Free: CAPTAIN SHOELACE Seasonal Mayhem

Free: CAPTAIN SHOELACE Seasonal Mayhem
The first book in the Captain Shoelace trilogy, this is an introduction to the crazy world of Captain Shoelace. A hilarious tale of the first year of his life in the English village of Effam. Split over four seasons, his life accelerates into a living nightmare as he endeavours to impress the villagers. This warning to all that pretentiousness does not pay, features colourful characters, wordplay and moderate sexual innuendo.

“Would you like a vol-au-vent?

No thank you Mrs Johnson, I’m saving myself until I get married.” Free on Kindle


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