Free: Game of Throws: A Time of Lice and Mire

Free: Game of Throws: A Time of Lice and Mire
TyreIron Bannister is a dwarf. Grumpy, gluttonous, degenerate, much abused and little loved.

Much to his dismay, King Bobert Babbleon is traveling to visit his great friend Dead Stick, Warden of the Norf, and is taking TyreIron away from the comforts of court and into the cold Norf. What they find there will plunge TyreIron into a web of stupidity, mistakes and deceit that will require an unlikely ally and extreme luck to escape from.

WetWipers, TarryWagons, Sticks and Bannisters all collide in this homage to, and parody of, the wonderful Game of Thrones series.

A must for anyone desperately waiting for the conclusion to that series of books or unhappy with the ending to that TV series. Free on Kindle.

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How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)

How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)
In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you:

  • How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together
  • How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal genie and sex slave, so that you can get all the lucky breaks and all the freaky hoes
  • How to walk into any brothel in the world and get a girlfriend with only $117 in counterfeit money
  • And much, much more! $2.99  on Kindle.

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