alabama Psychiatric Hospital, including men and women who think they are Kings, Queens, Presidents, and the reincarnation of Elvis Presley; in short, dozens of people of all ages and professions have benefited from Ronnie Champ’s wisdom, and now you can too! Free on Kindle.
Pianist in a Bordello
September 18, 2019 By
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth?
Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.
And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all.
He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become.
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
The Bucket Shop
September 13, 2019 By
Ben Thompson shows up for his job as a rookie sales rep with a brand new college degree, extra-large student loan debt and nothing at all to prepare him for life at the Americana Software and Hardware call center. Ben learns quickly how to deal with an intimidating bank of phones in a leaky wreck of a building, a psychotic boss, a sales team of misfits ranging from Alcoholic to Zany, and a drop-dead gorgeous co-worker who scares him to death.
The Bucket Shop takes the reader on a good-natured romp through a rough and tumble world of fast talk and shady dealings as Michael Angelus’s memorable characters stumble and bungle their way through a wild variety of page-turning adventures. $0.99 on Kindle.
Misadventures in Real Estate
September 7, 2019 By
Do you like stories about strippers, bears, alligators, wartime romance, or aliens?
Are you interested in learning how to become physically fitter, mentally healthier, strengthening your marriage, or maybe just an all-around better human being?
From beginning to end, this book will keep you entertained and laughing. The outlandish stories also teach valuable life lessons that are concise and surprisingly insightful. You might just discover a thing or two about human nature and the comical aspects of almost any situation. $2.99 on Kindle.
Episodes From Office Life
September 3, 2019 By
In a Britain which has recently seceded from something bigger and fuzzier, Mike Allen is a team leader in a State body which does indescribable things with unsuspecting other things.
In a series of farcical, and occasionally risqué, comic adventures, the team find themselves challenged by a hex-casting Roma woman, Russian spies, a trade union hit man, devious senior management, and a host of other undesirables.
Through the provocations, the trials, and the sheer naughtiness of it all, Mike and his companions emerge as inadvertent champions of the put-upon office worker. $3.33 on Kindle.
Free: Daisy in the Doghouse
August 29, 2019 By
Daisy In The Doghouse is a dark, funny, family story about exposing corporate greed and a grass-roots movement to make the world a better place. In the wake of the 2008 financial crisis, Jack Sullivan, former CEO and current stay-at-home dad, struggles to find an outlet for his frustrations with the unfair financial systems of corporate America. Free on Kindle.
Free: Running With Wolves: A Woman’s Memoir of Sex, Scandal and Seduction
August 19, 2019 By
Playboy, celebs, the Hollywood Casting Couch to Silicon Valley and online adult sites, the hilarious scandalous real truth behind the scenes of the adult business. Free on Kindle.
Free: Saint Bob Day
July 17, 2019 By
5 years into the Federal Witness Security Program, former trucking executive, Bob Deighton, lives a quiet life as Bob Day, senior maintenance man at the Belle Rive Lodge and Club, Florida’s 4 diamond oceanfront resort hotel, until the day he saves 3 lives, becomes a local hero and his low profile fades. Bob’s past is about to catch up with him. Free on Kindle.
Free: The Pizza Prophet
July 1, 2019 By
Following a near-death experience, an aging pizza delivery expert presumes he’s a prophet and a local prostitute his unsuspecting oracle. The Pizza Prophet is hilarity with all the toppings: mobsters, romance and plenty of tips (from above). Free on Kindle.
One Fine Mess
May 25, 2019 By
One Fine Mess is an action-packed crime comedy, set in Vermont, with a strong female protagonist. There is no maple syrup, but there are mobsters, cops, drug dealers, and a head in a box. Think fun. Think suspense. Think wild, sexy ride. It’s time to show some ovaries. $0.99 on Kindle
Lord of the Zombies: Box Set
May 18, 2019 By
Lord of the Zombies is a hilariously gruesome spin on the zombie apocalypse story. If you like Shaun of the Dead, classic sci-fi flicks, and deranged zombie killing goats, then this saga is right up your alley.
In Apocalypse, Simon is 40, single, and hasn’t done anything memorable with his life. When a freak energy wave from space wreaks havoc upon the earth, he turns from ordinary to extraordinary in a hurry.
On the run with a handful of survivors, Simon has one huge problem: his best friend Nick has become a zombie and is assembling an undead army to hunt him down.
In Awakening, The shortest apocalypse in history is over. After saving all of humanity, Simon wakes to find he’s a human-zombie hybrid. As if that weren’t enough, he’s discovered a new plot to take over the world.
With his friends taken hostage and a mad general fixing to get a piece of his DNA, Simon must learn to fight once more. Will using his newfound zombie superpowers be enough to save humanity the second time around?
In Armageddon, a race of intergalactic lizards arrives in orbit and lays siege to the planet.
With Earth’s armies in retreat, it will fall to Simon once more to fight the invaders and risk making the situation worse… if that’s even possible. $2.99 on Kindle.
Free: Jacobites by Name
April 29, 2019 By
The Tory government in London have appointed a Viceroy to run Scotland to stop a second independence referendum being held. The result is a Jacobite Rebellion. Chaos ensues. Meanwhile, someone is trying to clone Nessie. Free on Kindle.
Sally Stanford, California’s Grand Bordello House Madam
April 29, 2019 By
Sally Stanford didn’t set out to be a madam, but she openly tells how it happened. Sally tells about the scandalous and riotous happenings along the way to her becoming perhaps California’s most famous bordello house madam.
She openly declares that Humphrey Bogart was banned from her establishment because of his treatment of her girls. She characterized Actor Errol Flynn was one of her favorite customers. $1.99 on Kindle.
The REAL Program Manager’s Handbook
April 24, 2019 By
Do you work a 9 to 5? It doesn’t matter if you manage projects, crunch numbers, or bag groceries 5 days a week. Chances are you run into more than one of these annoying situations: a co-worker who calls to ask you the SAME question you’ve answered at least 3 times already. A seemingly never-ending meeting that cuts into your valuable online shopping or gaming time.
The solutions to these and other insanely irritating situations are found right here in this brief, easy-to-follow handbook. And when I say brief, I mean brief. I know how precious your time is. After all, it’s not quitting time just yet. You’ve got status updates, tweeting, and a ton of weekend planning to do! $2.99 on Kindle
Aunt Lucie’s legacy
April 7, 2019 By
Aunt Lucie is a real pain in the neck. Her testament is crystal clear: to collect the inheritance, her nephews and their families have to move into her house, which is definitely not a palace! Aunt Lucie has another surprise up her sleeve, a sort of mad treasure hunt, ankle-deep in mud. Comical situations, flavorsome dialog and dramatic turns of events come fast and furious. $0.99 on Kindle.
How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)
April 5, 2019 By
In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you:
– How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together
– How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal genie and sex slave, so that you can get all the lucky breaks and all the freaky hoes
– How to walk into any brothel in the world and get a girlfriend with only $117 in counterfeit money
– And much, much more! $0.99 on Kindle.
