Hiss VS Growl

Hiss VS Growl
Two cats. Two dogs. One house. Zero chance of peace and quiet.

This interview style book asks the ultimate question – If you get four opinionated pets together, what would they say?

Meet Leo, a neurotic feline author whose perfectly ordered life is shattered when his humans commit the ultimate betrayal – they adopt dogs. While his companion Loki tries to make the best of their new reality, Leo wages a cold war against the four-legged invaders. The gentle giant Ebony might be tolerable, but when the high-energy troublemaker Kaki joins the mix, all bets are off.

If you love laugh-out-loud moments, clever observations, and heart-warming chaos, and insights from the perspective of a furry friend then you’ll cherish this delightful tale of fur-family dynamics. $2.99 on Kindle.
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Aaron Ryan Presents “A Lyrical Empirical Satirical Miracle”

Aaron Ryan Presents "A Lyrical Empirical Satirical Miracle": (Otherwise Known As "The Book You Don't Need By The Author You Don't Know")
(OTHERWISE KNOWN AS “THE BOOK YOU DON’T NEED BY THE AUTHOR YOU DON’T KNOW”)

In this deeply inspirational and hardly-worth-mentioning latest installment of no series whatsoever, author Aaron Ryan presents his greatest collection – ever – of satirical works, spanning a lot less time and far less material than, say, Dave Barry or other satire authors whose books you probably meant to purchase instead of this one. Written from the perspective of a voiceover artist over the course of 6 years, Aaron Ryan takes you on a heartfelt journey full of memories you’re soon to forget. Blending the best of zany satire and awe-inspiring time wasters, this Aaron’s Greatest Satire Collection Of All Time (herein known as “A.G.S.C.O.A.T.”) will compel you… inspire you… and of course, deaden your nerves and make you question your own will to live.

From the author who brought you other works about other things, this silly compendium of Aaron’s 300 best satirical blogs as a voiceover artist and blogger – blogs that received zero awards and also no acclaim or mention anywhere except for in this overly long book – are all presented here in an easy-to-read format that is biodegradable and conveniently doubles as firewood.

It is our wish – ALL of us singular people who speak in plural so as to convey mass approval – that you utterly enjoy A Lyrical Empirical Satirical Miracle by author slash voiceover artist slash poet slash former pole dancer slash guy who uses too many slashes in sentences….Aaron Ryan (the author you don’t know).

Aaron Ryan is the prolific author of the bestselling Dissonance 6-book alien invasion saga, the Christian dystopian fiction trilogy The End, the Talisman trilogy, the sci-fi thrillers Forecast, The Slide, and The Phoenix Experiment, the nonfiction books God Is Not Santa and You’re Going Straight To Helen (In A Handbasket), the children’s picture books The Ring of Truth, The Sword of Joy and The Book of Power, the business reference books How to Successfully Self-Publish & Promote Your Self-Published Book and The Superhero Anomaly, 6 business books on voiceovers penned under his former stage name (Joshua Alexander), as well as a previous fictional novel, The Omega Room. As a voiceover artist and official blogger of “The Voices In My Head,” read by at least 3 people, he penned 300 satirical blogs you probably knew nothing about… until now. $0.99 on Kindle.
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The Dark Side of Our Planet

the dark side of our planet

The Dark Side of Our Planet
by Chak Bruno

NEW BOOK – Contemporary POLITICAL SATIRE

New Political Satire Thriller “The Dark Side of Our Planet” Explores Global Conflicts Through Humor and Drama

Author Chak Bruno is thrilled to announce the release of his debut English-language novel, The Dark Side of Our Planet. This incisive political satire delves into the struggle between democracy and radical ideologies, artfully blending humor, insight, and suspense to provide readers with a fresh perspective on global power struggles.

Set against the backdrop of escalating conflicts involving Israel, Iran, and other nations, The Dark Side of Our Planet depicts a world teetering on the brink of chaos. The narrative centers around two larger-than-life leaders—Alexander Monroe, President of the Democratic Organization, and Suleiman Assad, President of the Free Islamic Forces—whose egos and political maneuverings threaten to ignite a global catastrophe. Through the eyes of Barney Chaplin, the disillusioned Vice President and Minister of Education and Culture, readers are immersed in the absurdity of political drama and the tragic human toll of war.

Bruno’s novel serves as a timely commentary on the consequences of unchecked power and media sensationalism. By merging satire with drama, the book encourages readers to reconsider the future of democracy and radicalism. “The Dark Side of Our Planet is not just a tale of conflict; it’s a heartfelt plea to recognize our shared humanity and reject hatred and violence,” states Bruno. “In a world divided by fear and ideology, we must remember: we are all human, and we are all equal.”

Epigraph
“Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity… And I’m not sure about the universe.”
—Albert Einstein—

synopsis
two lunatic presidents. two superpowers leaders with inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement, and the madness of controlling the world are dragging the world into a delusional, crazy, and uncontrollable surreal war.

Two conflicted presidents, each driven by delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to fraud, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monroe – the president of the Democratic Organization, and Suleiman Assad – the president of the Free Islamic Forces, find themselves dragged into an inevitable war. Barney Chaplin the entertainer, the nerdy minister of education who opposes the idiotic war. He became Monroe’s deputy and was sent to the front lines in the Fata Morgana desert to entertain his troops while risking his own life. The performance of President Monroe and the members of his government are examined by the government psychiatrist Professor Cheers, and everyone understands that it is better that someone supervises her as well… During the illusory war, well-known Hollywood actors who have passed their time are forced to function as deadly commandos and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looks to be executed. $1.5 on Kindle.
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Johnny & Me

Johnny & Me
When Penelope, a smart and sophisticated Athenian, leaves sun-soaked Greece for rainy England, she doesn’t expect to fall for Johnny—charming, witty, and oh-so-British.

Marriage seems like the start of a happily-ever-after… until reality kicks in.
$4.99 on Kindle.
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Johnny & Me

Johnny & Me
Johnny & Me follows a heartfelt journey of love, identity, and belonging. When Penelope steps into a new world, she’s forced to confront traditions, expectations, and the tug-of-war between who she was and who she might become. Johnny’s arrival brings both comfort and confusion, pushing her to ask what “home” truly means. $4.99 on Kindle.
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Ten Simple Steps to a Better You

Ten Simple Steps to a Better You

“Ten Simple Steps to a Better You” is a series of funny and thoughtful satirical essays that lampoon current culture, the self-help industry, Major League Baseball, American history, film and literary media. If you like the humor pieces in the New Yorker, or authors like David Sedaris and Ian Frazier, this wildly creative book is for you. $4.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Damn English!

Damn English!
Take a hilarious tour through the absurdity of the English language in this zany, slapstick book that covers everything from redundant words to tricky homonyms to nonsensical expressions and beyond. “Anyone who has struggled with absurd spelling rules that don’t hold true or trite sayings that don’t even make sense will enjoy Damn English!” Free on Kindle.
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Free: Rum 101 for Dummies Like Me: From George Street to the Caribbean, 600 Bottles Later . . .

Rum 101 for Dummies Like Me: From George Street to the Caribbean, 600 Bottles Later . . .

Rum 101 for Dummies Like Me invites you on a spirited and humorous voyage into the world of rum—from the frosty streets of Newfoundland to the tropical shores of the Caribbean. Author Jeff Peddle, a former George Street bouncer turned rum collector and self-described part-time philosopher, delves into the rich, often tumultuous history of rum. Exploring its bitter origins linked to the slave trade, and its colorful chapters—pirates, Prohibition, naval lore, tattoos, and iconic characters like the “real McCoy”—this book blends wit with whiskey-soaked history. You’ll learn about Newfoundland’s passionate affinity for Lamb’s, Screech, and Jamaican rums and uncover tales of Captain Morgan’s tsunami-ravaged grave. Designed for bartenders, history buffs, and curious sippers alike, it’s a rollicking blend of laughter, learning, and plenty of “Newfie” rum stories that makes each bottle—and every story—come alive. Free on Kindle.
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Free: Queen Lessons: What Stand-Up Comedy Taught Me About Dealing with Life’s Hecklers and Finding Courage in Your Queen Years

Queen Lessons: What Stand-Up Comedy Taught Me About Dealing with Life's Hecklers and Finding Courage in Your Queen Years

Shaw extracts wisdom from the wild world of stand-up comedy into lessons for other women entering their “queen years” with true life captivating stories. Harvesting the raw and rich moments from when she was just a pre-teen growing up in Indiana and catfishing boys at the mall to being a grown ass woman fleeing from fist fights at a comedy club, Shaw’s whimsical and astute observations track her soul’s evolution through stories worth reading providing an intelligent look at the world of comedy and what it means to be a performer and a queen.
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Warlord Trump (Political Satire Book 5)

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All key characters have bylines in Warlord Trump, a short progressive satire. The president tries to dominate everyone he encounters while Vice President J.D. Vance emulates his master, whom he’d once derided. Other costars include Benjamin Netanyahu, the Ayatollah Khameini, and Xi Jinping.

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Interesting Facts Book for Trivia Lovers

Interesting Facts Book for Trivia Lovers: 1500+ Mind-Blowing Facts About: Science, Technology, Mother Nature, Extreme Animals, Survival, Sports, and Everything In Between - For Teens & Adults! ('Random Facts' Series - Book #2)
Ready to explore over 1,500 mind-blowing facts that will entertain, surprise, and spark curiosity?

Discover unbelievable, unexpected & surprising facts about: unsolved mysteries, historical events, bizarre science experiments, pop-star tragedies, dangerous wildlife, weapons of war, extreme sports, mythical monsters, weird & wacky games, and so much more! $0.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Maya’s Unbirthday: An Addictive Dark Comedy. Quirky, Witty, and Endlessly Funny!

Maya's Unbirthday: An Addictive Dark Comedy. Quirky, Witty, and Endlessly Funny!
A high-speed dark comedy, charged with wild energy.
Think Alice in Wonderland meets The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Mess is throwing the perfect unbirthday party for her girlfriend, Maya. But when Maya doesn’t show, the night spirals into chaos.
If you’ve ever felt too loud, too weird, too much — this book was written for you. Free on Kindle.
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70 Things You Can Do While Being Hospitalized

70 Things you can do while being hospitalized

Are you going to the hospital and are afraid of getting bored?
Read my 70 proposals to have a good and fun time at the hospital.

Learn how to:
– Fake your own death
– Setup a hospital night club
– Dress as the Grim Reaper and stroll around the hospital
– Make the Hospital Olympics

And many, many more
I was hospitalized for 6 months, so learn from the best! $2.95 on Kindle.
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The Timeless Nostalgic Word Search

The Timeless Nostalgic Word Search
Rediscover cherished memories of the past with this delightful collection of relaxing word search puzzles – perfect for sharing laughter and smiles with friends and family!

Take a trip back in time with The Timeless Nostalgic Word Search— a fun mix of puzzles and trivia made for nostalgia enthusiasts. Explore the 1950s to the 1980s through themes like classic music, TV, movies, fashion, cars, and pop culture. Each puzzle brings the magic of the past to life for a journey you’ll love.

Here’s why this book will become your new favorite activity:
• 100 large-print word search puzzles that are easy on the eyes but challenging for the mind
• Fun Trivia Questions on top of each puzzle for additional fun
• Nostalgic themes that transport you back to the ’50s, ’60s, ’70s, and ’80s
• Easy-to-read font designed specifically for seniors and adults
• Handpicked retro categories like vintage cars, classic movies, iconic musicians, and more
• Perfect gift for adults, seniors & nostalgia enthusiasts who love nostalgia and brain-boosting activities
• And much more!
$9.99 on Kindle.
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Free: 100 Quick Essays: From @TheDevoutHumorist

100 Quick Essays: From @TheDevoutHumorist
100 Quick Essays is a stream of humorous and philosophical musings that range from adult mishaps to childhood trauma, from float tank reflections to societal observations, from Jesus Christ to Jeffrey Dahmer. Free on Kindle.
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Free: Keystone P.D.

Keystone P.D.

How exactly did the Keystone Cops achieve national comedic infamy? Before the slapstick films, Rick Darrow (The Big Gun) and his brothers ran Keystone Oil, the Keystone Gazette, and Keystone, Ohio’s brothels and speakeasies. All seemed to chug along until ignoring reality led to disastrous events. A prequel that reflects timeless Keystone chaos. Free on Kindle.
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Funny Fairy Tales 1- Thumbelina * Snow White * Rumpelstiltskin

3 short hilariously satirical stories to make you laugh out loud.
Unexpected twists in this world of Grimm and Disney Fairy Tales!
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a woman who was allergic to dust. Her name was Cinderella.
In the same land, there was a frustrated sarcastic mirror. His keeper never stopped asking, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?” And he wanted to burn her alive.
In this book…
ultra smart and attractive dwarfs
one handsome sarcastic dwarf competing for the heart of the girl who hates him
the most dangerous woman who ever lived
love at first sight $0.99 on Kindle.
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Funny Fairy Tales – 2: Frog Prince – Hansel & Gretel – Beauty and the Beast

3 short hilariously satirical stories to make you laugh out loud.
Unexpected twists in this world of Grimm and Disney Fairy Tales!
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a princess who lost a golden ball, in a very deep well, completely by accident, or so she claimed…
In this book…
a man turned into a beast in desperate need of love
love at first sight
terrible lack of hygiene
BIG life-changing makeovers
and…LOTS of chocolate. $0.99 on Kindle.
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American History Spot the Difference for Adults & Seniors

The book is a fun “spot the difference” picture puzzle book designed for adults and seniors who are looking for activities to keep their brain sharp. This particular book is themed around American History, featuring 40 various images related to the history of the nation. $2.99 on Kindle.
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At Large

THERE ARE NEW LAWS IN THE LAND.

Everyone must be fit.

Ed wants to get ripped, but it’s not easy. Sneaking out for a snack, he is arrested and charged with being ten pounds overweight. A corrupt judge sentences him to lose it in a notorious fitness facility. He escapes. Now he’s AT LARGE. Desperate, he meets Sara Allen. It’s love at first sight. Outrageous, ridiculous, over the top, politically incorrect and seriously funny. But it could happen. $0.99 on Kindle.
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IMMORTALITY BYTES: Digital Minds Don’t Get Hungry

Tagline:”Living forever… it’s almost worth dying for.”
Logline/Pitch: “When an idealistic hacker’s ex-girlfriend nears inventing digital immortality, an indicted tycoon compels him to steal it.”

Accolades:
1.) Publishers Weekly’s BookLife Reviews — “?EDITOR’S PICK”
2.) Won “Best Science Fiction: Cyberpunk” in the 7th Annual American Fiction Awards (2024)
3.) Won “Best Humor/Satire” in the Storytrade Awards (a Reedsy “Best Writing Contest” 2024)
4.) Won “Best Science Fiction” and “Best Political Fiction” in the American Writing Awards (2024).
5.) Earned 5-Star Reviews from Manhattan Book Review, ReaderViews, and ReadersFavorite.
6.) “feels like an American Douglas Adams.” — San Francisco Book Review
7.) “a supercharged, high-stakes, cyberpunk thriller… Our Verdict: ?GET IT” — Kirkus Reviews

Back Cover Blurb:
Yay, free money and a life of leisure! Except… only if you never have children. Sure, a cute little version of you (but not yet so screwed up) sounds fun. But with AI robots taking more jobs, who can reject that “bargain” hoping to afford kids someday?

Stu Reigns does. He’s an idealistic AI programmer and part-time influencer. His demisexual ex-girlfriend, Roxy Zhang, nears perfecting electronic immortality. Add in billionaire banking rascals, and there’s no more certainty — not even “Death & Taxes.”

An old-money Southerner is buying Roxy’s company. This infuriates a sick, rival oligarch — who is about to be rightfully convicted of epic fraud. To escape to this digital eternal life, he compels Stu to steal it.

You’ll never guess all the twists, but maybe the reader peering over your shoulder will.

Comparable Books regarding Near Future World-Building & Themes: INFOMOCRACY by Malka Older, IMMORTALITY, INC. by Robert Sheckley, BRAVE NEW WORLD by Aldous Huxley, and SNOW CRASH by Neal Stephenson.

Comparable Books regarding Humor/Tone: THE MARTIAN by Andy Weir, REDSHIRTS by John Scalzi, SUPER SAD TRUE LOVE STORY by Gary Shteyngart, SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE by Kurt Vonnegut, and READY PLAYER ONE by Ernest Cline.

Film Comps: Snowpiercer, Minority Report, Ex Machina, I-Robot, Elysium, Oceans 11, Her, Ant-Man, Now You See Me, Sorry to Bother You, and Sneakers.

Links to Accolades & Reviews:
• https://www.americanbookfest.com/2024afapressrelease.html
• https://2024.storytradeawards.com
• https://americanwritingawards.com/american-writing-awards
• https://booklife.com/booklife-review/B0DBPSVF9C
• https://readerviewsarchives.wordpress.com/2024/09/02/immortality-bytes-abrams-2/
• https://readersfavorite.com/book-review/immortality-bytes
• https://sanfranciscobookreview.com/product/immortality-bytes-digital-minds-dont-get-hungry/
• https://manhattanbookreview.com/product/immortality-bytes-digital-minds-dont-get-hungry/
• https://www.independentauthornetwork.com/2024-winners-and-finalists.html
• https://www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/daniel-lawrence-abrams/immortality-bytes-7/ $4.99 on Kindle.
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Torts “R” Us

Patrick A. Peters (“Pap”) and his twin brother Prescott U. Peters (“Pup”) are lawyers with a distinctive eye for opportunity. Pap convinces Pup who is a good lawyer despite having gone to Yale Law School that they should leave their respective big-firm practices in New York City to start up a hopefully lucrative practice as plaintiffs’ class action lawyers.

The brothers meet a variety of clients, judges, and lawyers as they embark on a resourceful and unique approach to lawyer-client relationships all inspired by actual court cases.

Written with humor and parlance that only comes from a depth of legal experience, Morrison captures the trials and tribulations of human behavior that strike a chord with every reader.
$2.99 on Kindle.
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Free: Red-Eye

Alone on a late-night flight? What could possibly go wrong?

Everything that can go wrong does go wrong on this hilarious parody of air travel.
Free on Kindle.
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Free: The History of Golf?

The Devil’s research team, The Goat Herd, is tasked with coming up with something new to hinder and torment mankind. One of the team members, Gilbert, proposes a new game that will cause humans to curse, cheat, gamble, and waste their money and time. He gradually develops his idea into the game of golf. Free on Kindle.
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Free: Kaboom!

A reclusive professor receives a package containing seven very poisonous spiders—the rare Antiguan Red-Spotted Tarantula. And, of course, the spiders soon escape! The professor and his dutiful butler scramble to find the missing spiders before several guests arrive at the house. Free on Kindle.
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