Massive in Lapland

A Christmas Story for Alan Rose and Frankie Fortune.
Alan gets the trip of a lifetime. A trip to Lapland to see Santa’s grotto and the Northern Lights. All he has to do is perform a couple of stand up shows to bemused Finns.
Pekka Pekkonen is Finland’s finest comedian, but he’s had enough of the limelight and wants out.
When Alan and Pekka meet, will they discover who really is Massive In Lapland? $1.24 on Kindle.

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Free: 49 Excuses for Getting the Most Out of Christmas

49 Excuses for Getting the Most Out of Christmas
Would you like to eat chocolate for breakfast on Christmas Day morning?

Do your parents enforce the ‘no presents before 7am’ rule?

Struggling to find new ways to hide your brussels sprouts? Then here’s 49 (extremely silly) excuses for getting the most out of Christmas!

Join the comical adventure of these festive kids who will try absolutely anything to open their presents earlier, eat their body weight in chocolate and get out of the dreaded Christmas Day walk. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you’re guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.

Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn’t hear them from me, cah-PEESH). Free on Kindle.

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Free: Where Does Santa Go on Vacation?

Where Does Santa Go on Vacation?
The elves have parked the sleigh, and now Santa and Mrs. Claus want a break. Will they pick a fun getaway or just relax at home?

Santa and Mrs. Claus are ready for their own vacation. After a busy holiday season all around the world, Santa can’t wait to spend time with Mrs. Claus and have some fun. But with the whole planet at their fingertips, where will they go and what will they do?

With golfing, picnics, concerts, and painting all on their list, they’re excited to try everything out for themselves. And since Santa can be hard to spot without his red suit and hat, who knows where they will choose!

Can you guess where Santa and Mrs. Claus might end up? Free on Kindle.

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