My Dearest Sucker

My Dearest Sucker

Most of us have been inundated with E-mail letters from scammers around the world, each promising millions of dollars. Of course, there is an inevitable fee, tax, or legal expense for claiming that money. The pitches include celebratory announcements of lottery windfalls; prizes with ringing endorsements from Interpol and the FBI; awards from the International Monetary Fund; pleas from orphans in refugee camps; United Nations compensation packages for those already bilked by scams; and news that you’re the sole heir of a very wealthy and extremely distant relative. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Laughing Through The Eyes of a Maintenance Man

Free: Laughing Through The Eyes of a Maintenance Man

The humorous stories of work orders and life narrated through the eyes of a maintenance man. “People never cease to amaze me as I tell my stories while I maintain and psychoanalyze the broken world. Join me on the overflowing toilet of life as we plunge through the chaos to flush freely again.” Free on Kindle. 

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The Wonderful World of Uncle Don

The Wonderful World of Uncle Don

The funniest Kindle book EVER! This is the comedy book everyone will be talking about. Jammed-packed full of comedy content! 150 pages in color. From President Trump to Leprechauns and UFOs, take a wild, wild, ride on Uncle Don’s crazy train in this outrageous original comedy collection. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Czech the Children

Free: Czech the Children

Vojta is the son of Czech immigrants to America who decides to settle in the old country. He can’t speak the language, but hits it off with his landlady Iveta, and soon they’re joined by a daughter, Terka, and son, Kuba. They go through all the usual challenges in raising two toddlers, with the added dimension of navigating two languages and cultures, and managing it in a society just then transitioning from communism to capitalism. Free on Kindle.

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Ginger the Gangster Cat

Ginger the Gangster Cat

When fat, scruffy Ginger teams up with innocent little Sparky, it’s a recipe for fun and laughter as the two cats travel from London to Spain. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Operation Underpants

Operation Underpants

Max and Olivia met as teenagers on covert operations during WW2. After the war they married and under the guise of a doddering old vicar and his wife, continued a life of secrets as cold war spies. Now 87 years of age and confined to a nursing home are called back into action after finding a hidden message in a funeral notice. Somehow they must escape from the home and travel to the United Kingdom and retrieve the Janus Machine hidden in the dying days of the war. Although pursued by the police and those determined to stop them, the fate of much of the world hangs in the balance – they must succeed. $1.99 on Kindle.

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Ultimate Dealbreakers

Ultimate Dealbreakers

What’s a “dealbreaker”? Some quirk, trait, habit, etc. in a potential mate that’s so irksome that you just walk away from the relationship. For example, maybe: She constantly talks about her ex. He’s a major Trekkie. She doesn’t shave her legs. He kisses his mother on the lips. Read these and other dealbreaker scenarios and decide where you would draw the line (or quiz your friends and see what would be a dealbreaker for them). $0.99 on Kindle.

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Phil! A hilarious account of everything

Phil! A hilarious account of everything

Phil is a hilarious non-stop adventure that takes two unwitting physicists on a trip through multiple universes, to the beginning of the universe where it all began and many other crazy exploits all while finding the answers to all humankind’s greatest questions.
Everything they ever thought they knew or believed turns out to be completely wrong and at the very center of life, the universe and smelly little corner pubs is, Phil. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Smokin’ Weed With Jesus

Smokin’ Weed With Jesus

Yes, people suck, and God is pissed. But as usual, He conveys His criticism of the human world through His son, Jesus of Nazareth. Of course, not to be left out, is a small cast of characters from the place of eternal darkness. Smokin’ Weed With Jesus is an irreverent, humorous approach to what the Messiah might have to say about how we live our lives, pointing out the differences between religion and the need for a well grounded spirituality, as well as the need to change. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Why People Suck

Why People Suck
You’ve heard of Sigmund Freud. You’ve heard of Carl Jung. But have you heard of Abe Surde? Surde is a humorist and master mixologist who tackles–with a smile and a wink–one hundred commonly irritating, upsetting, and obnoxious personality types seen in everyday life.

From disconcerting creeps to loudmouth louts and worrisome weirdos, Surde shares with readers his channeled theories on the origins of bad behavior. His assemblage of wacky yet clever musings combined in a quasi-serious and silly way adds levity to a world gone mad.

His profound quest to understand why people suck results in a collection of nonsensical reasoning that amuses while simultaneously serving small kernels of truth that surprisingly hit the mark.

This book of “divine” insight is one of those guilty pleasures that tickle your funny bone unexpectedly.

The paperback version of WHY PEOPLE SUCK is a great icebreaker for parties and a fun distraction for anyone disturbed by the actions of another. It’s also a great gift for someone who needs a little hint.

Note of warning for delicate readers: the book contains adult language, references to sex and drugs, but only minimally to rock and roll. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Sex Hell

Sex Hell

When Debbie de La Fontaine tries to spice up her love life by supernaturally tampering with her sex life, she is cursed to spend every future encounter in a magical place called “Sex Hell,” where the sex is ludicrous and amazing but the romance is scarce. Her only chance for escape is through the stingy clues supplied by an obnoxious demon, and the only way to obtain the clues is by returning to Sex Hell again and again to have outrageous sexcapades with the man she most wants to avoid—or does she? Sex Hell is an absurd comic fantasy about the confusion of relationships. How is love related to sex, and how is sex related to love—and do love and sex need to be related at all? $0.99 on Kindle.

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The Enigmatologist

The Enigmatologist

When Elvis impersonator Al Leadbelly is murdered, detective John Abernathy unearths a conspiracy entwining Elvis, shape-shifting aliens, and Mary Todd Lincoln. Now John must solve Leadbelly’s murder and discover if he really was Elvis, an obsessed fan, or something more. $0.99 on Kindle. 

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Fat, Fifty, and Menopausal

Fat, Fifty, and Menopausal

It’s not all bad being fat, fifty, and menopausal. In fact, it can be downright hilarious! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Where Your Tax Dollars Go to Die

Where Your Tax Dollars Go to Die

Laugh your ass off as Kady Morton shares her thoughts and experiences in local government hell, which she appropriately refers to as Shitsville, Whitetrashington. She combines social media posts and short narrative essays to retell the bullshit she dealt with on a daily basis. If you’ve ever worked in the public sector, then you’ll find this amusing book relatable; if you haven’t, then consider yourself lucky and enjoy the schadenfreude that you’ll undoubtedly feel. $2.99 on Kindle. 

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Free: National Parks

Free: National Parks

 
The best book for lovers of semi-dystopian, satirical send ups of political malfeasance, corporate greed, and threats to America’s environment. Rolf Margenau skewers all available targets in Washington’s beltway in his story about what happens a few years from now when Congress wants to bail out a bankrupt America (caused by legislative ineptitude) by selling our national parks to the highest bidders. This is a slap the table funny book that also encourages the reader to appreciate the glory of our national parks and worry about their potential loss. Free on Kindle. 

 

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To Cast A Cliche

To Cast A Cliche

 
The evil Queen Lucinda exacts revenge on a royal poet by casting a spell of never-ending clichés upon the kingdom. Will the clever King Richard thwart his stepmother’s magic and save the good people of Maxim? Test your literary knowledge and enjoy an entertaining spoof on fairytales. $0.99 on Kindle. 

 

 

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The Secret Sex Diary of Grey’s Dog

The Secret Sex Diary of Grey’s Dog

 

 

This book is a parody of 50 Shades of Grey, with the dog functioning as both voyeur and narrator. See the Amazon description for a more colorful version. $0.99 on Kindle. 

 

 

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Free: Shizzle, Inc

Free: Shizzle, Inc
Fifteen minutes of fame is all Isa Maxwell needs to solve her financial woes and win back Brad, the love of her life. She might just get it. It might just kill her. Free on Kindle.

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