The Secret Life of Occasional Tables

The Secret Life of Occasional Tables
When the bottom falls out of the bottled ship market, Sholto Tadcaster accepts a job offer from an enigmatic Bishop obsessed with the taste of Winged Hermaphrodite. This simple yes to employment scatters his family, destroys Big Ben, flattens a Margate Donkey Convention and shatters the fragile peace hanging between the forces of Canterbury and the Ottoman Empire. $2.99 on Kindle.

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