Free: A Comedian Walks Into A Funeral Home

A Comedian Walks Into A Funeral Home

“Comedy for the Dead. Talk about a tough comedy crowd … An intelligent story that shines the light of laughter into the shadows of loss. It grabs you from the start and never let’s go.”
–Louie Anderson, Comedian, Actor, Author

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But It’s Okay If I Do It: True Confessions of an Unintentional A$$HOLE

…But It’s Okay If I Do It: True Confessions of an Unintentional A$$HOLE is a light-hearted look about gaining valuable insights when coping with a variety of relatable, yet sometimes absurd real-life scenarios.

Shirley Laffa doesn’t mean to be an A$$HOLE. But hypocritically tells herself it’s okay if SHE does it, in a pinch. Like after failing to recognize a celebrity guest at a work event or getting caught naked by her potential mother-in-law. This book will strike a chord with every woman who tries to be perfect in an imperfect world.

While attempting to become a ballerina/waiting tables and then enduring cubicle hell, Shirley learns essential lessons. Compounded by the pitfalls of demanding parents, she agonizes with obsessive worries and second-guessing herself. As a recovering people pleasing addict and chronic sufferer of foot-in-mouth disease, hilarious laugh out loud antics showcase Shirley’s own brand of offbeat self-help and unique humour.

We can all relate to embarrassing ourselves; struggling with relentless approval seeking; nagging obsessions about weight; relationships; and workplace tribulations. But taking the opportunity to gain collective wisdom from universal mistakes will lead you to ultimately realize we’re all in this together, and need to be kinder to ourselves, and to each other.

Giddy up for a guilty pleasure ride on an amusing cringe-worthy tour. You’ll be sure to depart feeling lighter, wiser and more in charge of your own destiny! $5.99 on Kindle.
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Free: His Father’s Mustache

His Father’s Mustache* His Father’s Mustache *
Ziggy’s dad had a mustache, extra-long,
it had shiny hairs, was healthy and strong.
When it was cold, and snow hit the ground
he wrapped his ‘stache like a scarf all around.
When he left the house and said goodbye,
his ‘stach left after an hour (and that’s no lie!)
The story develops the child’s imagination and teaches valuable messages in a humoristic way with fun rhymes! Free on Kindle.
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Quest (The Sylvalla Chronicles Book 1)

Quest (The Sylvalla Chronicles Book 1)

Sylvalla escapes Avondale castle and the life of a princess, in search of the adventure she’s always wanted. Once found, adventure bites back.

Fortunately, she’s not alone. Unfortunately, her new-found companions are less than heroic. Jonathan, would rather make money than learn wizardry. Dirk, would rather live a long and happy life than confront danger. And at 150, old Capro would rather stop gallivanting, and harangue unsuspecting wizardry students about his glory days over a nice cup of tea.

Quest has everything, heroes, monsters, chases, escapes and a complete lack of true love. A celebration of adventure fantasy, Quest is a quirky and original fantasy from award-winning and USA Today Bestselling author, A.J. Ponder on behalf of Wizardly historian, F Fraderghast. Become a student of magic today, and discover the true fighter, warrior, and most unprincesslike Princess Sylvalla, as she battles for her place as a hero. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Oh Daddy Chronicles

Oh Daddy Chronicles

Imagine being a fly eavesdropping on Trump’s Oval Office conversations. This political satire’s 46 skit-like episodes, described as Saturday Night Live on steroids, do just that. Perfect for fans of Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah, this two-time award winner for Humor will have you laughing your butt off. $2.99 on Kindle.
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Alan and Frankie

Alan Rose is a part time comedian and full time civil servant . He spends his days dodging work and his nights in run down comedy clubs, dreaming of the big time.

Frankie Fortune was a minor music hall celebrity making a comeback in the alternative comedy scene of the 1980s before his untimely death .

Two comedians. One Alive. One Dead. A theatre that needs saving from developers. A visit to the peculiar village of Maiden’s Dribble and the mysterious Sanctuary of the Bee. A Christmas trip to Lapland and a starring role role in the paranormal TV series ‘Scared Stiff.’

Join Alan and Frankie as they try to make sense of the world across four hilarious books.

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7 1/2 Habits To Help You Become More Humorous, Happier and Healthier

7 1/2 Habits To Help You Become More Humorous, Happier & Healthie
A compelling mix of entertaining humor and self-help, an invaluable manual. The focus is on humor as a means of coping. This book discusses the normal life problems and how looking at them through a different lens, a humorous one, can change your entire outlook on these issues. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: An Accidental Royal Kidnap

An Accidental Royal Kidnap
A playful, very English, first-person comedy that follows the fortunes of London schoolteacher George Nearly after he discovers a princess on his living-room rug. Full of fun, quirky characters and observations on modern life, it’s a royally funny novel guaranteed to raise a titter from Balmoral to Buckingham Palace. (Book 1 of 3) Free on Kindle.

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Free: Mauve Alert

Mauve Alert
The world needs a hilarious absurdist/rom-com/drama/sci-fi/thriller/satire and Mauve Alert is here to fill that need!

Enter the world of Ava Birchcroft, award-winning author, as she tackles daily life alongside a literary agent with a faulty metal hand, a sneering case of Writer’s Block, accusations of offending the entire Swedish nation and a global conspiracy by a mysterious trillionaire and his psychotic daughter. You’ll read nothing quite like ‘Mauve Alert’! Free on Kindle.

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Free: A Comedian Walks Into A Funeral Home

A Comedian Walks Into A Funeral Home

Vince Locker’s life is tragic. His comedy act for the LaughCom competition has just bombed, ruining any chance of the cash prize he desperately needed. His life is in tatters; abandoned by his father as a child, an estranged wife, Jessica, who he seems to disappoint just by his mere existence, and living in his mother’s house with his bipolar brother and facing foreclosure. As he stands on Smith Avenue Bridge, suicide seems the only option until he is unexpectedly rescued by an old school mortician named Truss. Vince meets another of Truss’s rescues, Winona. Although beyond social norms, the trio seize on a quick cash fix that just might help Vince meet his child support demands–comedic tributes for the dead. The eulogies are hilarious and off the wall, sometimes disastrous and sometimes enlightening. They propel Vince into the dark underworld of the funeral industry, life insurance scams, savage politics, a kidnapping, the murder investigation of a destitute unclaimed young woman and threats to Jessica and his young daughter. As details of the murdered young woman are slowly revealed, Vince realizes that he has many ghosts of his own to put to rest. Free on Kindle.
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Dad Jokes for New Dads

Dad Jokes for New Dads
This book is jam-packed with the most iconic dad jokes you’ll find. Your kids will not be able to stop rolling on the floor in laughter or covering their faces in embarrassment. True to the dad joke style, we’ve made sure all the jokes here are so bad they’re impossible not to laugh at. Whatever the occasion, this joke book has got you covered! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Oh Daddy Chronicles

Oh Daddy Chronicles

Gold Medal Winner – Humor – Readers’ Favorite Awards. Described as “Saturday Night Live, in written form, on steroids,” 46 hilarious skits follow the craziness of Trump’s presidency and feature fictional conversations in the Oval Office.

The unexplainable is explained, such as why Trump was so enamored with hydroxychloroquine and the real reason behind the Bible stunt at St. John’s Church. While Artisan Book Reviews calls the book “Dave Barry meets Douglas Adams,” former U.S. Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle sums it up as “Excellent political satire.” $2.99 on Kindle.

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Scam A-Lama Hardball

Jump into the sleazy side of Show Business and laugh out loud at the crazy plot twists in the fast-paced comedy crime novel. All Rock Star Marc Charles has to do to reboot his career is to sign a big, new album contract. But there’s a catch…isn’t there always? He has to record a really shitty song as part of the deal. Grab it at this special price while it’s still on pre-order. $1.99 on Kindle.

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The Road To COVID-30: Self-Help Satire For The Soul

The Road To COVID-30: Self-Help Satire For The Soul

Inspired by self-help books which are generally not applicable during a global pandemic (especially hot yoga), and the unique moment when first-world countries started comparing themselves with Iraq – this book is meant to unravel the mysteries of the reality presented to you. $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Doomsday Machine

The Doomsday Machine
A COMEDY TWIST ON THE TRADITIONAL SCI-FI SPACE OPERA

Could you work with your ex? Could you trust them to keep your secrets?

In the first book of this parody space opera series, garbage freighter Space Scrap 17 is selected for a top-secret mission. Captain Daisy Daryl and XO Michigan Jones must forget their failed romance and work together to save their ship from the Doomsday Machine. $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Ping-Pong Champion of Chinatown

The Ping-Pong Champion of Chinatown
Buffeted by an ever-optimistic attitude, Gertie McDowell, a naive young girl from backwoods Kentucky, pens her diary–a series of bizarre misadventures that take her from starring on a foot fetish site in Los Angeles to hustling bets as a mechanical bull rider in Texas. From serving a stint in West Virginia’s Alderson Prison, because she “trusted the wrong kind of fella,” to getting sold into white slavery. But perhaps her crowning mishap is seeking the ping-pong championship of San Francisco’s Chinatown–all while hiding out in the Witness Protection Program. A zany yet tender book that will have you laughing out loud. $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Once Upon a Death

Once Upon a Death

I never chose death—death chose me.
Now I choose change.
Kaah Maah had been the reaper for over a millennia. The mundane repetition of collecting souls night after night from an ever-increasing population was beginning to grind on him. Kaah had witnessed an ocean of unique faces, all confronted with their final moments on earth. Though different in appearance they all showed one final emotion—fear.
Kaah wanted a change. He craved quiet serenity, where he could perfect his yoga poses while listening to his favorite singer Michael Bublè. Kaah wanted nothing more than to retire and become a ‘no one special’ in a ‘nowhere special’ town.
When strange things began happening in Deadend, Ohio, the question had to be asked.
You might be able to take the reaper away from death, but can you ever actually take death away from the reaper? Free on Kindle.

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How to Leash a Thief

How to Leash a Thief

Life in Pleasant Hills, Texas, flows like sweet molasses. Normally. But nothing is pleasant or normal about murder.

On a hot summer night, southern and sassy Steely Lamarr discovers someone murdered the janitor at her newly acquired dog-grooming shop. Unfortunately, the rest of the community considers the deceased riffraff and a stain on society. But for Steely, the mysterious death of the coworker hits the heart. Steely vows to track down the killer with the help of her motley crew, a cheeky Chihuahua and her best friend Daniel. Except her dogged determination puts her in the doghouse. Especially with the gorgeous, new police officer in town.

When a bank heist turns Pleasant Hills upside down, Steely suspects the two crimes are related, and she sets out to prove it. As Steely chases clues across town, she winds up a suspect, on the murderer’s radar, and her boyfriend kicks her to the curb. She soon realizes, sometimes, the culprit is the one you’d never suspect who’s as crooked as a dog’s hind leg.

Can Steely catch the larcenous killer before she becomes the next victim? $0.99 on Kindle.

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Dargo, Eco Hero! A Feel-Good Novella

HILARIOUS, HEART-WARMING, DIFFERENT and DELIGHTFUL!
A lonely young man suffers a massive defeat. When all is lost, he meets a fiery fortune-teller who pleads with him to save her.
Can he re-invent himself as a hero?
An enjoyable timely tale that will appeal to the magic in all of us.
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Free: Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies

Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies
ONCE UPON A TIME…

Chapter 1. A California girl named Barb met her prince of a guy. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love, and got married.

Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle in England and they lived happily ever after. THE END.

Luckily, 35+ years of living happened between Chapters 1 and 2, giving Barb plenty of material for this collection (in no particular chronological order) from her newspaper columns, articles, blog posts, and that time she killed Mom.

And that’s before Chapter 3 even starts.

“I have learned to put down the coffee and place breakable objects at a safe distance when a post from Barb Taub comes up. It is very hard to drink coffee and laugh at the same time without redecorating the desk…”—author Sue Vincent. Free on Kindle.

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If You See Kay Lie: A Badge Bunny Booze Humorous Mystery

If You See Kay Lie: A Badge Bunny Booze Humorous Mystery
BJ’s life is a three-ring circus. She’s juggling her jobs, her friends, and man-troubles, and then things get complicated.

Out on a morning walk with her dog, Twinkles, BJ stumbles over a dead body. Not quite what she expected before her first cup of coffee – or ever.

Come for a cop, stay for the friendship! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Nothing Man

Nothing Man
One man in need of an overhaul and two women determined to drag him there. But is he courageous enough to seize these new opportunities in this humorous quest for a fresh start? $0.99 on Kindle.

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An Accidental Royal Kidnap

An Accidental Royal Kidnap
Need a good laugh? If so, grab this hilarious, and often surreal, regal romp that’s packed with majestic mystery, aristocratic intrigue & Great British humour. Join London schoolteacher George Nearly as he tries to work out why there’s a woman on his rug claiming to be a princess, what happened last night and why she thinks she’s been kidnapped! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Rideshare Revelations From An La Uber Driver

Rideshare Revelations From An La Uber Driver

What really happens inside an Uber? Rideshare passengers can be fun, interesting and wildly entertaining. But some individuals are strange, deeply troubled or bizarre at times. So fasten your seatbelts and get ready for some crazy rides around Southern California. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Corporate Psycho

Corporate Psycho
If it weren’t so funny, it would be serious, very serious. The corporate world is gripped by a virus of bad behaviour. The corporate psychopaths have taken over.

Disgusting, selfish and downright mean behaviour is dressed and camouflaged as acceptable. We have gone to the dark side. The pressure of delivering year-in-year-out on the undeliverable has made it easier to disguise, but only for a short while, as karma reigns in those guilty. What has happened to the good guys, the standard-bearers of normality, decency and honesty? They are out there, plugging away, day in day out, fighting the good fight in the right way of course.

Let us not despair, let us look for our champions like Max Clarke as he goes head to head, chapter by chapter, in this mockumentary, a true confession of all sorts, as he takes on the psychopaths of big corporations and expose their rearguard and senselessness. The game is corporate snakes and ladders in a journey of witty confrontations, settling each score one by one at corporation Klink.

Corporate Psycho is a satirical expose of a business enterprise and organisation of people coming together in their pursuit of dominance, fame, success and greed. It comes at the expense of decent colleagues, ethical values and the fabric of the organisation and what it originally stood for.

Get your copy of this two-hour read and laugh away, as you will never see your workplace in the same way again! Free on Kindle.

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