Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings!

Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings!

Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings! Kibbles of Wisdom from a Wise and Witty Feline will bring many smiles and chuckles to your day, especially for those who love and share their lives with special feline friends. Catty Topics of Note include: Advice for the lovelorn (applicable for felines and humans), dealing with difficult neighbors (only humans, of course), kibble quality control, disciplining humans (they can be taught, with time and patience), litter box humor, napping etiquette (there is a right way to do everything), grooming 101 aka “gilding the furry” and munch, munch more! This is Mr. Cheddar’s >^^< first (but definitely not last) feline eBook classic! Download a copy today to enjoy Mr. Cheddar at his best! Furrbulous feline fun, unique catty wisdom and lots of belly laughs await!! $0.99 on Kindle.

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History Retweets Itself: ROCK & ROLL EDITION

History Retweets Itself: ROCK & ROLL EDITION

Ever wonder what Elvis would tweet? Or what exactly is in a Grateful Dead cocktail? Does ZZ Top use their beards for good or evil? Does Ozzy Osbourne have bat breath? And what ever happened to Maroon 4? Discover things you never knew about your favorite rock stars in this fun look at Rock & Roll. In this second edition in his History Retweets Itself series, comedy writer Bill Rodgers offers up interesting facts about some of Rock & Roll’s greatest stars viewed through the lens of social media. Take this fun trip through Rock & Roll and enjoy the laughs along the way! #RockOnWithYourBadSelf $1.99 on Kindle.

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Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a Bordello

What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election. And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth? Are you? Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $1.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Screwball

Free: Screwball

Hayward Templeton, a psychiatry grad student at the University of Iowa, grudgingly agrees to pitch in a co-ed baseball game. A stickler for research, he discovers online how to throw a screwball and excels at it. Hayward’s team wins and while celebrating, they accidentally drop him on his head. As he lies on the ground unconscious, several teammates discuss an upcoming psych quiz. Hayward unknowingly soaks it all in. When he comes to, he begins experiencing bizarre mental disorders — on his way to the big leagues as a screwball pitcher. Screwball is as screwball does. Free on Kindle.

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Mashed

Mashed

Scary Movie meets 50 Shades on The Food Network! Featuring 17 sensually sinister tales guaranteed to excite, terrify, stimulate and make you laugh! $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: 9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer

Free: 9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer

Spectacular southern belle Emily Spankhammer is driven by love and the dubious advice of Sparkle, her mostly invisible pink unicorn spirit guide, into a quest for romance. But with Sparkle more interested in his own deranged bucket list, and men as reliable as a 1971 1.6L Ford Pinto Runabout hatchback, what could possibly go wrong? Circus performers, billionaires, detectives, and a menagerie of wild animals; Emily and Sparkle work their way through the available talent like two raccoons through a picnic hamper. Doing for romance what Spinal Tap did for progressive rock, “9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer” has rewritten the romance novel one cliché at a time and left it noticeably unhinged. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Stealing Love

Free: Stealing Love

Israeli businessman is sent to a small Transylvanian village to find unexpected love. Funny, original and insightful look at life and human relationships, anchored in the fascinating context of Romanian village life. Zany and memorable characters who never fail to surprise the reader. Free on Kindle.

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Free: Raising the Perfect Family and Other Tall Tales

Free: Raising the Perfect Family and Other Tall Tales

A series of lighthearted looks at typical family life. The perfect read for someone who is easily distracted by children, spouses, car repair, and plumbing leaks… usually at the same time. Free on Kindle.

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My Dearest Sucker

My Dearest Sucker

Most of us have been inundated with E-mail letters from scammers around the world, each promising millions of dollars. Of course, there is an inevitable fee, tax, or legal expense for claiming that money. The pitches include celebratory announcements of lottery windfalls; prizes with ringing endorsements from Interpol and the FBI; awards from the International Monetary Fund; pleas from orphans in refugee camps; United Nations compensation packages for those already bilked by scams; and news that you’re the sole heir of a very wealthy and extremely distant relative. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Laughing Through The Eyes of a Maintenance Man

Free: Laughing Through The Eyes of a Maintenance Man

The humorous stories of work orders and life narrated through the eyes of a maintenance man. “People never cease to amaze me as I tell my stories while I maintain and psychoanalyze the broken world. Join me on the overflowing toilet of life as we plunge through the chaos to flush freely again.” Free on Kindle. 

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The Wonderful World of Uncle Don

The Wonderful World of Uncle Don

The funniest Kindle book EVER! This is the comedy book everyone will be talking about. Jammed-packed full of comedy content! 150 pages in color. From President Trump to Leprechauns and UFOs, take a wild, wild, ride on Uncle Don’s crazy train in this outrageous original comedy collection. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Free: Czech the Children

Free: Czech the Children

Vojta is the son of Czech immigrants to America who decides to settle in the old country. He can’t speak the language, but hits it off with his landlady Iveta, and soon they’re joined by a daughter, Terka, and son, Kuba. They go through all the usual challenges in raising two toddlers, with the added dimension of navigating two languages and cultures, and managing it in a society just then transitioning from communism to capitalism. Free on Kindle.

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Ginger the Gangster Cat

Ginger the Gangster Cat

When fat, scruffy Ginger teams up with innocent little Sparky, it’s a recipe for fun and laughter as the two cats travel from London to Spain. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Operation Underpants

Operation Underpants

Max and Olivia met as teenagers on covert operations during WW2. After the war they married and under the guise of a doddering old vicar and his wife, continued a life of secrets as cold war spies. Now 87 years of age and confined to a nursing home are called back into action after finding a hidden message in a funeral notice. Somehow they must escape from the home and travel to the United Kingdom and retrieve the Janus Machine hidden in the dying days of the war. Although pursued by the police and those determined to stop them, the fate of much of the world hangs in the balance – they must succeed. $1.99 on Kindle.

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Ultimate Dealbreakers

Ultimate Dealbreakers

What’s a “dealbreaker”? Some quirk, trait, habit, etc. in a potential mate that’s so irksome that you just walk away from the relationship. For example, maybe: She constantly talks about her ex. He’s a major Trekkie. She doesn’t shave her legs. He kisses his mother on the lips. Read these and other dealbreaker scenarios and decide where you would draw the line (or quiz your friends and see what would be a dealbreaker for them). $0.99 on Kindle.

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Phil! A hilarious account of everything

Phil! A hilarious account of everything

Phil is a hilarious non-stop adventure that takes two unwitting physicists on a trip through multiple universes, to the beginning of the universe where it all began and many other crazy exploits all while finding the answers to all humankind’s greatest questions.
Everything they ever thought they knew or believed turns out to be completely wrong and at the very center of life, the universe and smelly little corner pubs is, Phil. $0.99 on Kindle.

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Smokin’ Weed With Jesus

Smokin’ Weed With Jesus

Yes, people suck, and God is pissed. But as usual, He conveys His criticism of the human world through His son, Jesus of Nazareth. Of course, not to be left out, is a small cast of characters from the place of eternal darkness. Smokin’ Weed With Jesus is an irreverent, humorous approach to what the Messiah might have to say about how we live our lives, pointing out the differences between religion and the need for a well grounded spirituality, as well as the need to change. $2.99 on Kindle.

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Why People Suck

Why People Suck
You’ve heard of Sigmund Freud. You’ve heard of Carl Jung. But have you heard of Abe Surde? Surde is a humorist and master mixologist who tackles–with a smile and a wink–one hundred commonly irritating, upsetting, and obnoxious personality types seen in everyday life.

From disconcerting creeps to loudmouth louts and worrisome weirdos, Surde shares with readers his channeled theories on the origins of bad behavior. His assemblage of wacky yet clever musings combined in a quasi-serious and silly way adds levity to a world gone mad.

His profound quest to understand why people suck results in a collection of nonsensical reasoning that amuses while simultaneously serving small kernels of truth that surprisingly hit the mark.

This book of “divine” insight is one of those guilty pleasures that tickle your funny bone unexpectedly.

The paperback version of WHY PEOPLE SUCK is a great icebreaker for parties and a fun distraction for anyone disturbed by the actions of another. It’s also a great gift for someone who needs a little hint.

Note of warning for delicate readers: the book contains adult language, references to sex and drugs, but only minimally to rock and roll. $0.99 on Kindle.

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