Daddy 3.0: A Comedy of Errors (Fiction)

Daddy 3.0: A Comedy of Errors (Fiction)
What a mess. This was not supposed to happen.

This isn’t where Nick Owen thought he would be by this point in life. He used to be a busy web programmer. Now he spends most of his energy trying to stop his three-year-old twins from playing in a dirty sand pit. Nick thinks of himself as Daddy 3.0, a stay-at-home-dad—but he just wasn’t programmed for this.

He must navigate a new world of jungle gyms and playdates while supporting his surgeon wife. He tries his best to be there for the twins, but he can’t stop making a mess of things. He’s just about nearing the end of his rope when the Swing Incident happens. The Swing Incident, spoken of in hushed tones around Nick’s New York City apartment building, has caused the resident queen bee, nicknamed “Supermom,” to declare him an enemy for life. No matter what Nick does to get back into Supermom’s good graces, he fails spectacularly.

Now Nick’s going to have to learn to fight fire with fire and become the best superparent on the block. This hilarious new book by Rob Armstrong chronicles one man’s journey into the world of modern fatherhood—one botched haircut, playground fight, and dirty diaper at a time.

Stay-at-home-dads have a new hero, of sorts.

This hilarious new fiction book by Rob Armstrong chronicles one man’s journey into the world of modern fatherhood—one botched haircut, playground fight, and dirty diaper at a time.

“An appealing comedy delivers many laugh-out-loud moments for the reader who has dealt with a fractious toddler or attempted to cope as an outsider in any type of clique.”- Kirkus Reviews $2.99 on Kindle.

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Free: What Might Have Been

Free: What Might Have Been

As a fashion buyer at one of New York’s most glamorous department stores, Dana McGarry is a tastemaker, her keen instinct for fashion trends and innovative ideas coupled with a razor sharp business sense. But like the elegant and conservative store that employs her, Dana is caught between two eras—between being liked and standing her ground, between playing by the rules and being a maverick. Dana is sensitive and beautiful, but what you see is not what you get. Behind the cool and attractive facade, Dana is both driven by her need to control yet impeded by her expectation of perfectionism. As she competes to replace women at the top of their game, she is challenged by jealous colleagues. And when a wealthy love interest wants to open doors and support her ambition, she embraces Coco Chanel’s mantra of “never wanting to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird.” As the women’s movement paves the way, Dana finds a path to the career she wants at the expense of happiness that will have to wait. Free on Kindle.

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Backwards Into the Future

Backwards Into the Future
Everyone knows you can’t go back. Everyone except Mary apparently, because here she is, back in her old hometown. That’s because of two women she hasn’t seen for decades – one of them pushing her, the other holding back. The plum tree has gone, but a lemon tree thrives. The mystery surrounding the boat with painted eyes may never be solved, but if Ana returns too some things from the past can be recovered. Can’t they? $0.99 on Kindle. 

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Forgotten Heroes

Forgotten Heroes

For the troops fighting in Vietnam, knowing who the enemy was, wasn’t always easy. At times it was the NVA and other times the Viet Cong, or seemingly innocent villagers. It was the jungles, the rice paddies, the heat, the monsoon rains, the mosquitoes, the rats, the snakes, and the malaria. It was the politicians that never allowed the military to do what was needed to win. It was the American public that turned its back on the war and their young men that were fighting. In truth, it was all these things. It was the war. That was the real enemy, the Vietnam War. Bobby Mitchell and his crew on track One-One, A Troop, Third Squadron, Fifth Armored Cavalry, faced that enemy in 1968 and 1969. But when it was all said and done, their sacrifices had been for naught. Their deaths were in vain and their nation had all but forgotten them. $3.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Pardner’s Trust

Free: Pardner’s Trust

A good horse gone bad and a young, ambitious cowboy meet in an epic battle of wills in the dry and dusty southwest. Hard working and honest to the core Ricky Richardson, taught by one of the best, is injured in a freak horse accident that leaves him in the hospital and the horse dead. After six weeks of recovery and without work he is desperate for a job. An offer comes with a catch, he must show up with a horse to ride and the only horse in his price range is a mistrusting black with a history of having been mistreated. He is cheap for a reason as Ricky would soon learn. Both stubborn, one will have to give. Which one will it be? A tender and emotional story of the bond that develops between a horse and his owner. That bond is tested as the young man and his horse endure an almost unbearable hardship. It will take all the fortitude Ricky can muster and all the help his friends can give as he faces the possibility of losing his favorite horse forever. If you’ve ever owned a horse, or ever wanted to, this book is for you. Free on Kindle. 
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Operation Cosmic Teapot

Operation Cosmic Teapot

 

“A virgin birth? A virgin? Her?” God shouted at Freud while recalling his one night stand with Mary. Freud snorted another line of cocaine in celebration, believing that this story would help Nietzsche in his quest to fire God from Heaven Inc. Nietzsche, however, has other problems: the Norse gods are running amok on Earth, his board of directors are in a constant state of chaos, and syphilis pushes him into a past life that he would rather forget. $0.99 on Kindle. 

 

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Zaremba, or Love and the Rule of Law

Zaremba, or Love and the Rule of Law

 
“Entertaining,” “superbly character driven”—from reviews. Cordelia is disabled but is forced to take action when a fugitive needs her help. A heartwarming and topical love story set in Poland. Amazon bestseller in Eastern European literature. $0.99 on Kindle. 

 

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Parallels

Parallels

Young Daniel is stricken with trauma by the tumultuous relationship between his parents and their contaminated marriage. The troubled boy develops severe anxiety and suffers from seizures, having to be placed on medication at the age of eight. The story quickly turns to Penelope, a young girl who is molested at a very young age by her troubled school teacher and soon after witnesses the death of her brother. Parallels follows two characters as they venture along their separate lives, which are riddled with continuous confusion and suffering until they finally meet and find that together they are able to conquer the relentless nature of life. And just when you think they have finally found serenity, they are faced with the most terrible of events, which proposes a final choice between everlasting love and the destruction of all that is sacred. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Writing Trash and Hunting Buffalo by Jay Williams

Writing Trash and Hunting Buffalo by Jay Williams

What happens when you turn into the thing you most abhor? “Writing Trash and Hunting Buffalo” tells of a man who reports on the glitter set he despises, but through several tragic events that catapult him into the limelight, soon becomes similar to them. Can this conflicted man survive the constant struggle for his soul and the incessant barrage of corrupt lifestyles of the Hollywood elite? $2.99 on Kindle. 

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Free: Chasing Rabbits

Chasing Rabbits

Winner 2022 PenCraft Book Awards 2022 BEST FICTION BOOK OF THE YEAR
Winner at the Literary Titan Book Award 2022
Winner at the FAPA 2022 President’s Book Awards
Winner at the American Fiction Awards
Finalist at the Maxy Awards
Distinguised Favorite at the Independent Press Award/NYC Big Book Award

With an important test quickly approaching, Rudy is sure he is more than up to the challenge. Nevertheless a forthcoming trial unrelated with his academic abilities will test his very soul.

As a driven fourth year medical student, Rudy Dell is all about numbers and school standing. Having previously scheduled a non-demanding clerkship to complete his studies; an unexpected turn of events finds him assigned to the Oncology unit of the University Pediatric Hospital. On unfamiliar territory and answering to a demanding attending physician, things are not as expected.

On a desperate struggle to find time to study Rudy is now surrounded by patients and situations very different to what he has faced before. Still confident in his abilities, Rudy believes he will tackle this new challenge as he always does, head on. Unbeknownst to him, he will face a most unexpected test, as the children of the oncology unit show him he might not be quite prepared for the upcoming weeks, and maybe not quite prepare to become a doctor.
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The GingerBread House

The GingerBread House


Set in a small town during the 1900’s, The Gingerbread House is a Romance/Mystery grounded in nostalgia, mirth, and true love. When a journalist comes home from Europe to take over the town newspaper from his sister, he becomes infatuated with the local people and their stories. From an orphaned young girl to a threatening politician to a mysterious and beautiful woman, each individual has a tale to tell in this anthology of brief yet captivating fictional vignettes, each of which rings all too familiar. The Gingerbread House is very much like gingerbread itself – just as tasty whether one delves into it a bit at a time or all at once.

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The Bricks and Sticks of Life

The Bricks and Sticks of Life
The Bricks and Sticks of Life is based on an inspiring true story. Handyman Mitch understands how raw materials create magnificent dwellings, just as each ordinary moment, event, and encounter come together to build us into who we are. Through his journey of appreciating joys and growing through challenges, Mitch and his loved ones laugh, love, and learn the meaning of life. This book takes you on a heartfelt voyage alongside an everyday hero you will never forget. $0.99 on Kindle. 

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Free: Living with Markus

Free: Living with Markus

 

 

Forced to choose between cultivating a satisfying life for himself and rescuing his dysfunctional family members from their certain demise causes Marc to question the importance of family. Does Marc save his relatives from their ill-fated lives, or save himself from entering into a life of self-sacrifice and missed opportunities? Painful soul-searching and late-night talks with the captivating tenant downstairs guide him to an unexpected decision and discovery of his true purpose in life. Free on Kindle. 

 

 

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An Ishmael of Syria

An Ishmael of Syria

 
A semi-autobiographical story told in a series of flashbacks and incidents from the present. The different excerpts intertwine to create a portrait of a person feeling at a loss while struggling to find meaning and a sense of belonging. $4.99 on Kindle.

 

 

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Amongst The Killing

Amongst The Killing

 

 

There are 2 sides to every story. Meet Detective Street and mass murderer Jack Casey. Amongst The Killing documents each of their stories, told in their own words, as the moments unfolded when their paths first crossed and their lives intersected. How two men, with two different philosophies, could be so different and yet so connected. $2.99 on Kindle. 

 

 

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Off Balance

Off Balance
Alice thinks she’s accepted the loss of her ballet career from injury, until the day her boss asks her to befriend Lana, a pretty new company member he’s got his eye on. Lana desperately needs a friend, someone besides her mother, whose constant attention soon curdles into something more sinister. What follows is a friendship that risks destroying worlds they’d considered safe. Set amid the glittering backdrop of the professional ballet world, OFF BALANCE exposes the sweat and struggle, the mandate to sustain the illusion at all cost. $0.99 on Kindle. 

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Portal to the Forgotten

Portal to the Forgotten
A country constable searches for a missing girl in the Arkansas Ozark Mountains. What he finds is a portal to another dimension. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Swans Are Fat Too

Swans Are Fat Too
A heartwarming love story between an overweight pianist and a disinherited prince, set in Warsaw. “Beautiful…thought-provoking.” An Amazon bestseller in Eastern European Literature. Free with Kindle Unlimited. $0.99 on Kindle. 

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Descendants of the Dragon

Descendants of the Dragon
When paleontologist Zee finds a new fossil discovery she is forced to confront the demons from her past while fighting the real world monsters who threaten to take everything her team has worked for. $0.99 on Kindle. 

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The Magic Strings of Frankie Presto: A Novel

The Magic Strings of Frankie Presto: A Novel
Mitch Albom creates his most unforgettable fictional character—Frankie Presto, the greatest guitarist to ever walk the earth—in this magical novel about the bands we join in life and the power of talent to change our lives.

In his most stunning novel yet, the voice of Music narrates the tale of its most beloved disciple, young Frankie Presto, a war orphan raised by a blind music teacher in a small Spanish town. At nine years old, Frankie is sent to America in the bottom of a boat. His only possession is an old guitar and six precious strings.But Frankie’s talent is touched by the gods, and his amazing journey weaves him through the musical landscape of the 20th century, from classical to jazz to rock and roll, with his stunning talent affecting numerous stars along the way, including Hank Williams, Elvis Presley, Carole King, Wynton Marsalis and even KISS.

Frankie becomes a pop star himself. He makes records. He is adored. But his gift is also his burden, as he realizes, through his music, he can actually affect people’s futures—with one string turning blue whenever a life is altered.At the height of his popularity, Frankie Presto vanishes. His legend grows. Only decades later, does he reappear—just before his spectacular death—to change one last life. $1.99 on Kindle.


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The Balladeer

The Balladeer
After his release from prison, a trouble man travels home to discover the truth about his bother’s death. On his way, his ballads take us back to when he and his brother were kids, and back to the dark event that left his brother dead from a shotgun blast. $0.99 on Kindle.

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London Irish Dublin English

London Irish Dublin English
Dublin is a wonderful place to live and work. Experience this through the eyes of Donal, a wannabe Irish man. He loved the place so much that he moved here, from London, in the middle of the recession hit 1980’s. Working for an IT multinational company, he’s trying to sell computers to Dubliners. That’s not easy. You are transposed to a bar stool, a cafe seat or the office water cooler, observing a host of idiosyncratic characters at close quarters. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Orphan in America

Orphan in America

Orphan in America is a compelling fiction that follows three generations across vast distances and the impact of a dark and unfamiliar episode of America’s past; the Orphan Train. Avery’s expressive language and fully realized staging enrich this literary work with an authenticity that brings the saga to life.

“Reviewers’ Choice 2015”: a selected Indie release favorite. – Foreword Reviews $2.99 on Kindle


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Amie an African Adventure

Amie an African Adventure
Amie’s husband is offered work in Africa and for her it is a terrifying experience. Just as she begins to settle she comes to the unwelcome attention of a government official and the civil war breaks out. Amie is arrested and then begins a fight for her life as she escapes out into the African bush. $0.99 on Kindle.


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Free: Seven Eleven Forgotten and Other Stories

Free: Seven Eleven Forgotten and Other Stories
From the publishing author of the Seven Eleven Stories periodical comes the original Seven Eleven collection. Four stories (“Seven Eleven Ceremony,” “Crash: Seven Eleven!” “Seven Eleven on a Boat,” and “Seven Eleven Forgotten”) revolve around Alex Aronovich—a talented but profoundly discouraged soul, searching listlessly for a connection to the world around him. In the last of these tales (“Seven Eleven Forgotten”), Alex finds himself binge drinking to the point of hallucinations, and has an unfortunate run-in with Ana, a sharp, unscrupulous ex-girlfriend. These events lead him to what seems an inevitable trip overseas, where he finds that while the scenery is different, and perhaps more fitting to his malaise, the disorientation driving his condition remains a chronic obstacle. Other stories (such as “A TIA for Gia,” and “Princess 7”) dance eclectically and playfully around the same convenience store theme–as a painter’s subject used repeatedly, from never the same point of view. Free on Kindle.

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