A hilarious coming-of-age story that teens, young adults, and readers aged 90 will enjoy.
Robbie completed high school but refused to go on directly to college. After wasting two years of his time, he decides to attend college. His parents refused to pay all his tuition fees, so Robbie took on a part-time job as a security guard to help cover his expenses. On the job, he learns unbelievable things about the real world, the dark side of the grocery industry, the ingenious methods of stealing in supermarkets when a bizarre cast of characters appear and disappear like extraterrestrials, and the conflicts and challenges of the employees who work to keep the shelves stocked.
Some of the characters converging on the supermarket:
Wilbert Wiley-guard, modern-day Don Juan gawks after all hot chicks.
The Three Amigos, steals Listerine to get their fix.
Angel, little old lady steals body cream to be soft and smooth.
One-leg Carlos, camouflages missing leg for carrying basket.
Pierre Tremblay, thief from Montreal, seafood lover.
$2.99 on Kindle.
