Free: The Chef Who Cooked Up a Catastrophe

The Chef Who Cooked Up a Catastrophe
Welcome to ‘The Grotty Spoon’ – the most disgusting restaurant in the world.

Mr Sprout, the cruel owner and talentless Head Chef, is as cold-hearted as a dead lizard. He’ll do anything to win a Golden Placemat Award. So when Mr Sprout goes looking for a Yumma Yum Bird, the Trainee Chef attempts to make a deadly curry, and Pierre the waiter is left to entertain the Awards Inspector, a recipe for disaster begins to bubble that will undoubtedly end with a gloriously gross BANG!!! (But on the bright side the E-coli Family will have a delightful holiday).

If you enjoyed Roald Dahl’s ‘The Twits’ or David Walliams’ ‘Mr Stink’, you’ll love The Grotty Spoon. Free on Kindle.
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Stop Asking For Water!

Stop Asking For Water
FINALLY! A children’s book that is also entertaining for the parents!

Based on the true events of my son not wanting to go to sleep, I wrote a bedtime story every parent can relate to. Even better? Your kid will love it, too. There’s even a dragon!

It’s time to make bedtime fun for THE BOTH of you. $2.99 on Kindle.

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