My ex proposed a pretend boyfriend arrangement to help me out.

An overjoyed me said ‘yes!’

And now I’m staring at the two lines on a pee stick.

My grandparents need to see me ‘settled.’

I am disabled – I can’t see properly, my hearing is impaired.

Hell…I can’t even walk properly.

Just that I need the money badly,

Which means I need to find a guy that they approve of.

Lord, have mercy, how do I get a boyfriend now? $0.99 on Kindle.